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Sure fire signs that the area is middle class...

  • 06-11-2016 05:22PM
    #1
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    ....2 cars in the driveway, a 2 year old family saloon and a 6 year old people carrier, usually a Trajet.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Everyone's in in the evening posting on Boards about disadvantaged areas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    No involvement with horses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.

    Savage


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Walter2016


    No "no water meter" sign in their windows.

    Local shop does not need to put "no pyjamas" sign on the door


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,436 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    What is it with Qashqai's? Have they the best finance package at the moment? Seem to be everywhere and always black for some reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,676 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.

    ..and it's much appreciated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,267 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    The people from the rough area thread are busily burgaling the middle class houses whilst the people from the posh area thread jet off on a skiing holiday.

    Glazers Out!



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,877 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.

    All out working down the salt mines no doubt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,791 ✭✭✭Big Pussy Bonpensiero


    Is middle-class not 'posh'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.

    Ah come on Lexie, really?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    There is ONE games console in the household.
    A typical game is "FIFA 17":
    There is also a Bluray DVD player.
    All devices above have an average age of about 3 years and are not neccessarily bought 'to keep up with the Joneses next door'
    Such households are likeliest to do non sport leisure pursuits.
    Also unlike other classes it is not needed to have a display cabinet or wall with the offsprings' sporting or academic achievement to date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    They're the only ones paying at the doctors and not on first name terms with the receptionist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    Nobody talks to their neighbours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    THFC wrote: »
    Is middle-class not 'posh'?

    Middle class is working hard for your kids and saving for their future


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Nobody talks to their neighbours.

    Not true, middle class people all know each other and have meetings


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    There's a Residents' Association and they send around a newsletter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,400 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    THFC wrote: »
    Is middle-class not 'posh'?

    Yeah but the OP needs his attention.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,224 ✭✭✭Going Forward


    The televisions are smaller.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Most houses have at least one furniture item from IKEA.

    The local is packed on a Saturday night.

    Dads out cycling at the weekend with their kids.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Harvey Normal


    The term middle class is ambiguous to say the least.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Tigger wrote: »
    Not true, middle class people all know each other and have meetings

    There is also always one "rebel" who gives out about the residents association/says he wont pay, says all this to his long suffering wife but pays up anyways has condescending views of the neighbours again his long suffering wife is the recipient of his opinion of the neighbours. Thinks he is different!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭Didas


    mariaalice wrote: »
    There is also always one "rebel" who gives out about the residents association/says he wont pay, says all this to his long suffering wife but pays up anyways has condescending views of the neighbours again his long suffering wife is the recipient of his opinion of the neighbours. Thinks he is different!!

    Condescension seems to be a common theme in these areas going by some of the posts on this thread.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,534 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    Neighbourhood text alert signs.
    No Christmas trees up until December and no glaring neon flashing reindeer in the gardens.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭Stealthfins


    All that's in the fridge is the light and almost mouldy milk,sausages and chips at the most in the freezer.

    Two cars in the driveway,usually an Audi and BMW or mini which are skanger cars now.

    A lot of old money people drive corollas and golfs,sure they have no need to be ostentatious...we've no peers...

    The middle class will be down the local wondering why the upper-class and working class mix well together and why nobody else wants to listen for their moaning and egocentric ways.

    I come from old money and we have more time for the working class than the wannabe middle class yaw yaws...as the working class and the middle class are opposite ends of the social spectrum.
    We get one anothers humor and are willing to put out our hand and help our fellow man.


    Working is only for the poor.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    What next eh! Sure Fire signs that your next door neighbour is a military dictator. :pac:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    What next eh! Sure Fire signs that your next door neighbour is a military dictator. :pac:

    "Sure-fire signs that your area is a neighbourhood:"

    "People live there."
    "There are houses."
    "There are facilities and elements of basic infrastructure."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    What next eh! Sure Fire signs that your next door neighbour is a military dictator. :pac:

    Sometimes the omens are right in front of you...
    https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ad60341477a-house-resemblin.jpg?w=748&h=895&crop=1


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Harvey Normal


    All that's in the fridge is the light and almost mouldy milk,sausages and chips at the most in the freezer.

    Two cars in the driveway,usually an Audi and BMW or mini which are skanger cars now.

    A lot of old money people drive corollas and golfs,sure they have no need to be ostentatious...we've no peers...

    The middle class will be down the local wondering why the upper-class and working class mix well together and why nobody else wants to listen for their moaning and egocentric ways.

    I come from old money and we have more time for the working class than the wannabe middle class yaw yaws...as the working class and the middle class are opposite ends of the social spectrum.
    We get one anothers humor and are willing to put out our hand and help our fellow man.


    Working is only for the poor.....

    Confused bollocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 822 ✭✭✭johnty56


    Confused bollocks.


    Kind of sums up boards.ie to be honest:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hans Bricks


    This thread is a sure fire sign that taking the piss out of the Jeremy kyle brigade and the stereotypes of rough urban estates is of far more comedic value


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    The televisions are smaller.

    Oh, you have a television? Siubhan and I got rid of ours months ago and we hardly even notice it, really it's much better for the kids' development, Fiachra-George has already started to read Dickens


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,379 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    "Sure-fire signs that your area is a neighbourhood:"

    "People live there."
    "There are houses."
    "There are facilities and elements of basic infrastructure."


    Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
    In your neighborhood?
    In your neighborhood?
    Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
    The people that you meet each day
    ...

