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The Magician and The Parrot

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  • 28-05-2003 11:07am
    #1
    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭


    Sorry if its been posted b4....


    A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
    each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over
    again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
    week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
    Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the
    show:

    "Look, it's not the same hat!"
    "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."
    "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

    The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was,
    after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The
    magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the
    sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at
    each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on
    for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the
    fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:

    "OK, I give up. Where's the fúkíng ship?


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