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The Phone Call

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  • 22-05-2003 7:02pm
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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭


    (((((((((((((((( ring )))))))))))))))

    ((((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g)))))))))))



    ***pick up***

    "Hello?"

    "Hi, honey, this is Daddy .... Is your Mommy near the phone?"

    "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

    "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now!"

    "Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do.

    Put down the phone,
    run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and,
    shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank, that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house."

    "Okay, Daddy!"

    A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

    "And what happened?" he asks.

    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
    and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying
    out the front window and now she's all dead."

    "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"


    "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared
    and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool ... but he
    must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean
    it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."





    ***long pause***












    ***more pause****
















    Then Daddy says,

    "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039?"


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