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    #26342
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,518 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118332835#Comment_118332835


    Learnt it all from LL



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    #26343
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118331077#Comment_118331077

    I missed the show, any good anyone? Worth listening back? I see some comments re blood donating animals. Would offer BooBoo only he had cancer, he’d be an exceptional feline doner otherwise. Blood is always needed, human and animal, used to donate blood regularly decades ago, later used up my own donation so to speak; as my faaaaader always said, what goes around comes around. I’m passionate about donation, blood, tissue, organs. We all need some, some time. I feared needles as much as anyone, probably more than many, matter of gritting the teeth, feeling the fear and doing it anyway.

    I was a bit distracted today, but caught a half earful of the doctor on Claire Byrne. I’m getting the distinct impression that doctors in Galway are pretty damned good. Experienced Dr Casey in 2020 who examined all the pulse in the arteries etc etc etc, all I presented with was a fish bone in throat which he approached with great thoroughness. I got to see him 30 minutes after phoning surgery, sent me to GUH for X-ray to be on safe side. And he said “it’s been a great pleasure to meet you, enjoy your Connemara holiday but I want you to be xrayed quickly, promise me that!” I then presented to GUH where I was in and out in an hour having had an X-ray to determine the bone wasn’t dangerously lodged in throat/chest. Top class service. You just don’t get anything like it in Dublin.

    In meantime I’ve managed to get vaccine appointment locally, after piling a tiny bit of pressure on.



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    #26344
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118332924#Comment_118332924

    You didn't miss much.

    Granny trying to encourage early school closures so she could bizzarely spend more time over Christmas with her grand chislers in her garden, it was never made clear what's wrong with her house.😁

    Followed by angry parents not wanting schools closing but also some quite deranged and manic South African with the creepiest of laughs wanting schools remaining open as he didn't want children playing near his house ( I'm actually surprised Joe didn't read his address out on air), No child should ever, ever be near this weirdo's house.😳

    One former principal on, glad he's not in school anymore, Joe let slip he had a family member work at the school , a few belches, grunts, groans and wind bursts followed, very unpleasant. 🤮

    Another 'Educator ' had the temerity to suggest liveline callers anti teacher, Joe lost it briefly, it was amusing.😷

    Moved Bizzarely onto animal blood donations , where that came out of, utterly perplexing.

    O and a Token well spoken child on with prerequisite americanised Dublin 4 accent, I was waiting for Joe to ask if she was self published, but he didn't.

    That was it I think, Tune into tomorrow, Flatulent Friday the repeat 1😏

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26345
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118333097#Comment_118333097

    He’s always extremely flatulent on Friday. It’s the magnesium salts he takes to output-to-empty to fill his belly to capacity over the weekend.

    Well-spoken child would be that of an RTÉ employee, of course.

    The animal blood donations were in Claire Byrne, I think, and all over Facebuke etc. Thetes a drive on to encourage it to be a thing, which is good, of course. But Joe would mangle it.

    South African sounds a creep, Granny with Garden sounds paranoid unless she’s desperately still seeking de booster.



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    #26346
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118333370#Comment_118333370

    Yes, I've predicted the young articulate cawlur might end up interning at RTE in later life. The Mad Afrikaaner worth a listen back too, if anything to be flabbergasted he got through but equally he got through emigration, very disturbing sounding weirdo. Granny was just confused god bless her 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26347
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Ok I’ll listen for de Afrikaaner! In previous times I’ve had pretty universally good experiences with South Africans (mainly in South Africa) but I do know there an be many exceptions so to speak:.



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    #26348
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Oh Christ I tried an attempt at listening back, but the manic man from SA freaked me out so badly I was done for 😱



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    #26349
    Atlantic Dawn
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    He will be freaked tomorrow if it's announced that there's no coddle available in restaurants after 5pm.



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    #26350
    Dempo1
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    Boards Going to light up today with the Recommendations of NPHET.

