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Only the IRISH.....;o)

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  • 26-05-2003 11:54am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭


    And who says the Irish are not wise!!

    Old Sean lived alone in Northern Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Mick,
    I am feeling a mite down because it looks like I won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

    Love, Dad


    A few days later he received a letter from his son:

    Dear Father,
    For CHRIST'S SAKE, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them feckin' BODIES!

    Love, Mick


    At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they apologized to the old man and left. The next day the old man received another letter from his son:


    Dear Father,
    Go ahead and plant yer spuds now. It's the best I could do
    under
    the
    circumstances.

    Love, Mick


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    i saw that comming a mile off but its still good:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Well sorry i thought it was funny..please forgive me for havin a sense of HUMOUR....:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    here and a couple of times before.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,175 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It was used on one episode.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Old but still good.


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