The Apprentice 2022

Two weeks . . Two turds.

“I hate everything about your product”

”Ok then we can change the whole thing”

”Great I’ll take 10000”

Yeah I thought the ordering was nonsense. I suppose they do it like it’s a score but they wouldn’t have bought either product in the real world.

he said a few times something about the grip being personalised or something and it sounded like he meant fitted for the individual hand when he meant it was formed for fingers. It was also the widest wand I’ve ever seen, maybe it was hagrids.

I will be wearing my sunglasses when I watch it next week. Way too many over-white teeth amongst the remaining contestants.

Their teeth seem to be the only outstanding thing about most of them.

Its funny how the morning phone call tells them to be ready in 20 mins, how on earth do they get all dolled up in that length of time.

The women all seem to win the task in the first two episodes and then he mixes them up in the third one.

The American seems to be the most capable I think at this stage in the show.

The look of the mens toothbrush was totally turd. That's two turds in a row. With Irish Conor gone we might not get a turd turd.

I think Arron should have been fired though. I think the only thing he was good at was being argumentative in the board room when he was fighting his case. Maybe that's why he didn't get fired as perhaps that's a good quality from Sugars point of view.

I sense it might be a female winner this year as noone at all stands out on the mens side.

They are picked on potential TV value for viewers, nothing else and kept and booted out accordingly. Personally, I didn't warm to the Irish guy, so not too disappointed to see him go.

Was the Irish guy wearing fake glasses? Looked horrendous.

Think the only times he had the glasses on were the boardroom scenes, trying to look intelligent maybe?!

The lads were brutal again this week. I think it was a bir harsh on Conor, the team leader and that other guy who brought in (the stats....lol) were both dreadful. I did find it enjoyable how dismissive the kids were of the lads product.

The girls team were not much better. Their app didn't make a tap of sense, at least the lads one encouraged the kids to brush the right part of their mouth for the right amount of time.

Yeah she seemed clued in, with her background she definitely should have had a bigger say in that task but was sidelined a bit I thought.

I think the whole format of The Apprentice is extremely bonky when you break it down.

At the end it'll all come down to a business plan but its 12ish weeks of selling toothbrushes, organising tours and creating television ads to make it entertaining.

Don't get me wrong, I completely agree with you. It was all about worthiness of the product and then the decision on purchases was made by retailers looking at a bottom line rather than what the brief was.

The boys team got the brief where the girls team did absolutely nothing educational and rammed their pitches full of "yeah, you tell us what you want" which in the real world, would have them thrown out. Can't blame Superdrug for placing 10,000 orders of a toothbrush that sounds like they'll get to design themselves 😂

The Business plan has to be critical to whether a candidate remains in the process. Both Harry and Conor had business plans that I don't think Lord Sugar would buy into. Harrys was a bath bomb business and Conor a mobile drinks (bar) plan. would seem like Sugar would not have wanted to invest in either

Just read in the DM that Shama has quit the process due to medical issues; will be aired this week. Pity - thought she seemed like a nice person with a bit of common sense. She didn't really get a chance..

Only for the two guys in with her being useless Lord Sugar would have fired her. He didn't seem impressed with her in the boardroom.

Yeah, tall blonde guy looks pretty decent so far. He actually spoke sense and wasn't being dramatic.

Yeah I thought the V0dify marketing was good too.

I would have sacked Navid too though and given Sophie another chance, as is what happened. I thought Navid way out of his depth, I don't even know how he ever thought he was cut out for The Apprentice at all. A little bit delusional about himself maybe.

Anyone preoared to make an early prediction on who the winner might be?

They all seem to be a hopeless bunch so far but I suppose its early days.

I think this is going very badly for my prediction above. Very bad indeed.

Alex really ballsed up there but Ache was also lucky not to go, suprised he didnt fire both of them given the shambles that it was.

I enjoyed that episode much more that the first two, its a much better program when they are out and about in public doing a task rather than the other type of produce a product, ad and pitch it to some corporate