    'Cause a [....] is a person in your neighborhood
    In your neighborhood
    (s)he's in your neighborhood
    A [....] is a person in your neighborhood
    A person that you meet each day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    The houses have names instead of numbers.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,224 ✭✭✭Going Forward


    The lack of gnome ornaments in the front garden.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,382 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Favoutite TV shows include:

    RTE news
    Prime Time
    Claire Daly
    Room To Improve
    The View
    Late Late Show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Skommando


    There is no middle class, that's a quaint english Victorian notion. True middle class don't have to work for a living and never have.

    In Ireland is there is :
    The welfare class
    The connected (corrupt) class
    The working class (who are constantly told they are or should want to be "middle class" by advertisers so they borrow and spend more on things they don't need)

    The working class pay for the other two classes, and pretend they are too middle class to stand up against being screwed in the ass by the other two classes. If you have to work for a living, you are working class no matter what the advertisers tell you.

    The welfare class and the connected class in Ireland have had a little agreement for years.
    Don't fck with eachother and then you can get the working class to pay for everything (often by simply calling them middle class)

    The connected class forgot this little rule when they got even greedier than usual in recent years, and made the mistake of extending water charges from the working class to the welfare class. They were quickly brought back into line by the welfare class. The connected class have now remembered that the cash cow is the people who have to work for a living, and everyone is settling back down to business as usual.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    There's nobody home during the day because they're out paying for everyone else's dole and medical card.

    My daddy says if they gave up the heroin they'd be able to afford that second villa in Spain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭gossamer


    I love the squeezed middle class, especially when they give out about how self entitled dole heads are. Oh why oh why do I have to work 9-5 when the chavvy man down the road gets €188 a week! Booooo. Life is so hard.

    Middle class areas are so boring and nondescript that there's really nothing to add.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭infogiver


    In middle class estates ( I agree that the middle class should really referred to as working class but hey lookit....) there's a non stop parade of knocks to the hall door in the evenings, folk selling Aitricity Eircom Phonewatch, Dogs Trust Concern Prepay Power etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,104 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    infogiver wrote: »
    In middle class estates ( I agree that the middle class should really referred to as working class but hey lookit....) there's a non stop parade of knocks to the hall door in the evenings, folk selling Aitricity Eircom Phonewatch, Dogs Trust Concern Prepay Power etc

    Thats why we kept the doorbell, but disconnected it inside! Bliss now, no answering the door to all and sundry!

    And I suppose that makes us middle class. Double bonus lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Favoutite TV shows include:

    RTE news
    Prime Time
    Claire Daly
    Room To Improve
    The View
    Late Late Show

    You forgot Tonight with Vincent Browne :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    trees

    labradors instead of alsatians


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭PukkaStukka


    Front garden is cobblelock rather than grass....and if it has grass, it's a lawn, not a garden.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Skommando wrote: »
    There is no middle class, that's a quaint english Victorian notion. True middle class don't have to work for a living and never have.

    In Ireland is there is :
    The welfare class
    The connected (corrupt) class
    The working class (who are constantly told they are or should want to be "middle class" by advertisers so they borrow and spend more on things they don't need)

    The working class pay for the other two classes, and pretend they are too middle class to stand up against being screwed in the ass by the other two classes. If you have to work for a living, you are working class no matter what the advertisers tell you.

    The welfare class and the connected class in Ireland have had a little agreement for years.
    Don't fck with eachother and then you can get the working class to pay for everything (often by simply calling them middle class)

    The connected class forgot this little rule when they got even greedier than usual in recent years, and made the mistake of extending water charges from the working class to the welfare class. They were quickly brought back into line by the welfare class. The connected class have now remembered that the cash cow is the people who have to work for a living, and everyone is settling back down to business as usual.

    this is all very conspiracy theorish
    The world isn't as evil as you think


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Skommando wrote: »
    There is no middle class, that's a quaint english Victorian notion. True middle class don't have to work for a living and never have.

    In Ireland is there is :
    The welfare class
    The connected (corrupt) class
    The working class (who are constantly told they are or should want to be "middle class" by advertisers so they borrow and spend more on things they don't need)

    The working class pay for the other two classes, and pretend they are too middle class to stand up against being screwed in the ass by the other two classes. If you have to work for a living, you are working class no matter what the advertisers tell you.



    The welfare class and the connected class in Ireland have had a little agreement for years.
    Don't fck with eachother and then you can get the working class to pay for everything (often by simply calling them middle class)

    The connected class forgot this little rule when they got even greedier than usual in recent years, and made the mistake of extending water charges from the working class to the welfare class. They were quickly brought back into line by the welfare class. The connected class have now remembered that the cash cow is the people who have to work for a living, and everyone is settling back down to business as usual.

    Sorry for dragging this off topic, but individuals sometimes cant see the wood from the trees.

    Say T.P and Timmy work together for years: T.P is a block layer/ builder and Timmy was his labourer so T.P dies and ever after T.P widow and mother would always say to the rest of the family if there's any work going make sure Timmy gets the work it was an almost unspoken expectation.

    Now Timmy is not getting the work because he is the cheapest or the best( he could well be but who know because best and cheapest is not why he is getting the work ) he is getting the work because of his 'connection' to a family its a sort of reciprocity which is common in Irish life or is being that sort of connected class acceptable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    What was wrong with calling him joe or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,857 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    Negative equity, car repossessions, and everyone pretending to be doing well but in reality are highly stressed, barely making ends meet


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What was wrong with calling him joe or something?

    Alright so they were Joe and John, that doesn't answer the question of how people are very quick to see connection and corruption every where else but themselves and appear to be blind to the roots of the 'connected' culture in Ireland.


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