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Swimming Contest

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  • 09-06-2003 11:55am
    #1
    jonno
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    Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

    They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head sank straight to the bottom.

    Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see ******* coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue the head guy. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

    Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three goddamn years I've spent learning to swim with my goddamn ears, then five seconds before the whistle, some bastard puts a swimming cap on me"


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    #2
    Sposs
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    :D


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    #3
    Stark
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    sad, very ****ing sad


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    Catch_22
    Registered Users Posts: 432 ✭✭Catch_22


    Although i like the way that bub bles appears to be a banned word on the humour baords.

    :D


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    jEt|Dino
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    Originally posted by jonno
    Three goddamn years I've spent learning to swim with my goddamn ears,

    http://www.yorema.com/nerds/tn_Chief.jpg :):))


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    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    according to jonnos joke..:
    the third has no body, just a head.

    god I love these new realistic "things we deal with in every day life" jokes

    :ninja: :)

    quite good


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    Pugsley
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    Originally posted by jEt|Dino
    http://www.yorema.com/nerds/tn_Chief.jpg :):))
    ROFL!!!! pld!! :D


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    Tazzle
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    I wish i had no fúcking head so i would have to read that shít.


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    smiles
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    Originally posted by jEt|Dino
    http://www.yorema.com/nerds/tn_Chief.jpg :):))

    rofl. that is terrible. rofl.

    << Fio >>


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    oneweb
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    Originally posted by Catch_22
    Although i like the way that bub bles appears to be a banned word on the humour baords.

    :D

    I lmao'd at that :)

    It is what it's.



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    #11
    Tyrrial
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    thats funny!:D


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    #12
    Zukustious
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    Didn't find that funny at all. Head can't swim, complains about inability to use ears. End of joke.

    Maybe I'm not in a laughing mood. Or maybe that was one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.


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    MrNuked
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    yes but that pic was fairly bubbling funny!

    bubble?
    *******?


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    #14
    JohnK
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    lol :D
    pure class :D


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    #15
    Pugwash
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    'loel'


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