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What would you do in a Purge?

  • 05-07-2018 09:36AM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 Sabre0001
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    All crime is legal for 24 hours? What would you do?

    The movies focus on murder; I'd probably wuss out, build a safe room, and try my hand at cyber crime and impersonating wealthy billionaires who need a dig out.

    If I HAD to go outside, try to "acquire" a sportscar or stock up on groceries (I know, madlad!)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 Hector Bellend
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    Import enough cocaine to start an international drug empire.

    Offer substantial discounts to AH for coke and hookers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 SilverTom


    Wash my car


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,522 Wheety
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    How would you try your hand at cyber crime?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 razorblunt
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    Park on double yellows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 Mint Sauce
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    See how fast my car can REALLY go.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,287 givyjoe
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    Double barrelled hosepipe watering the sh1t out of the garden.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 Hector Bellend
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    I'd take a dump off the top of the GPO to see what happens


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,841 Tabnabs
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    Absolutely no rule of law for 24 hours? I'd hide out in a halting site, bound to be empty of occupants for the duration.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 176 nigel_wilson
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 Gunmonkey
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    Something about a Lidl, a JCB and some bread!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,950 Hande hoche!
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    Watch the Purge movies on Film 4.


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    Import garlic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 floraldream
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.

    You'd rape someone?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Boom_Bap
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    Wee on the door knob of my not so nice neighbour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 224 BurnUp78
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.
    Its concerning that youre more worried about being beaten up than you are for the fact youd be kidnapping and raping an innocent person..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,522 Wheety
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.

    :eek:

    Well this has taken a dark turn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,529 BrokenArrows
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    Download a years supply of movies. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 Petyr Baelish
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.

    So you would rape someone, you are really saying that? Do you plan on murdering them too? Any preferred age / gender?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 not yet
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    Kill Bono, and for the day thats in it I'd fcuk that silverspoon socialist Bob Geldof into a wood chipper..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 Graces7
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    Do what I do normally anyways.. Lock the door and alert the dog!


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    Download a years supply of movies. :D

    Download a car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 Petyr Baelish
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    Omackeral wrote: »
    Download a car.

    You wouldn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,529 BrokenArrows
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    Seriously,

    I'd probably abduct someone and "have my way" with them. The only thing I fear is retribution from the family/boyfriend if he ever found out. I'm sure that I'd be brutally tortured even on the non-purge days due to how heinous my crime might seem.

    It would be nice in theory but you've got to remember, the thrill of crime is massively reduced as the safety of normality is taken away. It's not a case of being the predator and prey. If you let the guard down, you'll always be the prey.

    You should seriously consider going back to seeing your psychiatrist if thats the thing you think of.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 theyoungchap
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    Head straight for Dublin City centre, get rid of every junkie.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 176 nigel_wilson
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    BurnUp78 wrote: »
    Its concerning that youre more worried about being beaten up than you are for the fact youd be kidnapping and raping an innocent person..

    Isn't law what deters people from murder, rape, theft etc...? Don't people on boards complain about how lax Ireland laws are?

    I'm sure that I can't be the only one who wouldn't abduct/assault purely on the basis of legality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 Petyr Baelish
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    Isn't law what deters people from murder, rape, theft etc...? Don't people on boards complain about how lax Ireland laws are?

    I'm sure that I can't be the only one who wouldn't abduct/assault purely on the basis of legality.

    Basic human decency deters people from rape and murder. Law is needed for people like you it seems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,915 cursai
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    **** in a bucket and call it chocolate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 Petyr Baelish
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    cursai wrote: »
    **** in a bucket and call it chocolate.

    That's legal, go right ahead.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Boom_Bap
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    cursai wrote: »
    **** in a bucket and call it chocolate.
    I'd get the swear filter removed from boards for the day


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,337 davo2001
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    Isn't law what deters people from murder, rape, theft etc...?

    Definitely not! Theft maybe, rape and murder no.

    If what you're saying is true, then you have some very serious issues.


