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I am a petty man, and want to prove my wife wrong.

  • 14-06-2021 07:30AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,093 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Donkey_in_Clovelly%2C_North_Devon%2C_England.jpg

    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    What's it called? 395 votes

    DONkey
    0%
    DUNkey
    100%
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    DUNkey
    I'm more of an ass man myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    Donkey_in_Clovelly%2C_North_Devon%2C_England.jpg

    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    Really depends where you're from, the first one would be the standard pronunciation! The second one is Shrek anyway!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,140 ✭✭✭dashoonage


    I just call them Dave.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    Cant believe I voted


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Jason Scary Vessel


    DUNkey
    I'm not voting in a poll that doesn't show results right away.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    DUNkey
    Donkey_in_Clovelly%2C_North_Devon%2C_England.jpg

    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    Divorce and burn the house down...only way to be sure


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    Closer to the latter. Pronounced like monkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,983 ✭✭✭✭Bass Reeves



    Is the name of this animal pronounced DONkey or DUNkey?

    I think you qualify as both you can take you pick which you prefer to be called

    Slava Ukrainii



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭scotchy


    DUNkey
    Cant believe I voted

    Cant believe I'm following the thread:o

    .

    💙 💛 💙 💛 💙 💛



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,340 ✭✭✭threetrees


    DUNkey
    There's a children's book called The Wonky Donkey. Wouldn't work so well if it was a wonky dunkey.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonky_Donkey


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,822 ✭✭✭dmc17


    DUNkey
    I voted donkey but have to wonder then if it's monkey or munkey ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,267 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    DUNkey
    Donkey is the correct pronunciation.

    In the Weshct of Ireland it's Dunkey however.

    Glazers Out!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    DUNkey
    Cant believe I voted

    More people will vote they are just muleing it over


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,131 ✭✭✭Idle Passerby


    DUNkey
    Don but I know someone from Waterford who says Dunkey, never heard anyone else say it that way and I'm from the "Whesht"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,093 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    DUNkey
    I'm not voting in a poll that doesn't show results right away.

    Deliberate choice so as not to influence it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Rhymes with wonky if you speak the Queen's English.

    Rhymes with monkey if you're a hick.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    Don but I know someone from Waterford who says Dunkey, never heard anyone else say it that way and I'm from the "Whesht"

    In the Whest, they'd call it a racehorse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Only scrotes pronounce it DUNkey.


    Like pronouncing lorry "LURRY"


    Like pronouncing spoon "SPOO-WIN"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭Smee_Again


    DUNkey
    threetrees wrote: »
    There's a children's book called The Wonky Donkey. Wouldn't work so well if it was a wonky dunkey.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonky_Donkey

    What do you call a donkey with 1 eye and 3 legs?

    A winky wonky donkey.


  • Posts: 5,369 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    Like a well trained husband, the answer is whatever your wife says it is


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,140 ✭✭✭dashoonage


    threetrees wrote: »
    There's a children's book called The Wonky Donkey. Wouldn't work so well if it was a wonky dunkey.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonky_Donkey

    but what if they called it the wunky dunkey. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,278 ✭✭✭✭Peregrinus


    The original pronunciation was probably "dunky". The word is thought to come from dun, the dull brownish colour, and the spelling parallels the spelling of monkey, which of course we pronounce "munky". Plus one of the earlier recorded instances of the word donkey is from a poem where it's rhymed with monkey. But the "don-" pronunciation is now dominant pretty much everywhere. So, "dunky" is not wrong, but it's very old-fashioned.

    It's a surprisingly modern word; it only came into the English language in the 1780s, and probably started off as a slang or casual term. But it very rapidly replaced ass as the standard name for this animal. The reason for this is probably prudishness; in England at the time "ass" was pronounced with a long -a- (the same sound as in "father") and, given the English tendency not to voice the letter -r-, "ass" and "arse" were almost indistinguishable in speech. So there was much juvenile sniggering and maidenly blushing until someone came up with the word "donkey".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,707 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    DUNkey
    It’s only a dunkey if you’re from Kildare.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,131 ✭✭✭Idle Passerby


    DUNkey
    In the Whest, they'd call it a racehorse

    Outrageously witty. Us "weshterners" would be lost without the rest of Ireland reminding us how clueless we are.


  • Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It’s only a dunkey if you’re from Kildare.

    They only do thoroughbreds in Kilderrrr.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    Outrageously witty. Us "weshterners" would be lost without the rest of Ireland reminding us how clueless we are.

    Now I feel bad.
    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,905 ✭✭✭statto25


    DUNkey


    Let Brendan clear it up for you


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Neddy. Final answer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,931 ✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    DUNkey
    You're fighting the good fight, Chop.
    Barg 4 life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Pronounced Don key,
    Surname is Hotay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 943 ✭✭✭JPup


    Only scrotes pronounce it DUNkey.


    Like pronouncing lorry "LURRY"


    Like pronouncing spoon "SPOO-WIN"

    Lurry is a Dundalk thing, no? Like saying book to rhyme with spook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,612 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    DUNkey
    For what it’s worth, say hello to Onkey, Wonkey and Zonkey...

    giphy.gif

    dOnkey


  • Subscribers Posts: 42,644 ✭✭✭✭sydthebeat


    Donkey, rhymes with monkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,232 ✭✭✭chooseusername


    It's donkey, as in Don Quixote;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7oa3kPQJKo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,612 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    DUNkey
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/donkey

    Click the speaker for pronunciation.... ��


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 943 ✭✭✭JPup


    Strumms wrote: »
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/donkey

    Click the speaker for pronunciation.... ��

    That robot lady is pronouncing it almost exactly halfway between donkey and dunkey so that settles nothing! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Best pronounced in a Scottish accent



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ClosedAccountFuzzy


    It’s pronounced donkey.

    A dunkey is possibly slang for a biscuit you dunk in your tea. Sounds like something they’d have in Australia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    JPup wrote: »
    Lurry is a Dundalk thing, no? Like saying book to rhyme with spook.
    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,274 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Ray Darcy says dunkey….make of that what you will


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,274 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.

    Is that you Joe Duffy??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ClosedAccountFuzzy


    In Dublin it often rhymes with buck or you get the other version which is like bewuuuuuke.

    As in, where's me bleedin’ kuuukery bewuuuuke.


  • Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The proper pronunciation is Daang-Key.

    God bless America.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Ray Darcy says dunkey….make of that what you will

    That spunky dunkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    DUNkey
    Are we no better than the beasts in the field and I’m not talking about the common chicken, I’m talking about the mighty oxen and the dunkey! With his floppy ears and his pea brain and his stolid slack-jawed gaze. A revolting creature, if there ever was one who walked the earth!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    DUNkey
    When the results out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I am a petty man and I want to pov my wife wong


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    DUNkey
    I have a feeling this is what lockdown has done to us. I would like to see more threads like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭GhostyMcGhost


    DUNkey
    Is your wife from Glasgow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭ShatterAlan


    Book is meant to rhyme with spook. Pronouncing it "Buck" or suchlike is just wrong.


    Book rhymes with look.


    That's of course if you say "I took a look" and not "I tewk a lewk".


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