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Toilet humour

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  • 05-06-2003 6:38pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
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    You know the way your not supposed to look when standing at a urinal - and Mick should know - his wife made him tatoo her name on it (the possesive type) ... well on holidays in the Caribeen Mick couldn't resist taking a peek at one of the locals... turned out yer man had a name tatooed on it too. So Mick says "Jaysus yor a big lad - but I see your Wendy got ya to put her name down there so ya wouldn't fool around with anyone else"

    "Whatcha talkin 'bout man - dis is for the tourist girls - they go wild when I show them the Welcome to Jamacia, Have a nice Day.."


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    de5p0i1er
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    LOL. The first post you made that I found funny. :D


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    Tyrrial
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    well it's ok..


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    Sauron
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    hmmmmm..... well I prefer that to those elephant jokes...(shutter:( )


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    The night was dark and eerie,
    The toilet light was dim,
    I heard a CRASH and then a Splash..
    Good grief ! , he's fallen in ...


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    de5p0i1er
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    Should have kept quiet after the first one Cap. That poem sucked.


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    superconor
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    the poem pwnd the joke, which just didnt do anything. poem was funny enuff tho.


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    MrNuked
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    tumbleweed.jpg


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