What's the etiquette here??

Where did these gimps spring from?

Thought that E, washing your hands would be small beer after blowing out a fletch of ripe midden that clouded the pan in military green sludge.

Bringing the fcuker back to ‘Blue Flag Standard’ would be one’s first priority, one would think.

Of course the alternative of dumping the skidpants in the cistern and clogging the unit is a good alternative.

The hand washing could be done then, no big deal

No big deal, exactly. Washing the hands is a time to compose yourself if you’ve had an unpleasant “experience”.

Maybe it required some excess force, came out breech or, perhaps, it was a mess from the start. Wet, foamy, muck spreading deep into the “undergrowth” around the rim.

Once you’re in front of the mirror it’s time take a “minute” and wash your hands, both literately and figuratively, of what just transpired.

Or maybe it was a textbook “evacuation”? Life affirming. Even then, at the sink is the time look back with fondness and appreciate all the good things in life.

Either way, folks, you wash your hands and start as you mean to go on. It’s a dirty world out there but it’s better to face it with clean hands, and a good attitude, than with “ball grease” and shíte on them.

There should be somewhere you can report poorly maintained toilets to. A minimum “standard” should be a legal requirement, for all public facilities.

I guess one could express their immediate “dissatisfaction” by dropping a deuce on the floor, or give it the old “top decker”, before making a, more, formal complaint to the new, relevant, authority.

Had , what I would describe, as an almost religious experience on my last sit down. Then went to sleep.

Hope you have the plastic sheets fitted Saaarge.

Was it a boneless offering.

Passing a lamb shank has always gotten its problems.

Had one there a week ago and it was like shïtting a bag of horseshoes.

Hoop was flapping like a ripped windsock for a few days atter it.

T’was only the gristle Dr. …..

Fr. Theo Darcy doesn’t do head……….I’m told.

Spent the night in the big smoke last night, up to see the wild lights in Dublin zoo.

Had a feast of a mighty beefburgers, halumi (sp?) Fries and 8 pints of galway bay stout to wash it down.

Down for the full Irish in the hotel this morning.

I'm currently pushing out some very noxious fumes, and can feel the pressure building....

Tell the lads in Dublin waste treatment, the load is imminent.

Did you post a big delivery to Ringsend yet? I hope you sent the relevant paperwork with it.

Hope it was the good stuff…..The Kittensoft.

Fcukers won’t ‘take the turn’ Doctor.

wrap her up in the ‘Mirrow’ and into the nearest skip is your man.

Out the car windah sometimes…..nothing but net……an away she goes.