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The Hormone Warning:

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  • 23-05-2003 10:30am
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    THE HORMONE WARNING:

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that!!???

    SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

    SAFEST: Here's fifty quid.

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

    ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.


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    #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    this should be issued to every man by the Government, it would be the first good thing the did since the election.


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