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Funny Little Alex Ferguson Joke

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  • 28-05-2003 11:10am
    #1
    stevoslice
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    > > >
    > > > > > >After Alex Ferguson dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes
    him
    > > > > > >on a
    > > > > > >tour. He shows Alex a little two-bedroom house with a faded Man
    > >United
    > > > > > >banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Alex.
    > >Most
    > > > > > >people
    > > > > > >don't get their own houses up here," God says, "so count yourself
    > > > > > >lucky."
    > > > > > >Alex looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one
    > > > > > >sitting on
    > > > > > >top of the hill. It's a huge three-storey mansion with white
    marble
    > > > > > >columns
    > > > > > >and little patios under all the windows. Irish tricolor flags
    line
    > > > > > >both
    > > > > > >sides of the long drive and a huge Irish green and white striped
    > > > > > >banner
    > > > > > >hangs between the marble columns, and a Glasgow Celtic scarf
    > >clearly
    > > > > > >visible in the window of one of the upstairs bedrooms in the west
    > > > > > >wing.
    > > > > > >"Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. How
    come
    > >I
    > > > > > >get
    > > > > > >this scutty little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and
    Martin
    > > > > > >O'Neill
    > > > > > >gets a big bloody mansion with fancy new Irish banners and flags
    > > > > > >flying all
    > > > > > >over the place?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Martin
    > >O'Neill's
    > > > > > >house," God says. "That's mine."
    > > > >
    > > > >


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