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Signs you are dealing with a 'Rooter'

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭funkey_monkey


    whelan2 wrote: »
    We were at our outfarm today. There's a fair hill in the yard. I parked my dads jeep on the hill as normal. He was driving the digger with a bale of silage on the front of it. I went on to open a gate, next thing I see the jeep coming down the hill. He drove into the back of it with the bale, he was looking at something else. No damage, old landcruiser, newer yolk would have been damaged.

    Jesus - was it near hitting you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Jesus - was it near hitting you?

    No but it's how easy accidents happen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 869 ✭✭✭Sacrolyte


    Sooo is it yourself or the ole lad that’s the rooter?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Figerty wrote: »
    Mini digger a great thing to have. Not great for feeding bales though.





    my 2.8t will handle a bale no problem , and split it up with a 2ft digging bucket and push it along a few pens. not used a fork/graipe here in 3 years when feeding


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭Figerty


    my 2.8t will handle a bale no problem , and split it up with a 2ft digging bucket and push it along a few pens. not used a fork/graipe here in 3 years when feeding

    Not good for the final drives to have the weight of a bale down on the bearings.
    I have used but only in a pinch.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭lakill Farm


    Figerty wrote: »
    Not good for the final drives to have the weight of a bale down on the bearings.
    I have used but only in a pinch.



    Normally bring the bales in with loader


    remove the wrap and put the bales into the shed with loader and only push them out with the digger after 12hours of feeding,


    But I have moved fulls bales if tractor was busy or away . Definitely considering a skidsteer or telehander here


  • Registered Users Posts: 704 ✭✭✭bamayang


    NcdJd wrote: »
    I was doing a job for my neighbour on Sunday morning in his yard and noticed he's got 20 gallon drums, buckets and old milk churns strategically placed capturing water coming from various run off / drip points around the sheds... they're everywhere and not a drop of water seems to go to waste even through he has a well pump and a backup petrol pump which I somehow have stored in one of my sheds, its a bit like offsite backup recovery rooter style.. the disaster recovery lads in the data centres would be impressed by this man.

    Thats surely a good thing to be doing. Though it sounds on the extreme end in this case.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,711 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    You know you're dealing with a rooter when........

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    the slats are getting stuck in the agitator.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    When their idea of buffer feeding is a single ring feeder in the collecting yard to serve 50+ cows. Then they ring you at 7.45 in the morning asking for a hand to free 2 cows stuck in the same headspace. I'm nursing a sore elbow after such an experience this morning. Of course one cow had a fine set of horns just to complicate matters 😒. Anyway managed to free one after a bit but the one with the horns was still collared and she lost the plot trying to free herself. A ring feeder tied to an excited animal is a dangerous weapon. She was like a bulldozer going around the yard and 2 lads trying to hold the feeder.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭Good loser


    I open 9 or 10 bales for my stock once a week - and push closer to barrier as required. No rooting there.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,101 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    Good one today.

    My father and uncle both have caravans. Uncle was over this evening and i presumed it was just a visit. I got home from training at 8.30 and they were still inside drinking tea. At 9.30 when it got dark they made a great burst to fix an issue with the uncles caravan. The great burst meant them holding a torch as i rewired stuff in the dark.....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,569 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    That reminds me of another sign. Caravan next to the dwelling house with the roof caving in on it.

    Can afford new caravan yet somehow not house repairs.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    See a lad with round bales of straw stacked in the corner of a field. Over the weekend he put a bull and calves in the same field. Straw everywhere.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭farawaygrass




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    It's expensive enough without that carry on



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭carrollsno1


    Three bales of hay made in a small little field left beside a new road built over ten years ago left in the field all through winter and were pushed into the ditch this year before it was mowed this year again in a spot near here. Same fella got very scarce for fodder in the spring of 2013 IIRC, relied on us for silage that spring and wed be considered more of a rooter than him around here.