    Liveline phone lines will be on fire and Joe will be spittling at the thought of no coddle after 5pm

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26351
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118334979#Comment_118334979

    He'll be spittling so to speak 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26352
    DoctorEdgeWild
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118334979#Comment_118334979

    Won't bother him, he knocks off at 3pm, it's only the rest of us suckers who put the hours in.



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    #26353
    Dempo1
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    There'll be Panto Hysterics at 1.45, surely we can expect to hear from Sammy Sausages, Brendan O Coddle and assorted Panto Luvvies, could be gold 😁

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    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26354
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    I expect today’s show will be dominated by the leaked suggested restrictions. The researchers probably got an email from on high to feature it to test public opinion and see what they can get away with, without civil unrest. Joe probably got an email on his private account at home very early this morning advising against running likes of a buke flogging show. “Dear Mr DuffyHost, There’s a matter of national importance to be discussed…”



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    #26355
    withless
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    "So Joe which fake stories are you going to waste Ronan's time with today?"



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    #26356
    Losty Dublin
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    On today's pipple led Laive Line, with the new number....

    • Death at five. That QUANGO called NIPLE say we have to stop the nosebag then or else WE MAY DIE
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    • More on those bloody dogs. We replay a tape of something that has absolutely no bearing on today's show-eh.
    • We lead the campaign to recognise Irish Truffle hunters. The important things, so our cawlur tell us.
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    All of this cawlur led discussion, belches and more, from 1:45PM.

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    #26357
    avfc1874
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    Can never understand why Joe puts on the camp voice when he says the live line is open now.

    If someone rang in saying that they were bullied because of their voice Joe would be right in with what kind of person would imitate a stereotypical camp voice. 🤔

    Same as when someone rang in to say being asked where are you from originally was rasist. Joe's reply was whaaat you mean to tell me in twenty 21 someone asked you where you were from originally wow wow.

    That was always your go to question Joseph. Ya hypocrite🥱 belch



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    #26358
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336914#Comment_118336914

    It's creepy, disturbing, alarming, Shocking, Horrific, Horrific Cawlur and presumably an attempt to sound funky , cool as it were, so to speak but ultimately he sounds like a bigger prick if that's even possible.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26359
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336907#Comment_118336907

    O Dear God , Truffles and Spittles 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26360
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336914#Comment_118336914

    He’s reminding the world of luvvies he’s available for pantomime to supplement de pension so to speak. Knock on every door and it may open.



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    #26361
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,968 ✭✭✭furiousox


    I've said it before but i think he puts on the camp voice to fool the casual listener into thinking he's a lighthearted jovial host rather than the ill mannered overpaid bully/buffoon he actually is.

    CPL 593H



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    #26362
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,586 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    the land near us has truffles. v interesting. de pig was too greedy as de used eat dem in olden times so dog was used.



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    #26363
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337046#Comment_118337046

    I knew it would be a nonsense cat stuck up a tree type story to deflect from the anger out in the real world

    North Korea has nothing on RTE



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    #26364
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337046#Comment_118337046

    There’s bounty in de bog if you hunt with de dog.



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    #26365
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337101#Comment_118337101

    Surely a Pic of Joe rummaging around for Truffles is called for, so to speak 😁 we're you put the pigs tail could be tricky

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26366
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337063#Comment_118337063

    The gubbermint email sent to Joe this morning probably also stated that he should have a truffle story lined up when the Covid pot of public opinion boils over. Once they see the result of the Liveline litmus test, it will be over to de truffles.



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    #26367
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    https://twitter.com/joeduffyrte/status/1471837156738060288?s=21




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    #26368
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 0 ✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    One of Joe’s neighbourhood friends.



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    #26369
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is it just me or does the announcer sound constipated since he had to announce the new number 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #26370
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    dont think it came out of the blue Joe.



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    #26371
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,982 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Keeping it local Joe, Clontaaaaaarf

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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