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What's the difference between a duck ?

Capt'n Midnight · 2003-05-25 00:12:54

One of it's legs are both the same. BTW: How many legs has a Bombay duck ? ======================== There was this Scottish window cleaner who realised he'd dropped 10p out of his back pocket, so he goes down the ladder to pick it up - half way down it hit on the head... ======================== What is the difference…

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25-05-2003 1:12am

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Capt'n Midnight

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One of it's legs are both the same.

BTW: How many legs has a Bombay duck ?

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There was this Scottish window cleaner who realised he'd dropped 10p out of his back pocket, so he goes down the ladder to pick it up - half way down it hit on the head...

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What is the difference between a Cavan man and a cactus ?

You can get a drink out of a cactus

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What is the only way to get a drink out of a Monoghan man ?

Stick your finger down his throat..

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None - it's a fish..

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#2 25-05-2003 2:40pm
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Noooooooo.
Bad jokes kill little kittens

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#3 25-05-2003 3:32pm
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the elephant joke man strikes again:mad:

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