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the johnson twins

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  • 06-06-2003 9:13pm
    #1
    Sauron
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    There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?" The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."

    "No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where did you go to high school?"

    "Oh I went to Francis Lewis over on Utopia. Graduated in '66. How 'bout you?"

    "Get out. I went to Francis Lewis. And I graduated in '66, too." "Where'd you go to college?"

    "Beloit, in Wisconsin."

    "No way! I went to Beloit too. What dorm?"

    "Kevin Sullivan dorm."

    "Sullivan? You're not going to believe this . . ."

    Joe the bartender walks over, and the first guy says, "Joe, you won't believe it in a million years. This guy went to the same high school as me, graduated the same year I did, and went to the same college. We were even in the same dorm. Isn't that amazing?"

    Joe looks at them both and says, "Yeah, that's just plain amazing." A third man comes in and says, "Hey Joe. What's new?" Joe says, "Not much. The Johnson twins are drunk again


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    #2
    superconor
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    lol
    heard that a few times, works better with irish twins, but its still raises a smile


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