Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Followed by how did you get threw de storm

Joe writin a buke of pomes ???

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

A menagerie of turty animals:

Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

Lilly- Sister Ferret

Crazy Colly - 5 months old

Free roaming bunnies X 2

Terrapins - Free slow roaming

African Pygmy Hedgehog

10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

Several Mice

Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

Guinea pigs

Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window

Dessie "The Border Fox" O'Hare

Dominic "Mad Dog" McGlinchey

Anonomous - Black Collie 9 months pursued by a sleigh (chair)

Sandy - 21 year old piano playing singing waving gunshot victim

There's no producer on the planet who will ever tell Joe what to do

At her age I wouldn't be asking for the man who makes the wooden boxes .

Joe keeping her on until he gets the good samaritan on the line

de paaain de paaain de paain

"what paaain did you feel?"

de payne, de payne

De steroids, Joe.

Was pushing 800 pounds bench press, Joe.

a ghoul, that is what Duffy is

LOL

@PieOhMy Never stop that list, kills me every time!

Fourth dub in a row