Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

sligojoek wrote: »

Once he moved from Syria to suicide I was gone.

Whoy?

Uncharted wrote: »

It was a 6.5 out of 10 Butters. Had potential but Fateen dropped a bollock by trying to go full Jeremy Paxman.

Stick to de African house eating snails n dat,sez I.

It's Johnathan Paxman caller, Johnathan...........according to Fateen! True story! He's said it more than once. :pac::pac:


Given the paucity of comments on the thread today I'd say you're being a bit-een generous wit de auld marks outta 10 and dat......dja hear me petal?

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Despite the fact that Jonathan is a fairly common name, many people spell it wrongly. Almost everyone who is called Jonathan spells it like that. I do not take offence at misspellings (I'm used to them), but welcome correct ones!

Jonathan Gregory

I hear you.....and whilst I know people who spell it both ways so to speak, the two Johnathans I work with spell it with the additional "h" so I'm conditioned at this stage to write it thus. They are both Yanks though so maybe that's something to do with it?

Fateen would likely spell it Jonatin so to speak, being fone-etic and dat.

Uncharted wrote: »

PS....Iv revised my LL rating back to a 5.5,just to try get a bit of an oul buzz goin round da place an dat.....

Well done! Well done!

Uncharted wrote: »

WOW! Well spotted there now.
Grate grate grate grate grate grate

A-ha!

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 71
Joe Shows: 57
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €142,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

The town was Hopkinton in Massachusetts. Both Ronan and Fateen decided to add a "g" into it to make it "Hop-KING-ton"; in the same way many Irish people add an "r" into "Chi-CAR-go" so to speak.

What a smooth and professional handover there........:rolleyes:

Not helped by the Met Eireann weather lady (who sounded like a fordener so to speak) sounding like she was trying not to burst her h*le laughing throughout the whole report.