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marraige bliss

GoneShootin · 2003-06-05 10:29:48

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?!" she replies."When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

05-06-2003 11:29am

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GoneShootin

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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?!" she replies."When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads

'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

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#2 05-06-2003 12:30pm

Tyrrial

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i hope to have something touching like that on my grave stone

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#3 05-06-2003 1:19pm

Sarky

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I've discussed this with a lot of people, some choice epitaphs would be:

You're next.

I'm with stupid(alongside upwards pointing arrow)

I told you I was sick.

Dang it's hot down here.

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#4 05-06-2003 1:47pm

Sauron

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ouch... that was low...:eek:

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#5 05-06-2003 3:02pm

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what a happy couple :rolleyes:

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#6 06-06-2003 6:22am

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women can be so cruel.

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