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Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,911 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    I'm disappointed that you didn't say they had the Easter Eggs out tbh🐣🐇

    TA gowls who rob things from peoples graves .



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Power washed the concrete in the back yard, it still looks ****.



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hand sanitiser in Tescos smells like sweaty ballsack



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,310 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    thats scummy… about ten years ago it happened to my sisters grave. Firstly flowers were going missing, regularly as in eventually every other week or so then the whole flower pot went awol…it was inscribed with a verse from her favourite poem and had sentimental value and eventually found on a grave about a month later 2 minutes away by chance with the inscribed side turned towards the headstone so it wouldn’t be noticeable… but it was spotted by my cousin. Absolute gowls… my cousin would be quite a laid back individual but close to my sister so let’s say she left a little tidying up to do for the feral thieving fûckwits… had to weigh the thing down which was heavy enough anyway…so it wouldn’t be half inched again..

    passed the same grave a year later surrounded by said tracksuit clad mafia who had to pass me, eyeballing me as if to say… “ there be that cheeky fück who robbed his pot back ! “



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Scrubbing my hands furiously after being in Tesco. 😂😂



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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,191 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Hand sanitiser dispensers that are (a) empty, (b) release a microscopic droplet or (c) ejaculate a huge gelatinous gloop.



  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sky Sports Premier League - On now 'Gillette Soccer Sat: Live Scores' ffs... Thought the PL was their 'usp' bunch o' kernts.. 😒



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,310 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Sky Sports Main Event, Premier League, Football and News ALL showing Gillette Soccer Saturday…

    could they not negotiate the rights to get the armless badminton championships from Baku or some shît ?



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,662 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Supposed to be going to Norway tomorrow. Have a very, very mildly scratchy sore throat today. Antigens are clear but I'm super conscious that they're not to be relied on if you have any symptoms at all. Can't get a PCR. Don't know what to do now. Insurance won't cover me if I just choose not to go as a precaution.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,780 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Pre-flight test at the airport? You'll have to pay, though...



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  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭Ballycommon Mast


    It's new years day and this place is a ghost town.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Can't get a takeaway delivered because I'm too far from any town



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,570 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    My trivial annoyance is that I really want a takeaway but unfortunately I'm not hungry because I had leftover homemade Indian food earlier. But it wasn't takeaway food!! (I know it was probably healthier...and cheaper). But it wasn't takeaway food!!!! 😉



  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TA hate getting takeaway delivered cos it could well be cold, and then there's the engaging with the bloke at the door. Will it be a € I give or €2 on top (or nothing at all) , will he hold it against me if he thinks I'm miserly, and bring cold food the next time... I usually walk the 5 minutes to chippy.. If I were in the big shmoke or somewhere like that, then maybe I'd forego the 5mins there and back walk, and stay warm and dry; and get delivery, on account of the likelihood of it being the same (few) bloke/s bringing scran all the time being slim...



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm not sure how to explain my TA as its more of a feeling. Feeling left out/ignored/ostracised for not joining in with Covid related doom. For example my lack of 'we must all be very careful as there is a deadly virus out there' or 'I haven't laid eyes on another soul since March 2020' and my personal favourite 'stay safe'.

    Gas thing is I have the feckin pox and my sinuses are in bits! Sitting here with the heat off, just pjs on, and I'm roasting. In a few minutes I'll be freezing.


    Pass the Baileys and Brandy dear. I think I'll have another one.




  • Registered Users Posts: 25,310 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I decided to not sleep and stay awake to watch the cricket instead… New Zealand vs Bangladesh… entertaining enough actually with Bangladesh an up and coming team ranked 9 in the world, totally outplaying New Zealand tonight who are ranked second… so, I decided to sleep about 4am only to be woken about 20 minutes later by the sound of screaming breaks and tyres… some scum sucking scrote bag, toerag doing donuts on the road outside in a stolen car presumably, which is not thankfully a regular occurrence in this area…but has stolen my ability to sleep… the feeling of knackerdness but unable to sleep is irritating… I can hear aircraft in the distance taking off and landing at the airport…reminding me a change of scenery would be most welcome… I’ve a healthcare appointment, dental surgery and weeks before it can be considered though….

    in the meantime if parents could you know, PARENT ! So our streets are not full of scum sucking joyriding fûck pigs it would be most excellent.



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Covid-19 got into our home for the for time

    20 year old brought it in after being out Stephen's day

    8 year old now has it.

    Wife also now has it

    Literally Dozens of people I know have it.


    I feel I'm the guy with the shotgun fighting off the zombie Apocalypse, but it's only a matter of time.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,957 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    TA is I've forgotten my TA.



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I discovered on Saturday morning that the cover I had for my garden chairs blew off in the wind overnight. It's probably lying in one of the neighbour's gardens at the moment. Also this morning I just discovered that there's now a family of starlings living in my front gutter. I wouldn't mind too much only for that they're noisy and they scuttle up and down the gutter constantly.



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭Mundo7976


    TA that covid is kinda like this, getting ever closer & feel like it won't be avoided much longer!



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭vriesmays


    DJ magazine top 100 list. Full of euro-pop rubbish. No innovation anymore in edm.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    I haven't had as much as a sniffle since November 2019 but I know I must be near to getting now



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,957 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I was out shopping, came home and washed my hands. Jayus the dirt that came off !



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,374 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Americans that post videos on YouTube or tiktok of themselves giving huge tips.

    Hardly a selfless act when you are doing for likes.



  • Posts: 7,792 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Baileys and Brandy

    Nice one.. just as it it happens I have a bottle of each (SV were doing an offer a few wks ago) .. didn't know they worked as a combo... must try 😊

    TA emoticons/emojis - any amount of them on boards, but it does be hard to pick the right one at times.. should be able to hover over them and get a description - also TA the programme (word or whatever it is) don't seem to recognise these emojis a lot of the time.. tis a bastid to get the cursor to go to the right of the emoji; if I have gone back to earlier part of the sentence to edit etc,, ☹️

    #emojislivesmatter 😂



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,828 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Having to go back to work today and I've absolutely no interest in going back



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Sitting in a coffee a shop and a woman stood way too close to where I was sitting waiting for her coffee.

    She was also caked in perfume and other fragrances I was actually getting a headache with how strong it was.

    Also, I wish people would stop staring at me for no reason. No, you don't recognise me. I don't look in any way distinct. I keep catching people's eyes looking over at me. I'm already socially awkward, stop making me feel worse.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,157 ✭✭✭Be right back


    My phone charger not charging properly..



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    You're not alone. I feel similarly.


    One lad has made millions off the back of it.


    That said, I had an English teacher, he had a philosophical argument that's stuck with me all these years, he simply put,

    "Everything we do is done for selfish reasons"

    If we give a tenner to a homeless person?

    Makes the giver feel good about themselves

    Difference now is, they get likes and subscribers for it

    Post edited by AckwelFoley on


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    People who slowly shuffle their way through shopping centres like zombies and have a habit of annoyingly getting in your way when all you want to do is get in, get to a store to get what you want/need and get out.



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