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Fake meat

  • 01-02-2022 8:36pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,260 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    I usually only go to Lidl or Aldi but one day not so long ago I ended up going to Tesco. Couldn't believe how they were promoting the absolute feck out of various forms of fake meat, quorn and all the other brands. They were after creating a separate section for it. It was like there's a huge conspiracy going on to convert everyone to eating it. At this stage I wouldn't be surprised if the European Commission were planning to phase out meat-eating by 2050 or 2060 or some such year way ahead in the distance. The normal sausages only occupied a small section and a good few were out of stock.

    Some of this stuff tastes alright to be fair. However the fake black puddings taste closer to the real thing than any of the fake meats do. I don't think I'll be going vegan any time soon and the European Commission better wait till after I'm dead.


    Will we all be eating gorse and insects in the future? https://thebadgeronline.com/2022/01/expert-says-protein-from-gorse-bush-could-feed-millions-of-people/

    https://theconversation.com/eating-insects-is-good-for-you-and-the-planet-118675



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭Fallout2022


    There's probably horse meat mixed in with it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,260 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious




  • Registered Users Posts: 196 ✭✭SamStonesArm


    Pffft I'll stick the real stuff and if the impossible happens and they outlaw meat then I'ma become a poacher. That fake shite can piss off for itself.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Burgers were nicer when there was horse meat in them..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,337 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Wait and see Henry Street in a few years. Soylent Green, last of the Soylent Green there love, three lumps for a fiver.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭Fallout2022


    I'll have a bone to pick with them if they do.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,420 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    This is the man to contact. Janusz Wojciechowski



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    That quorn stuff is basically bacteria grown in a lab.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,312 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Interesting jump from a supermarket selling a product to the EU phasing out meat by 2050. And this all went on in your head on a visit to the shops?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,260 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Not just that. The way they were promoting it & the hype surrounding "impossible burgers" , all the US fast food chains are bringing out their meatless versions of food. Meat alternatives are being kept in the news a bit like Climate change but obviously not to the same extent. I'm not saying the EU are definitely doing this , I just said I wouldn't be surprised if they are trying to work in the direction of phasing out meat. I'm sure there's all sorts of grants available for you if you want to start developing meat alternatives



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  • Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Still stihl waters 3


    Are people aware you don't have to eat it



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,086 ✭✭✭Curse These Metal Hands


    I can't believe it has its own section in the supermarket. The audacity. When did we start putting different stuff in different sections anyway? I miss the old days when everything was randomly placed around shops, before the libs got their hands on it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭trashcan


    I wouldn’t touch it, even if I was a veggie. I’d have the odd veggie meal, and part of me thinks I should go veggie, but then, bacon.........



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,942 ✭✭✭growleaves




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    You have to try it at least once, otherwise how would you know if it's any good or not.


    Actually I did try it once, as a replacement for beef mince for a bolognese. Now I'm the type of person that will eat most things, olives, avocados, things a lot of people have an aversion to, but I though it was gross. Like some vegan sausages I tried recently, uggh.

    My thoughts are that 'substitute's' don't work. Maybe there is some way to incorporate quorn into a meal where it isn't a substitute that would have it eatable, but I dunno how to do that.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,249 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    you mean you didn't get the letter from the government?

    anyway, best mince we've tried so far was a mushroom based one that the local spar had in briefly. now that there's more competition in the market, the poorer ones seem to have dropped off or had to pull their socks up.

    the denny meat free sausages are fine too.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Obviously they'll never phase out meat but people eating less meat would be better for the planet given the land usage it takes to create meat compared to vegetables and pulses etc that we can eat.

    I mean with the population growing and more and more of the natural world being polluted and destroyed we're not going to get the world in better shape without making a few changes and sacrifices.



  • Registered Users Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    Everyone in the media is "support local" until it comes to meat when it's "STOP EATING MEET, EAT THIS HIGHLY PROCESSED STUFF THAT TASTES LIKE MEAT"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Everyone in the media says not to eat meat and to eat highly processed fake meat? Any examples of this? Everyone in the media really?



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,249 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    if you want to eat some 'highly processed stuff that tastes like meat', you need go no further than 'normal' sausages.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    How is fields occupied with crops better than fields occupied with livestock?

    And what's going to happen to the animals? Will we keep some sheep in the zoo? Or let them roam wild?



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 50,249 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    and if eating locally grown produce is important too, this is the stuff i mentioned above

    https://www.monaghan.eu/products/meat-alternative/



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Because you need a lot less land to live off crops than you do for livestock and their feed, therefore you could give a lot of land back to nature.