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    It's interesting how people can say they'd go and kill someone, eradicate whole swathes of people or feed a person into a wood chipper but the mention of sexual stuff drives us all over the edge. Rape is absolutely abhorred in this country and rightly so. This really throws a spanner in the works when mental cases try to insist we have a rape culture here in Ireland. We don't. It's hated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 The Backwards Man
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    I'd call people out for the knobheads that they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,454 mloc123
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    Isn't law what deters people from murder, rape, theft etc...? Don't people on boards complain about how lax Ireland laws are?

    I'm sure that I can't be the only one who wouldn't abduct/assault purely on the basis of legality.

    No... it is having morals that deters the great majority of people from rape and murder


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,977 whisky_galore
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    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's interesting how people can say they'd go and kill someone, eradicate whole swathes of people or feed a person into a wood chipper but the mention of sexual stuff drives us all over the edge. Rape is absolutely abhorred in this country and rightly so. This really throws a spanner in the works when mental cases try to insist we have a rape culture here in Ireland. We don't. It's hated.

    Rapists (and child killers) are the lowest of the low in prisons, they get attacked by other inmates.


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    Rapists (and child killers) are the lowest of the low in prisons, they get attacked by other inmates.

    I know, I'm a Prison Officer :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 seamus
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    Leave the country and go live somewhere that doesn't require you to be ultra-rich to avoid being "purged".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,883 Feisar
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    Go somewhere as remote as possible and eat tinned food/read my Kindle for the 24 hours. For those that think they will go about marauding unless one lives that type of criminal lifestyle now it's unlikely to be a success. There are already armed criminal gangs, I'd be more worried about avoiding them than scoring myself a new Full HD Sony.

    And that's coming from someone with a plethora of guns and knives.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 Graces7
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    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's interesting how people can say they'd go and kill someone, eradicate whole swathes of people or feed a person into a wood chipper but the mention of sexual stuff drives us all over the edge. Rape is absolutely abhorred in this country and rightly so. This really throws a spanner in the works when mental cases try to insist we have a rape culture here in Ireland. We don't. It's hated.

    As is reflected here. This was near me at that time

    https://www.rte.ie/news/courts/2018/0702/975868-appeal-court-anthony-hussey/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 AlphabetCards
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    Rob a car.
    Ram a gun store.
    Rob the gun store, take ammo and weapons.
    Gather the extended family and elderly neighbours,
    Get them to my road ASAP and set up road blocks, overwatch positions and a safe room.
    Brief up those capable on their arcs of fire, quick plans and communications rules.
    Proceed to set up fall back positions.
    Wait out the storm, hope it passes without incident and return all guns and ammo anonymously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 LirW
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    Book a holiday for the time of the purge, this sounds so stressful, I don't do stress.

    If I'd have to be around, I'd use the disabled parking spot in the Aldi carpark.


    Also get the Trebuchet I always wanted and test it, I'm sure medieval siege weapons aren't legal?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,641 Infini
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    **** that **** Id be on a plane out of there and wouldnt be back if that was legal. Cant get me if Im not there! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,522 Wheety
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    Isn't law what deters people from murder, rape, theft etc...? Don't people on boards complain about how lax Ireland laws are?

    I'm sure that I can't be the only one who wouldn't abduct/assault purely on the basis of legality.

    The only thing stopping you is the law? Jaysus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 Ishmael
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,553 Fiery mutant
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    Semtex. Lots, and lots of Semtex.

    We should defend our way of life to an extent that any attempt on it is crushed, so that any adversary will never make such an attempt in the future.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,464 Ultimate Seduction
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    I'd probably admit I'm racist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 Petyr Baelish
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    I'd probably admit I'm racist

    Best keep that under your hat for now. I hate knackers too but I can't say that until the days comes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,747 brevity
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    Shoot Nigel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 AlphabetCards
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    I sincerely hope that Nigel Wilson is some great troll of our time...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 Borderfox
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    Ishmael wrote: »

    That's a slice of life :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,997 ELM327
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    Bring back face kicker


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