Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

I can't believe he asked are they related hahahahahah

we just need their colours now.

Claire has a bedroom for most of the cats !! Surely this will outrage someone !!!

Teachers wouldn't live in Ballyfermot back then Joe 😁

1 point short , tough shoyte luv

I’d say the teachers sped out of ballymun at the sound of the bell.

Sounds like a self entitled little madam

The bellend so to speak.

The teachers in Joes school got into their cars and drove outta the area.

What did he mean by dat ?

They killed her Daughter 😳😳😳

He was so close to a death

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

I just heard the end today. Torture. Joe is trying to set himself up as some kind of animal advocate. Woke voters like that kinda thing

Did he ask, "Where do feral cats go to die?"

fateens head is a strange beast.

he wants buckets of money as his poor bacground spurs him on.

he cant live with a paycheck back 2 dat

he needs 7 million pay checks to be secure (insecure)

once dat is sated (look it up joe)

de aras is next....

whoy??

he is a milluonaire now he went to trinity! respect ur betters

to quote alan p "needless to say i had de last laugh!"

he sees himself aa a literal giant in writing.. in arts (yeats debate gonzo he was 2 bad burnt)

aras wud be his clowning glory (tm) arise queen Muriam! ....

101 days in joe duffy de irish times reports steps down as president of eire after asking rwandas pm was it her real accent and where was she from originally?

in other news Ruth Coriander exploded.

Sounds like the Jerry Springer episode featuring the man who married his horse. Apparrently his wife was a right old nag.