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    #20522
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,451 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118206144#Comment_118206144

    Yeah , but who tells you when a horse has a chemist’s shop up its ass. That’s when form goes out the window.



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    #20523
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    In the case of horse racing there are formulae. I had a relatively r who was a prof of comp science and his favourite pastime was following the horses (family owned horses etc) and putting on small bets. He had all his parameters set and made calculations based on the variables of the day, and would invariably have won a small amount. He showed me his system, his bets and winnings, of which he assiduously kept a record.



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    #20524
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    whatabout the Prize bonds, 5 punts put in 30 years ago not linked to inflation

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #20525
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118206172#Comment_118206172

    😂😂😂



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    #20526
    minikin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    Google broke the lotto



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    #20527
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 5,332 ✭✭✭archfi


    There's lots of tax loopholes you mean.

    Brains my arse

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #20528
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 15,358 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Ah....isn't Oireland great !


    Bejaysus and begorrah



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    #20529
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    sounds like a load of guff



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    #20530
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Clearly those smart people don't call into liveline

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #20531
    Captain Barnacles
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭Captain Barnacles


    Works for Google ?? yeah right, this guy is walter mitty ...

    massive amount of info he's not telling us ... how much has he lost to win that 100k for a start ?



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    #20532
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118206215#Comment_118206215

    as per usual



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    #20533
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    “A lot of smart people in Ireland”. Lot of thick heads too. Tax breaks cawlur.



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    #20534
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Smartest accountants in the wurtled



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    #20535
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,637 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I know people who do the 3 numbers in the bookies, but they stick on a couple of quid, not 25 a pop.

    This guy wasted a pile of cash trying to win, if he was betting 25 a time. He may have won 42k in July, but he spent thousands trying to win it. We'll never know how much, cos Joe assumed he won it on his 1st attempt.



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    #20536
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,526 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Sure, hasn't Joe already won the lotto.



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    #20537
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,586 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Just another asshole with a 'system', time and again proven to be utter bollocks.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #20538
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118206212#Comment_118206212

    an @rselicker



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    #20539
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,144 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Joe spends 30 minutes lashing into the Lotto with reckless abandon.

    Listens to the Yankee Doodle Spoofer for 3 minutes.

    Joe is sold and gets him to pick out numbers for this weeks draw.

    €400,000 a year for quality broadcasting such as this.



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    #20540
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Piss off Joe. Why ask him, then?



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    #20541
    minikin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭minikin


    He’s only spent 4.3 million to win that 100,000



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    #20542
    One Who Waits...
    Registered Users Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    What's your favourite colour?



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    #20543
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    some peeples balls a lot heavier than udders...so to speak

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #20544
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    callers on Thursday crying to Joe about losing the mickey money on the Lotto the night before



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    #20545
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,637 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Joe is actually cleverer than this fool. Asking him questions he can't answer.



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    #20546
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Joe is going to find a new Prime Number live on air



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    #20547
    shearforce
    Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    "what's your favourite number"



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    #20548
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    early self published buke on the lotto

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #20549
    Pussyhands
    Registered Users Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118206206#Comment_118206206

    Horse racing isn't the same as the lotto. There's a skill in horse racing, especially handicap racing.

    Basically, the handicappers judge horses and assign them weights so they should theoretically all cross the finish line at the same time. If someone is more knowledgeable than the handicappers and think a horse is carrying to much weight, they can put money on the horse and win that way.



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    #20550
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    this is bizarre stuff



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    #20551
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I thought there were no legal bookie shops in America



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