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Urinating problem

  • 02-06-2003 9:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I have a problem, when I go for a wee, when I'm finished. No matter how much i shake it or sqeeze the last drop out of it, sometimes another drop or two comes out when i put it away. This is more common when i sit down to go to the toilet. Has anyone every heard of this before or experienced it. Any suggestions on how i could prevent it or what could be causing it?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,065 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    hehe im sorry i have no idea how to solve your problem BUT your name is great :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,463 ✭✭✭shinzon


    Originally posted by weeman
    I have a problem, when I go for a wee, when I'm finished. No matter how much i shake it or sqeeze the last drop out of it, sometimes another drop or two comes out when i put it away. This is more common when i sit down to go to the toilet. Has anyone every heard of this before or experienced it. Any suggestions on how i could prevent it or what could be causing it?

    yes its called excessive piss

    regards
    shin


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    sounds like he's having trouble extracting the urine...

    *giggle*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭woolymammoth


    ever tried "drying it off"?? use a bit of toilet paper in future...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭jammy_dodger


    Im no doctor, and no medical advice is allowed, so go see your doctor and get it checked out.

    It could be a narrow urethra, so don't go stickin a pen down there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    i have the same problem sometimes,
    its like your dick hates you or something and is gettign revenge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    you're not alone mate.

    Had it my whole life. I just make sure I wipe it off best I can, and give it a couple of tugs from the base to make sure i get rid of any excess.

    see to be though that no matter how much i do it, there's always a bit mro to come.

    what can i say, life sucks, don't wear white pants!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,552 ✭✭✭✭GuanYin


    Its not a problem, its quite a common manifestation and occurs in about 10-20% of men. There is no pathological medical significance. (ie. its not damag8ing to your health).


    As is common sense, keep your penis clean and shake and/or wipe as required.

    There are medical procedures to have this "fixed" and they are relatively inexpensive, but will require taking your wee-"weeman" out of commission for a short period.

    Talk to your GP if its a big worry to you or if you want to pursue the operation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    "No matter how much you wriggle and shake, the last little bit always runs down your leg"

    If you grip your penis close to the base (around where your scrotum and penis meet), and massage it upwards (not actually massage, that's known as something else, but as if you were squeezing toothpaste out of the bottle), you should be able to get all or almost all of that annoying last drop out. :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Originally posted by seamus
    "No matter how much you wriggle and shake, the last little bit always runs down your leg"

    Thats wrong seamus, it don't even ryhme!!
    Its "No matter how many times you wriggle and dance, the last few drops always end up in your pants"

    or

    "No matter how many times you shake the peg, the few drops always end up on your leg"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    It rhymes for me.

    Maybe it's your accent? ;):p


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Well maybe it is my nacker accent,
    but I still can't get your one to ryhme :P


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