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Elephant Jokes

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    #32
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    Note: a single strand is called a - spagetto :P [/B]

    lool:D


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    #33
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    what has the humour board ever done to you?ww)


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    #34
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Make the bad man stop.


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    #35
    Catsmokinpot
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    i dont get it


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    #36
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    oh wait now i get it!

    it wasnt funny though


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    #37
    ozt9vdujny3srf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    very good :P

    Give that man a poat on the back


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    #38
    swalsh
    Registered Users Posts: 536 ✭✭✭swalsh


    my dear god. can he get banned for posting such a s*** joke


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    #39
    pyure
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    these are ****in hilarious :-)
    ive been telling em to pretty much everyone i know hehe

    keep em coming !


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    #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,780 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    There is a bicycle outside the door. :)

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    #41
    Catsmokinpot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,622 ✭✭✭Catsmokinpot


    omg my eyes are bleading please make it stop


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    #42
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    riiiight


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    #43
    Capt'n Midnight
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    How do you know if there are TWO elephants in your house ?


    The bicycle has a bent crossbar.


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    #44
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.


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    #45
    hells angels
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    Originally posted by Pugsley
    If someone ever knocks on your door with a double barrel shotgun pointed at you, that will probably be me, dont forget to say hello before I recolour your wallpaper with your innards.

    Lol i think he's serious C'n M..:D


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    #46
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,780 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Long enough to reach the ground...


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    #47
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    ok Capt'n Midnight, put down the elephant joke book and slowly make you're way te teh back entrance....hey!. . . hands where we can see them!:ninja:


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    #48
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,780 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Have you ever tried ironing one ?


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    #49
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    :mad:
    nuff said.ur second thread with ridiculous joke...gotta admire ur spirit though:)


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    #50
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    It's better than that Irish optimism one that people thought was funny but wasn't.


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    #51
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Would you cut out those elephant jokes there not funny, they belong in all things retro not humor. :mad: :mad:


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    #52
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    You should be banned for making all those bad jokes in a row.


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    #53
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    I saw the suject and I thought "It's either going to say 'deaf' or 'nothing, he can't hear you'". Some strange desire to validate my pessimistic view of the world caused me to open it anyway.
    I want my 45 seconds back too. And the 30 seconds it took me to type this. We're all going to die you know.


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    #54
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    sigh
    I thought "He's going to say 'A dead elephant' isn't he"
    Then I thought "Ah it could be something new. Something like 'a table'.You never know"
    sigh


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    #55
    MrNuked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    You know that form of torture where they tie you up and leave a tap dripping on your head?


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    #56
    Pigman II
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    *tumbleweed*


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    #57
    David Robinson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭David Robinson


    Half a spider?


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    #58
    [Iramus]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭[Iramus]


    Originally posted by MrNuked
    It's better than that Irish optimism one that people thought was funny but wasn't.

    hey! best joke i heard in ages


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    #59
    El Marco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭El Marco


    What do you say to an elephant with no ears?



    Anything you want, he can't hear you :D


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    #60
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,780 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Find a phone box - make a trunk call and reverse the charge..


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    #61
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Mark you mong, that's the joke at the start of this thread.

    Cool jokes btw :)


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