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Elephant Jokes

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16-05-2003 8:51pm

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Capt'n Midnight

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anything you like !
he won't hear you

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#2 16-05-2003 8:53pm
ykt0di9url7bc3

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I want my 45 seconds back biatch

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#3 16-05-2003 11:45pm
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SearrarD,
hahahahahahaha
I still thought it was funneh!

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#4 17-05-2003 1:03pm
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I want my 45 seconds back biatch

it took you 45 secs to read that ??????

anyhow riased a smile

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#5 17-05-2003 1:04pm
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Timer

Click

Load

Read

Cringe

Click

Bitch

Post

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#6 17-05-2003 10:11pm
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You just wasted another 45 seconds posting your explanation, he now owe's you a minute and a half :rolleyes:

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#7 17-05-2003 11:23pm
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'cos they've two left feet.

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#8 17-05-2003 11:35pm
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Make the bad man stop.... please

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#9 18-05-2003 2:32pm
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*cringe* oh my............

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#10 18-05-2003 2:55pm
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jokes (like that) make baby jesus cry!

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#11 18-05-2003 6:07pm
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haha i thought it was funny ! and reading posts is optional biatch !

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#12 18-05-2003 10:36pm
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roflmao

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#13 18-05-2003 11:33pm
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a dead elephant.

[original joke edited out ]

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#14 18-05-2003 11:36pm
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i ..... dont get it

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#15 18-05-2003 11:50pm
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Good, you haven't been polluted then.

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#16 19-05-2003 12:24am
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It took an hour, but it finally clicked. Ugh.

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#17 19-05-2003 1:14am
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whats with you and these crappy elephant jokes recently?

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#18 19-05-2003 4:13pm
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WTF....Me's lost totally lost!!!

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#19 19-05-2003 4:16pm
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:rolleyes:

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#20 19-05-2003 4:22pm
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die a slow and very painfull death.....:D

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him(unless on a hill were he will have rolled away)!!!:p

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#21 19-05-2003 4:29pm
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What is with all the elephant joke's although that one was one of the better one's!!!

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#22 19-05-2003 4:48pm
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Click Here :rolleyes:

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#23 19-05-2003 11:19pm
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Elephants don't usually fall off the end of your fork.

Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P

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#24 19-05-2003 11:32pm
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make it stop !!!!!!!!

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#25 19-05-2003 11:33pm
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bad jokes make baby tellox cry

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#26 20-05-2003 10:04am
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Ban him please, at least for a year or two.

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#27 20-05-2003 11:03am
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WHY DO YOU TORMENT US....What have we done to deserve this torture????

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#28 20-05-2003 2:07pm
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What have we done in a past life?

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#29 20-05-2003 3:25pm
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I think someone must have got a new book:
"The worst elephant jokes ever... Volume 2"

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#30 20-05-2003 4:44pm
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funniest joke I've ever heard... now, where did I put my medication.

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#31 20-05-2003 5:11pm
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Originally posted by de5p0i1er
Ban him please, at least for a year or two.

agreed, two atleast for making us all go through this!

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