The Gentleman's Guide To Forum Spies

Yeah, I’m sad that my fellow conspiracy theorists didn’t back me up when I said that unicorns were trying to take over the world and that they multiple by coming out of our arses while we’re on the toilet having a shite.

Now I understand why you believe crap conspiracy theories. You have no piss take sarcasm detector like most humans have. it develops in early teens and is recognised as sign of intelligence, which fits in with a study someone else posted on this forum yesterday.

So to clear it up, my conspiracy theory is a work of fiction like your conspiracy theories. Can’t you back it up please? Maybe I should tweet and set up a dedicated website begging for money to fight the establishment and let the world know the truth.

Yeah but who, what, and why are simple questions. Surely if you have a conspiracy theory those questions can be answered, or else it’s complete fantasy verbal puke. For example the argument that masks will remain mandatory for ever. It’s an illogical statement unless some reason can be provided. However, it’s never the case here. Therefore simple questions are asked.

You missed the boat with that comment.

Right and where are the conspiracy theories?

It's a public discussion forum. If you are going to post baseless claims here, don't act the victim when asked a question or have your views challenged. If someone's claim doesn't stand up to the tiniest shred of scrutiny, that's the real issue there, not anything else.

If someone goes to a forum and announces satellites are fake or whatever, eh okay, but they are going to be asked questions. If they can't answer any of those questions, can't backup their claim in any normal way and go into complete meltdown accusing everyone of being "trolls" and "shills", yeah, the real issue is that their claims are baseless.

We see this a lot here.

Yup, it's a cesspit of anti-Semitism, holocaust denial, anti-vax ****, history revisionism, quackery, mountains of contradictory conspiracies, disinformation. It's very obvious you like that stuff and find it "interesting", unfortunately, back in reality, that doesn't mean it has any relationship with the truth.

I've been there before and seen many comments challenging the conspiracies, they are often downvoted to oblivion by the conspiracy theorists, the mods are also conspiracy theorists. Of course when the conspiracies and anti-vax stuff and holocaust denial, etc appear outside that subreddit, on other parts of Reddit, they are treated very differently.

Conspiracy theorists, in my experience, openly hate this whole free speech thing, they crave echo chambers where their views are validated, not challenged.

I actually had a look at it, lol.

"5) Anti-conspiratorial. They almost always have disdain for 'conspiracy theorists' and, usually, for those who in any way believe JFK was not killed by LHO. Ask yourself why, if they hold such disdain for conspiracy theorists, do they focus on defending a single topic discussed in a NG focusing on conspiracies? One might think they would either be trying to make fools of everyone on every topic, or simply ignore the group they hold in such disdain.Or, one might more rightly conclude they have an ulterior motive for their actions in going out of their way to focus as they do."

"Most people, if responding in anger, for instance, will express their animosity throughout their rebuttal. But disinfo types usually have trouble maintaining the 'image' and are hot and cold with respect to pretended emotions and their usually more calm or unemotional communications style. It's just a job, and they often seem unable to 'act their role in character' as well in a communications medium as they might be able in a real face-to-face conversation/confrontation. You might have outright rage and indignation one moment, ho-hum the next, and more anger later -- an emotional yo-yo."

Absolutely a legit FBI guide.

Thank god someone found this anonymous leaked secret government training manual that proves that anyone who has ever questioned any conspiracy theory was probably a government agent all along.

Can you prove they do not exist?