RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

Was reading a Famous Five book with one of the kids.

In it, an idea was gorgeous and a carvanning holiday was delicious.

Now we know what he reads and where he gets his inspiration.

In fairness to Ryan, he did give us one delicious word (albeit - not realising how it would be interpreted)..."Montrosia". A place of outstanding and dare I say it, sublime, beauty and gorgeousness where everyone swans about earning huge money for doing sfa as the peasants bow to their superiority and kneel before them hoping that one day they might be acknowledged by a simple, yet gentle pat on the head (by a gloved hand of course)

And popcorn

Fake text from a couple who are trinity graduates who have just learned of dyslexia from the Brennan segment last week

Do you have to have a death or serious illnesses to get on to the quiz ?.

Tis the season to be morbid tra la la la la . You're some ghoul tubs

dear ryan,

i'd like to take part in your quiz

Angle: i had lupus and yada yada bitta cancer etc, care for my sister's legless turtle

Its not about you Ryan, were you invited or did you invite yourself?

I'm going to hazard a guess that DublinLive pieces are written by NK Management.

"publish them, and we'll give you access to some of our stars every now and again"

'Party central' are the buzzwords you're looking for there.

What's that I hear in the distance...O yes it's the jingle of documentary tv cameras on their way up the holy mountain.

So when did RT get vaccinated?

It certainly wasn't in December 2020.

I’m no authority on Swahili but hakuna metabolism is more to do with tubridys knowledge of cartoons than his mastery of the African tongue

Ryan telling us that happiness is prohibited in North Korea.

Maybe they should broadcast the Late Late on Jong-un TV. Might help people get into the right frame of mind.

STOP SAYING WE ARE AT THE END OF THE PANDEMIC

Annnd theres the mention of the emotional and physical drain the Toy Show took out of him, wheres my violin?

The Toy Show won't be mentioned for a couple of weeks now.....simply because Ryan will likely take a couple of weeks holidays over the Xmas/New Year period, just to recharge cos his job is SO strenuous.

But rest assured it will be mentioned in January again once he returns. Only 11 months before the next one.

Fake email/text/letter.

He has spoken to everyone with cancer in Ireland already. Talking about a death clear out now.

I doubt if he would think the shopworkers, the transport workers, the medical people, the Guards were “flexible” if they decided to start at 0800!

RTE are a public service broadcaster funded by the taxpayer.

What makes them think they can put the place on ‘autopilot’ over the Xmas period.

People working way harder on much less will be working all over Xmas.

Crazy stuff.

And another caller on......and his mum died of cancer.

Couldn't make this up. A double dose of mum's dying of cancer, Ryan's wee gift to us for Xmas.