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  • 02-06-2003 6:46pm
    #1
    EyeDeeOne
    Registered Users Posts: 317 ✭✭


    In The Oval Office


    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me
    the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get
    me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.!

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some
    to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle
    East?



    REMEMBER: Hu = The new leader of China
    Kofi = Kofi Annan in the U.N.
    Rice = The one who is taking the phone for Kofi Annan
    ww)

    Which Band is better? 15 votes

    Nirvana
    0% 0 votes
    Iron Maiden
    53% 8 votes
    Guns & Roses
    20% 3 votes
    slipknot
    26% 4 votes


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    #2
    trunks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭trunks


    :D

    the only us prez in history that has more jokes about him than votes in the election


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    #3
    STaN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    lmao nice1


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    #4
    EyeDeeOne
    Registered Users Posts: 317 ✭✭EyeDeeOne


    Ok
    it was meant to be
    if 100 people voted,

    nirvana- 50
    iron maiden -25
    guns&roses -0
    slipknot -25


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    #5
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    <locked> - this poll has absolutely nothing to do with the humour board.:rolleyes:

    Bio


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