Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

crazy 88 · 17-12-2021 4:00pm

History book!

Get the history of the eff-eh-oye on the leaving cert curriculum

mumo3 · 17-12-2021 4:02pm

€50 does anybody like the Irish football team that much?

crazy 88 · 17-12-2021 4:03pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337930#Comment_118337930

mumo3 · 17-12-2021 4:05pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337939#Comment_118337939

Actually chuckled at my desk 😂

jojofizzio · 17-12-2021 5:02pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337467#Comment_118337467

🤨🤨🤨😡😡😜😜😜

17-12-2021 5:03pm

Dan Jaman · 17-12-2021 5:58pm

I missed it today because the prospect of shopping won out.

Kerist, that's how bad it is. Traipsing around a fecking supermarket with me back killing me is preferable to this shoyte.

Did I miss much?

Don't answer. I don' wanna know. :)

Brian Scan · 17-12-2021 6:02pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337728#Comment_118337728

Thank you, Brendan O'Carroll

Brian Scan · 17-12-2021 6:04pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337797#Comment_118337797

You said it. Strangely compulsive though, I must admit that I read it everyday.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 6:14pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118338630#Comment_118338630

Are you secretly that Manic Afrikaaner stalking us , asking for numerous friends 😳

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 6:15pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118338597#Comment_118338597

Honestly the forced shopping trip wasn't as painful as today's show 😁

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 6:15pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118338277#Comment_118338277

Wow , Well Done, Well Done Cawlur

Expunge · 17-12-2021 6:30pm

Oh Eight One Eight.................Seven One Five ..................Eight One Fivvvee!!!!!!

Hitchens · 17-12-2021 7:21pm

George Lee, of the dancing eyes .....missing in action??? 🙄

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 7:34pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339169#Comment_118339169

Didn't he have back surgery recently 🤔

Meehole and Leo in need of Neck surgery, they've some necks with tonight's announcements 🙄

ShamNNspace · 17-12-2021 7:40pm

Its a sign... I'm off out for a pint might put a rosier complexion on the situation cheers 🍻👍

17-12-2021 8:03pm

The situation is gloomy, so I’m going to give Liveline Boardsies a Christmas present. Watch this space for some parody web hosting. Now where did I put the code in cold storage?

17-12-2021 8:17pm

Right, I want suggestions for a domain name to host Pets of de Pandemic, which Pie oh My can live update. Could add buttons for sound effects like barking, meowing or de host’s belching. Could Joe himself be added in as a pet? Or could we have a webpage “Petals of de Pandemic”?

Brian Scan · 17-12-2021 8:19pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339427#Comment_118339427

To misquote Jane Austen, "You have delighted us enough already"

fritzelly · 17-12-2021 8:20pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339508#Comment_118339508

If you need hosting I can do it for you for free

17-12-2021 8:24pm

I’ll later update de pet-list & drop de code here as open-source so to speak. We need a domain name, relating to Liveline parody, dat might include other pages, not just Pets of de Pandemic.

17-12-2021 8:57pm

De simple Open Source Code for project as below. Edits welcome:

<!DOCTYPE html>

<html>

<head>

<title>Pets of the Pandemic</title>

<class= #test>

class="top";

href="style.css" />

</head>

<body>

<h1 class= "top">Pets of the Pandemic</h1>

</body>

</html>

<div class= "picture"

<div>

<img class="circular--square"

src= https://www-mcall-com.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/www.mcall.com/resizer/0nt_KGQaSQdkWe_htGDamtV64Os=/800x720/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/OCHNTYZBB5BPRBDFL2YEHWVKHI.jpg

{width= "500" height = "200"

border-radius: 50px, 0, 50px, 0}

</div>

<div>

<p>

A useful reference list of pets of all varieties mentioned on Liveline during the terribul pestilence of de pandemic

</p>

</div>

<div>

<div id= "test"

<div>

<p>

<ol>

<li> Murphy

<li> Brando

<li> Buttsy

<li> Topsy (A rabbit)

<li> Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

<li> Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

<li> Bailey

<li> BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

<li> Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

<li> Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

<li> Snuggie - dognapped

<li> Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

<li> Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

<li> Johnny O - A boat

<li> Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

<li> Ruby - sits in the foire engine

<li> Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

<li> Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

<li> Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

<li> Dukey Dog?

