Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

With petrol stations, it can also depend on what side your tank is. I often see eejits pull up on the wrong side to their tank and straining like hell to make the hose reach their car.

I'm in a grumpy mood today, sorry , but another TA is Facebook dating. Because I'm in the North, and on sky UK WiFi, it keeps showing me matches who live in Scotland. As attractive as they are , I've no Intention of going to Renfrewshire for a date :/

So I spent the entire day at this. I'm knackered, filthy, starving and my hands are in tatters. Still, I said to myself, it'll all be worth it when you're putting your lovely new Hogwarts tree topper on the top of the tree...

And then I remembered that you can't see the top of my tree because of the bay window.

Fcuk this sh!t, I'm opening the wine and ordering pizza.

I’ve my house number displayed in 3 inch numerals beside the door of my house. There’s a light on over the front door, so it’s fully illuminated and visible from the road. I provide my correct address and eircode with my orders.

And still almost every delivery driver tries to deliver my take-aways to my neighbours. Not just one specific neighbour - any random neighbour within 4 houses of me ether side or across the road. Despite the fact that they all have very visible and legible numbers on their door that - and this is the important bit - are not my number.

Your only job is to take food from one place and bring it to another. How do you get the latter part wrong - no matter what I do to help you - every single time?

Was in Lidl this afternoon at a peak time. One thing I find annoying about their set-up is that with the new regulation around the alcohol section being cordoned off so to speak, the queue for the check-out nearest to it always sort of drifts between two check-outs. But the bedlam seemed worse than usual this time.

Why? Because some woman was blocking everyone queuing at checkout 1 with her large trolley so she could smell all the Yankee candles. And letting her two toddlers maul and smell every candle while she was at it. Absolute eejit.

Gyms that don’t advertise their prices.

There is a gym beside work and I checked their website and nothing. I telephoned and they wouldn’t say but I need to come in and meet a membership consultant.

I’d like a tour sure but I’ve done this method before and I don’t like it. The gym salesperson will show me a list of outrageous prices and then go next door to chat with friends and come back and offer some managers special one time only amazing discount.

Just give the price

It regularly happens when I'm shopping for a pair of jeans. When I find a pair I like all they have left are sizes for morbidly obese shortarses or stick thin beanpoles with stilts for legs.

Same :(

When your Monday workday is crap and it sets the tone for a sh1t week.

Its like that Bonzo Dog Dooh-Dah Band track Mr Slater's Parrot, some of you might remember it as a soundtrack I think to one of the Cadbury's Fruit and Nut adverts, but its spoken intro goes like this: " Hello and how did you find yourself this morning." " Well, I just threw back the sheets and there I was." 😀😀😀😀

I think the best part was when, about half an hour later, when the conversation had long moved on, he said almost to himself "I was thinking a transatlantic flight was a bit much for her alright."

Subtitles on Virgin Media One are rubbish.

I've lost my kettle!! It's 2x bed bungalow and I had coffee at 4 oclock. Fancied a pot noodle and can't find the kettle anywhere. FFFF I know I'm feckless but this is a new low !!