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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #6722
    pah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭pah


    There's 6700 posts on this thread. Half the people who posted must have kids with names the other half think are the worst.

    "Looshna" phonetically speaking is still the worst I've heard


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    #6723
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,010 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    pah wrote: »
    "Looshna" phonetically speaking is still the worst I've heard

    Good God!:p


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    #6724
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,049 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Saint Leo and Thunder (bolt), twins born to Usain Bolt!!

    Poor kids...


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    #6725
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...


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    #6726
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Be right back wrote: »
    Saint Leo and Thunder (bolt), twins born to Usain Bolt!!

    Poor kids...

    He's Usain St. Leo Bolt, so at least there's some method in the madness.


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    #6727
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Strumms wrote: »
    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...

    Or an ancient Phoenician city as said by a normal person?


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    #6728
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,049 ✭✭✭Be right back


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    He's Usain St. Leo Bolt, so at least there's some method in the madness.

    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!


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    #6729
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Be right back wrote: »
    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!

    Think he has a daughter with lightning in the name. Thunderbolt, lightning bolt etc. Daft as hell.

    Could have been worse in fairness. Could have been a Caleb or a Grayson.


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    #6730
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Or an ancient Phoenician city as said by a normal person?

    Sorry Carthage. ;)


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    #6731
    joebloggs32
    Registered Users Posts: 1,592 ✭✭✭joebloggs32


    Strumms wrote: »
    Carthage is still the worst, he was in my art class.... imagine being known as as something that gets put into a photocopier as said by a drunk person...

    There is a particular part of Offaly where the name is quite popular due to it being the name of a local saint.


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    #6732
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,049 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Lisbon Lion, the name given to the son of an English TV doctor!! Poor kid.


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    #6733
    Dtp1979
    Registered Users Posts: 12,728 ✭✭✭✭Dtp1979


    Be right back wrote: »
    Ah fair enough, no excusing Thunder though!

    Think of the marketing possibilities when the kid is older, if he takes up sports


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    #6734
    stratowide
    Registered Users Posts: 565 ✭✭✭stratowide


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Think he has a daughter with lightning in the name. Thunderbolt, lightning bolt etc. Daft as hell.

    Could have been worse in fairness. Could have been a Caleb or a Grayson.

    Very very frightening.


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    #6735
    Solli
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Solli


    Dympna, that takes beating


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    #6736
    Solli
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭Solli


    Dympna, that takes beating


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    #6737
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Jasper


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    #6738
    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,813 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Erc.

    Not Eric. Erc. Pronounced Urk.

    Wasn't a kid, was a man. But I'm fairly sure he was a kid at some stage.

    It's after St Erc of Cornwall who had a hermitage in Meath.

    Thanks Mum, you've named me after that last sound you make before you projectile vomit.


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    #6739
    donkeykong5
    Registered Users Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    Solli wrote: »
    Dympna, that takes beating

    That's actually a very spiritual name. Look it up if you have trouble trying to sleep at night.


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    #6740
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,012 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Lottie Ryan has called her new son "Wolf".

    To thine own self be true



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    #6741
    munster87
    Registered Users Posts: 4,230 ✭✭✭munster87


    donkeykong5 wrote: »
    That's actually a very spiritual name. Look it up if you have trouble trying to sleep at night.

    It’s your ma’s name isn’t it!?


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    #6742
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Anto, Bono, Dano, Jono, Monto, Spamo, Gonzo ...

    Basically anything ending with an o.


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    #6743
    hamburgham
    Registered Users Posts: 1,011 ✭✭✭hamburgham


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Lottie Ryan has called her new son "Wolf".

    Please tell me you’re joking.


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    #6744
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,924 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    hamburgham wrote: »
    Please tell me you’re joking.

    Sadly and bizzarely it's no joke

    https://www.sundayworld.com/showbiz/irish-showbiz/lottie-ryan-reveals-baby-boys-name-with-sweet-instagram-post-40595251.html

    Words escape me

    The immensely annoying, irratating and utterly talentless Vogue Williams called her poor child Theodore!!!

    I suspect these C Rated celebrities pluck their children's names out of an attention & publicity seeking hat.

    I'll say no more :)

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #6745
    honeyjo
    Registered Users Posts: 161 ✭✭honeyjo


    Vogue Williams is a cute hoor. Her baby Daddy's family are billionaires . She never want for anything ever again


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    #6746
    Be right back
    Registered Users Posts: 6,049 ✭✭✭Be right back


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Lottie Ryan has called her new son "Wolf".

    Poor kid. Anything to stand apart from the crowd!


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    #6747
    Yurt2
    Registered Users Posts: 9,381 ✭✭✭Yurt2


    Kewreeuss wrote: »
    Ah now! Lucien is gorgeous.


    If I heard the name Lucien, my initial instinct would definitely be: "Give this person an atomic wedgie immediately"


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    #6748
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,527 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    honeyjo wrote: »
    Vogue Williams is a cute hoor. Her baby Daddy's family are billionaires . She never want for anything ever again

    I think her own family were fairly well off, themselves. So not sure that’s all she was thinking about.

    The tide is turning…



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    #6749
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 33,931 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    Lottie Ryan has called her new son "Wolf".

    Probably already on a 50k retainer with RTE to stop other channels snapping up an immense Irish broadcasting talent :p

    Dempo1 wrote: »
    The immensely annoying, irratating and utterly talentless Vogue Williams called her poor child Theodore!!!

    So he'll be Teddy or Ted. No big deal.

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #6750
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Be right back wrote: »
    Poor kid. Anything to stand apart from the crowd!

    An absolute pack of wolfs going around it’s nothing unusual in those circles, off the bat I can think of Gillespie and Meyers. If any livestock goes missing you know who to blame..


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    #6751
    Economics101
    Registered Users Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭Economics101


    I haven't managed to check all 450 pages of this thread, but has Gobnait (aka Gobnat) been mentioned? Imagine saddling that on your daughter. I know I will get half of Cork and Kerry giving be a hard time over this.


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