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game of golf in the country

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  • 05-06-2003 11:28am
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    GoneShootin
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    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
    multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped
    tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened.

    "Well," the man says, it's like this.

    I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife,
    when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
    pasture of cows.

    We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around,
    I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end.

    I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
    there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
    stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

    That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?"
    the doctor asks.

    "Well," the man replies,
    "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,

    Hey, this looks like yours!

    I don't remember much after that."


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