Best things you can say on your internet dating profile

#1 · 03-10-2021 1:30pm #1

I'll start: Able to speak a foreign language.

That's hot. Especially if it's Russian or another Eastern European language.

Mister Vain · 03-10-2021 1:53pm

I can do the splits.

Strumms · 03-10-2021 2:03pm

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

POBox19 · 03-10-2021 2:10pm

I've just put €19,000,000.00 in the bank.

Loafing Oaf · 04-10-2021 12:20am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058211488/best-things-you-can-say-on-your-internet-dating-profile

That's all very well OP

pgj2015 · 04-10-2021 12:46am

Not looking for anything serious.

Riddle101 · 04-10-2021 9:09am

Those dead bodies were already there before I moved in.

Loafing Oaf · 05-10-2021 12:36am

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They knew how to chat up birds in them days

Strumms · 05-10-2021 1:22am

“ I look forward to becoming acquainted with your mother “

Shao Kahn · 05-10-2021 4:53am

Never killed anyone. No plans to kill anyone.

Seeking like minded person, for non-homicidal friendship. Maybe more.

Interests: cooking and tasting new foods. Particularly exotic meats and fine wines.

Iseedeadpixels · 05-10-2021 7:23am

Over 6ft, massive knob and a huge salary.

The J Stands for Jay · 05-10-2021 7:52am

6'5

whisky_galore · 05-10-2021 8:15am

How's your belly for a lodger?

Squeeonline · 05-10-2021 8:43am

The foreign language thing is funny. In Ireland it's considered a huge achievement, on the continent 2 foreign languages is "normal" and you probably speak one of those near fluently and the other conversationally.

Ekerot · 15-03-2022 11:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117978048#Comment_117978048

We'd get up to that speed too if you trimmed the excess baggage of Irish off the curriculum.

Best things you can say on your internet dating profile

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