Create a new motto or tagline for a company. I will start

AMKC · 24-01-2021 07:58PM #1

Red Bull gives you Energy.

I think it's much better than Red Bull gives you wings which us getting old anyway.

So someone else come up with some fir any company you like or do not like.

Archeron · 24-01-2021 08:02PM

"F*ck you, give us your money and f*ck off"

Eir.

24-01-2021 08:13PM

"We dominate the market so take this commission and eat it."

Ticketmaster.

Larbre34 · 24-01-2021 08:19PM

Bus Éireann - Using our inefficient monopoly to give it to you up the tailpipe, 100% of some of the time.

endacl · 24-01-2021 08:21PM

‘No. You’re not fat enough. Get fatter.’

McDonald’s.

Red_Wake · 24-01-2021 08:23PM

"You owe us a lifestyle"

RTE

razorblunt · 24-01-2021 08:26PM

“You’ve not got enough cash for Bose”

Anker.

fryup · 24-01-2021 08:53PM

Durex

vatican approved

24-01-2021 09:26PM

dunnes

Our products are crap,but we treat our workers worse

CFlat · 24-01-2021 09:43PM

McDonald's - "I'm Lovin' sh it"

Cerveza · 24-01-2021 09:44PM

Taxbae you

Enright · 24-01-2021 09:47PM

KFC

Kids Fat Club

Enright · 24-01-2021 09:48PM

DHL

Day and a Half Late

AMKC · 24-01-2021 09:53PM

An Post

There for you whenver we feel like it.

Fastway

We don't care we just drop your package there.

24-01-2021 09:55PM

No other computer manufacturer today gives you a free branded logo sticker with you laptop or tower.

From the maker of the 2013 trashcan

APPLE

thomil · 24-01-2021 09:59PM

Enright wrote: »

DHL

Day and a Half Late

Definitely Hopelessly Lost

Or, for the German speakers in here:

Dauert Halt Länger...

StemCell · 24-01-2021 10:07PM

Guinness

Making old men fart for generations.

Microsoft

Most popular inferior operating system in the world.

ghostfacekilla · 24-01-2021 10:19PM

Don’t even bother

KungPao · 24-01-2021 10:24PM

Canada Goose - Made for scumbags, by scumbags.

The ****ers kill animals to make those awful looking coats.

fryup · 24-01-2021 10:32PM

APPLE

if you want to be trendy buy our products

Your Face · 24-01-2021 11:06PM

Germany

'The original cheese-eating surrender monkeys'

For Forks Sake · 24-01-2021 11:17PM

Fastway "Couriers"

Your Parcel Delivered (into a ditch three counties away.)

RobAMerc · 24-01-2021 11:32PM

"Taking care of ourselves first" - the HSE

"Looking after your kids, by staying at home in bed" - Teachers Unions

"If you can dream it up, we can **** it up" - Fianna Fail

jmlad2020 · 25-01-2021 12:12AM

Fine Gael: Because we think we are better than you

Junkyard Tom · 25-01-2021 02:10AM

Tea!

Because it's really lovely and makes your belly feel all warm.

Strumms · 25-01-2021 02:26AM

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

y0ssar1an22 · 25-01-2021 02:44AM

IHOP, they'd go mad.

eh, no mate. this is the irish house of pancakes.

StemCell · 25-01-2021 06:40AM

Boards.ie

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Church on Tuesday · 25-01-2021 12:24PM

Supervalu

Dear food, bored people.

magic_murph · 25-01-2021 01:46PM

Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

25-01-2021 01:50PM

Strumms wrote: »

HSE - Hellish stuff-ups expected ( I’ll probably be a victim of more tomorrow )

Ryanair - low frills, no frills, no expectations, but we are cheap, so you’ve no right to complain.

DHL - you’ll loose you mind when you see our prices, you’ll loose your shît when we loose your box..

Collins English Dictionary

Because loose English may cause you to lose opportunities.

25-01-2021 03:53PM

Our Customer Support line is ready to leave all callers in the Q for an ETERNITY of course then we will cut them off!

razorblunt · 25-01-2021 04:34PM

Cancel your morning plans.

Beamish

RobbingBandit · 25-01-2021 04:37PM

Every little price hike helps

Tesco

Zaph · 25-01-2021 04:38PM

magic_murph wrote: »

Boards - the home of absolute drivel.

And yet you're still here after 13 years...

RobbingBandit · 25-01-2021 04:39PM

KFC

Kentucky Fried Cruelest

storker · 25-01-2021 04:39PM

DPD - Drop Parcel on Doorstep

antodeco · 25-01-2021 04:40PM

Tesco - Just when it gets busy, we'll close tills

Virgin Media - Turn it off and on again, because we know you have tried that

Parcel Motel - Give us your money and your parcels and we will give our staff them as presents

Amazon - Next day delivery once it takes 2 weeks for us to get it passed customs

25-01-2021 04:44PM

Once, you could smoke on planes and trains. Just like a sailor often had a partner in every port. You have to die from something so light up and inhale. No condom needed.

John Player

McGinniesta · 25-01-2021 05:45PM

" Because f*ck you that's why"

AIB

25-01-2021 11:41PM

Facebook

We're not your friend, we're a scummy company

Urquell · 26-01-2021 02:32AM

We are all going to die.
Some sooner than others.
Much, much sooner.

Buckfast.

storker · 26-01-2021 03:12PM

AIB

We're backing contempt. For you.

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 04:05PM

" Budweiser - The King of Pish "

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 04:10PM

" Your video doesn't contain what we allow you to say, therefore we'll ban you and\or demonetise you and pretend it's ok because we're not taxpayer owned "

Youtube.

listermint · 26-01-2021 04:11PM

"I guess you're straight outta look"

Vision Express.

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 04:13PM

" We might pay our suppliers, in six months, if we feel like it "

Tesco

Potatoeman · 26-01-2021 04:15PM

“Just steal it”

Nike

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 04:17PM

" Wait, You expect us to justify our salaries? Really? "

RTE "Talent"

McGinniesta · 26-01-2021 04:27PM

" Fianna Fail - We're competent now. Really, we are "

26-01-2021 05:09PM

Get the E flavours infused in the white chocolate, and act like just like the hyperactive cowboy in the ads. Act out with your kids!

Nestlé Milky Bar

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