    Better living everyone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,069 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    A lad with a power shaft seized, tied it onto a tree and pulled the back PTO off the tractor done a few k damage.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,680 ✭✭✭White Clover


    See a lad on Done Deal with a heap of rubbish machinery for sale. In one of the photos you can see a Fiat tractor tied to a bent shed girder, presumably trying to pull it to straighten it. He has the strap tied to the top link mounting point! He's a braver man than me!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,833 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    And the bull and calves were cursed to hell and back.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,843 ✭✭✭Lime Tree Farm


    But think of the fun day they had, tails on the back.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Everytime I drive by I wonder how far the bales will be moved this time. I nearly want to go into him and say wtf



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,640 ✭✭✭✭_Brian




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭carrollsno1


    Just in from pulling and dragging a cattle scales out of a ditch, its been returned in the morning and the auld lad was away today so he didnt want it to be stolen this afternoon. I cant understand why he wont just set aside a shed with some security about it is beyond me, welder hidden under the mower, socket set hidden in the bales and other bits and pieces hidden in the nuts tipped in an old dwelling house. Awful hard to deal with after working on LEAN farms.

    Better living everyone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,843 ✭✭✭Lime Tree Farm


    Well his cover is blown now. Seriously though, he is being a bit extreme.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭carrollsno1


    Yea definitly extreme to be fair, no such thing as a fence in the place but everything is strip grazed and strip grazed very well at that too sometimesbeing moved twice a day sometimes as well as working off farm too. Martyr for hardship. Mowed a field for him a few weeks back told him i was up at half two that morning ill do it if ye have everything set to go ill be back at half five that evening and ill start into it then, it was nearly half 7 when i got going as he wanted to change the blades on it as he had the day off but didnt pick up the blades till 5pm that evening 🙄 in fairness he went to pick them up in the morning in a spot i told him to avoid as they were unreiiable in the past and if he had to just drive 3 miles further up the road he would have had them that morning. Things just couldnt be straightforward around here at all.

    Better living everyone



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭trabpc


    Not until you've been robbed yourself, then you'll see the folly of having one locked shed. Where the 1st place those scum turn to.... The locked shed. Must be something good in there if its locked!. Been there done that. Will admit hiding stuff around place now too ...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,069 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    Father be at the same crack, in fairness its clever compared to leaving everything together. Think I'm becoming the same, hiding lawnmower etc behind trees last time I was on holidays.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭green daries


    It's fierce annoying to be robbed of stuff that may have taken Years to build up



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,250 ✭✭✭emaherx


    It's ok if you've a small number of tools but becomes less practical the more you have. It will hardly lead to efficient workflow if you have to uncover hidden tools from all over the yard for every task.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    You have remember where you put them too



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭trabpc


    Wil admit thats an issue. Often spent a hour on a Saturday . Now where did i leave the socket set.... Now leave note in phone. But agree. Not practical for everything in workshop. But chainsaws and socket spanner easy to hide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭funkey_monkey


    Ah Jesus! Was it a young fella or some older who should have known better?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭funkey_monkey


    Tree fell down. Brought 3 posts to fix fence. Needed 4...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Oops!


    That ain't rooting....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,069 ✭✭✭kevthegaff


    Do they have to do so much cursing. My type of fencing..



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,640 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    I couldn’t stand that, but then we’ve had very little trouble with thefts.

    while the workshop mightn’t always be tidy we do try and return everything there after use.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,680 ✭✭✭White Clover


    Where did the door of the Massey disappear to?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,937 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    Neighbour was getting a round bale of hay out of the field today for his cattle. Baledin lovely weather and just left where it plopped out of the baler. Looked very heavy on the front of his tractor.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭DBK1


    We’ve one of them close to here too! He rang me around the 20th of October to mow his second cut silage. I’d to wait a day or 2 before going to him to give him time to move the hay baled in July out of the way first! He moved them all to one side of each field, so he has 2 bundles of hay in each field now, 2020’s hay and 2021’s! About 500 round bales in total and it’ll all rot there.



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 1,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭Albert Johnson


    You'd wonder what goes through lad's head's in those situations. Are they just totally useless or have they bigger issues holding them back?

