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  • 04-06-2003 3:12pm
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    cujimmy
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    Sue goes into Tesco and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the Toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
    The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
    All of a sudden, Sue throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming
    "GRAB MY BREASTS!! GRAB MY BREASTS!!!"
    The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
    The manager comes up to Sue and asks, "What's wrong?"
    She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
    Once again, Sue throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "GRAB MY BREASTS!! GRAB MY BREASTS!!!"
    In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
    In a huff, Sue says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED.


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    that is so disturbingly not funny..


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    Tyrrial
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    i'm not sure weather to be amused or upset?


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    maybe slightly aroused?


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    Trebor
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    Originally posted by Mordeth
    maybe slightly aroused?

    now thats funny but not really


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    NeoSlicerZ
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    rofl


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    Sauron
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    meh:ninja: :cool: :(


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    Sarky
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    I often find the following discussion funnier than the joke itself. Is this wrong?


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    Sauron
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    I often find the following discussion funnier than the joke itself. Is this wrong?


    normally.. that would be strange (u freak):ninja:
    but for this it is exeptable....me too in fact

    also I have this to say about the joke at hand:ninja:


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