<li> Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

<li> Benji Senior (Josh)

<li> Taz - The CPR chiwawa

<li> Holly - cat

<li> Oisin- an madra marabh

<li> An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

<li> An unnamed rat the size of a small car

<li> Princess - dog (what's his name)

<li> Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

<li> Annabel- 35 year old donkey

<li> Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

<li> Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

<li> Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

<li> Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

<li> German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

<li> Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

<li> Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

<li> Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

<li> De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

<li> Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

<li> Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

<li> Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

<li> Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

<li> Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

<li> False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

<li> Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

<li> Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

<li> Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

<li> Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

<li> 8 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

<li> Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

<li> Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

<li> Lynx- mystery dog

<li> Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

<li> Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

<li> Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

<li> Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

<li> A spooky horse

<li> A tallish kind of running dog

<li> June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

<li> Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded

<li> Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

<li> Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

<li> Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

<li> Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

<li> Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

<li> Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

<li>Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

<li>A menagerie of turty animals:

Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

Lilly- Sister Ferret

Crazy Colly - 5 months old

Free roaming bunnies X 2

Terrapins - Free slow roaming

African Pygmy Hedgehog

10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

Several Mice

Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

Guinea pigs

Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

<li>Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window

<li>Dessie "The Border Fox" O'Hare

Dominic "Mad Dog" McGlinchey

<li>Anonomous - Black Collie 9 months pursued by a sleigh (chair)

<li>Sandy - 21 year old piano playing singing waving gunshot victim

<li>Persia - cat and recognised blood doner. Gone to cat heaven age 16, sister made it to 20.

<li>92 blood donating hounds.

<li>Casey - a little princess Collie a spritely 12 but replaced with a little slob.

<li>Molly - rescue dog - ate some rat poison recieved blood transfusion from

Cello - mad as a brush hyper. Both dead now.

<li>Lucy -Cocker spaniel full of beans (sunday) listeless (monday) dead now. Recieved blood transform from

Maggie - golden retriever.

<li>Little Pug 10kg (overweight) cover his ears so you don't upset him.

</ol>

</p>

<div id= "petlist"

href="style.css"/>

</div>

</body>

</html>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#HTML ABOVE - CSS BELOW

#For editors, to update list, simply add a new pet or batch of pets simply type

<li>Pet name & description

below previous name, it will

Be automatically tagged with a number.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#test {

color: gray;

}

.top {

font-family: "Papyrus";

color: white;

background: blue;

}

#test {

color: black;

background: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FEB5B0 0%, #D4CFF3 100%);

}

.head {

font-family: "Trebuchet MS";

font-style: italic;

}

.button {

background-color: gray

border-solid: 5px;

color: Black;

padding: 15px 32px;

text-align: center;

text-decoration: underline overline;

display: inline-block;

font-size: 20px;

}

.circular--square {

border-radius: 50px,0, 50px, 0;

border: solid 10px;

border-color: black;

display: block;

margin-left: auto;

margin-right: auto;

width: 50%;

}

.top-panel {

font-family: "Lucinda handwriting";

backgtound-color: gray;

}

.picture {

background-color: #85e0e0;

color: blue;

font-family: "Papyrus"

}

img {width= "150" height = "100"

border-radius: 30px;}

img {src= https://0-i2--prod-irishmirror-ie-0.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article10993311.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/IMG_6170_670JPG.jpg width= "150" height = "100"

border-radius: 50%, 0, 50%, 0;}

</a>

#articleimage {

float:left;

padding-right: 10px;

padding-bottom: 1px;

width: 400px;

border-radius:20px;

}

fritzelly · 17-12-2021 9:03pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339711#Comment_118339711

Your loive so to speak

https://secure-ssl.co.uk/

17-12-2021 9:05pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339748#Comment_118339748

WOW!

17-12-2021 9:12pm

https://twitter.com/joeduffyrte/status/1471936121588391944?s=21

fritzelly · 17-12-2021 9:16pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118339801#Comment_118339801

Buy a cheap domain off godaddy - pets-of-the-pandemic.online is a bargain at less than a euro

17-12-2021 10:17pm

Ok I have registered through Godaddy

pets-of-the-pandemic.com

and it’s to be hosted through Ionis at rock bottom rate. It was cheapest/nearly free combo I could find. Godaddy were directing to partner company and it was going to be costly to put up own code.

I now need an authentication code from to transfer site.

fritzelly · 17-12-2021 10:23pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118340141#Comment_118340141

I can host you for free on my server - let me know and I can set it up then you just need to change the nameservers at GoDaddy and done and dusted

thecretinhop · 17-12-2021 10:24pm

i had moderna caller. fine after it. workrd next day.

is dis cat website real or imagiary?

17-12-2021 10:45pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118340171#Comment_118340171

Fire ahead! I’ve been seeing just how much I can do of this simply through mobile phone!

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