    A kind of an all round cattle man I'd know bought a post legged bull off a friend of mine a few year's ago. The bull was a kind of a dodge but that was the way he was sold and I think the deal was for €300. Fast forward a few weeks and the bull came up in conversation one day between the buyer and a group of others. He mentioned that he came out of the house one morning and saw the bull stretched out down the field and a few gray crows perched on him, it wouldn't take a vet to give a prognosis as to what the issue was there. Our man said he just turned around and went back into the house. That was his reaction to anything going wrong he just stayed in the house and ignored the issue. The mind is a strange thing and it's tragic how lad's get broken down over different stuff that wouldn't be the end of the world to someone else.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭DBK1


    It would make you wonder what goes on alright.

    I told him I’d stack them in the shed for him and all if he brought them into the yard with the bale lifter. I told him I didn’t want anything for it and he didn’t even have to contact me, that when I’d be passing the road and see some of them in the yard I’d just pull in and whatever’s there id put them in. He still never even carried one into the yard and the fields are all around the yard.

    The same man wouldn’t be short of a few pound but that wasn’t always the case. Things would have been poor enough there for a long number of years so it makes it even harder to understand why you’d waste such money.

    Up to about 20 years or so ago he used to do all his silage on his own with a double chop. He’d fill 2 trailers, then draw them to the pit and push them up with a 135. It wouldn’t be unusual for this to be happening in December and that’d be first cut!

    There’d still be regular enough reference made of the Christmas about 30 - 35 years ago when he spent all of the Christmas at his silage in the snow!!



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 1,902 Mod ✭✭✭✭Albert Johnson


    It's his world really and the rest of us only live in it.....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭jaginsligo




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭DBK1


    I thought of this post yesterday when I was baling hay for the same man again. There was a few fields that he didn’t cut for second cut silage last year so the hay that was baled in them in July last year was moved over to the ditch out of the way to allow it to be mowed again this week. 3 years worth of hay in some of the fields now between what’s lined up along the ditches and what was baled yesterday!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭funkey_monkey


    Did you ask him what the plan was? Would he not be better off letting it out for a bit of grazing or sell it out of the field if he's not going to use it?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,894 ✭✭✭Odelay


    I think some people have a fear that the person they sell too will make more money out of it than they did. So they’d let it rot rather than sell. You’d often see it with classic cars and machinery. Stuff left rotting away in a ditch for fear the next lad could make a few pound out of it and they’d look like an idiot.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭minerleague


    This is very true, guilty of it myself if being honest



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭carrollsno1


    The auld fella strikes again, hes a good 3 weeks now trying to get a bearing out on the bed of the mower. Wont ring the local lad as he reckons hed have to bring the tractor and moweer to his yard and "thats only slobbering and ye wouldnt know when yed get it back". Has only asked lads working full time in garages who are up the walls as it is instead of ringing the local fella he even wanted to get a heavy diesel fitter from a bit away to do it at one stage. He rang me last night to tell me hes stepped up from using a calf dehorner to heat around the bearing and has bought a cheap blowtorch to heat it i havent heard anything since then but i cant imagine he has it sorted yet.

    Same with shed painters here recently id be friendly enough with a legit fella that does a lot of industrial painting as well as farm sheds and he wouldnt consider him at all. A fella only one step out of the camp came in last week and he was doi g work for a particular fella nearby (a b@llox of the highest order in the auld lads book up until then) and on that alone he gave them the work.

    Now with one fella only one step outta the camp about the place hes fretting about stuff going missing now and as bad and all as it was before hiding sockets sets, welders and everything else in ditches and under bales i can only imagine what its going to be like now.

    Seems that generation would rather put hardship on themselves rather than take a bit of advice off the next generation.

    Better living everyone



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,711 Mod ✭✭✭✭blue5000


    He’s in so deep into the mower bearing now that he can’t see the wood from the trees.

    Had to use a few cable ties myself this week to keep a board on the side of the trailer drawing out dung. Might class as guntering though.

    If the seat's wet, sit on yer hat, a cool head is better than a wet ar5e.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,959 ✭✭✭✭patsy_mccabe


    Run a bead of weld along the inside of the outer race of the bearing. It should pop out then when cooled down.



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