    The animals are slaughtered anyway so you could just put them out of their misery.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    If grown meat ever rivals the real stuff I'll be on board, but I've tried it a few times in different places and not one of the alternatives tasted much like meat of any variety that I've had. It's almost like they keep getting people who don't like meat to develop it or something. The texture is always way off too. I can see there coming a time when the cost of meat and the quality of the fake stuff come to an intersection and people say good enough.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    It's good to see the usually suspects in the vegan thread!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,849 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,260 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious



    This is true, but it does mean there is a Prolonged Period of Suckage (PPoS) ahead for most of us and this will last decades or perhaps centuries, while we knuckle down to obey whatever rules the EU Commission or other overlords throw at us in the hope of preserving the environment. All while they keep telling us to move over in the bed for all the poor craythurs they intend to import from Africa and elsewhere.

    There is no light at the end of the tunnel for any of this. What % of the world population would have to go before we (or should I say those who remain) no longer have to worry about these things? 60%?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 275 ✭✭Fallout2022


    Think it's efficiency of nutrition/energy/calories per hectare.

    Plant based agriculture uses less land.



  • Registered Users Posts: 665 ✭✭✭goldenmick



    It could have been arranged if "facekicker" was still on the boards 😁

    You cant beat a good old banger.

    Have any of you tried these ready cooked frozen sausages (Walls) that you just zap in the microwave for 90 seconds? I bought a pack, but there was something about them - just didn't taste the same as freshly fried or grilled sausages.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,312 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Guess why burger king and mcdonalds sell them? Because people want to buy them. Interesting that to think 2 of the biggest companies in the world that are based around beef are involved somehow in trying to get it banned. Next you'll be telling us Michael O'Leary is trying to get airplanes banned



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    Even if we reduced our population by 50% and carried on consuming everything as we do the planet would be f**ked in no time. I guess we need to change how we consume and eat if we are to find a way of living harmoniously with the Earth. Will never happen though unfortunately.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 11,656 Mod ✭✭✭✭igCorcaigh


     I don't think you'll be going vegan any time soon either OP. If you don't want it, don't buy it. Simple as that?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,260 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Higher margins I would imagine. Beef is an expensive raw material for them but the plant based stuff is very cheap. If they develop some highly proprietary process for turning soy beans and gorse into something that tastes like a beef burgers (or acquire a company that does) they stand to make way more money than if they have to fund all those small beef farmers



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I'm more on board with textured soy protein or whatever than this whole eating insects idea.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,948 ✭✭✭SouthWesterly


    I just had 57kg of the finest organic beef delivered this evening. I even knew the heifer it came from

    You can't beat it.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Did she arrive in pieces or did she walk into the fridge?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,948 ✭✭✭SouthWesterly


    Butchered by a guy who does meat for supervalu so he knows how to get the best out of the beast.

    Worked out at €6.14/kg

    Got an organic lamb before Christmas for 6.40/kg



  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My daughter came back home from the UK to live during Covid.

    Up to then I had been vegeratian but as she is vegan then it was as handy to go vegan while she was here too. She is a brilliant cook and it really opened my eyes. The flavours are unbelievable , lots of spices, seasoning and herbs are used, plus ginger, garlic, lemongrass, and many things I'd never heard about. Now I'm a Class 1 cook myself. I don't miss meat, fish or chicken at all. I use lots of veg and also tofu plus lots of lentils, beans and lovely sauces using tahini, nut butters, lime etc. The only thing I miss is real cheese and the odd time I still eat it but that's it. I love alternative milks and yogurts too.

    I feel so much healthier, particularly gut health. I never feel stuffed after a meal, maybe it just suits me but I find it so easy cooking and shopping . I'm doing it primarily for animal welfare issues but the health benefits are great.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Well, when you say you're 'healthier' that's fine. Perhaps you are.

    But that all depends on what you were eating before.

    If you were eating processed meat, then you've given up processed meat, so that's good.

    But, you are not healthier than people who only eat lean unprocessed meat.

    For example my diet is 35 to 40% combo of lean meat and dairy, and the rest 60% is veg.

    So, there is noting under the sun unhealthy about that. So your diet isn't 'better' than mine.

    If anything your's is worse, because you are eating a subset of what I eat.

    And another way to look at it is: my 60% diet is 'vegan'.





  • Yeah god forbid someone who doesn’t eat meats wants to have a “burger” with their friends if they go out.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    To be fair she never mentioned her diet being better than anyone else's. It's mad how insecure people get around the subject of eating less animal products, bragging about having lovely bacon for breakfast or buying a whole cow for the freezer etc. No one is taking your meat away from you!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    To be fair she made the claim she is 'healthier'. And to be fair I put a bit of more nuance on that. And to be fair I was making a general point not accusing the poster of anything. And to be fair if anyone who is insecure it is you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    People wouldn't have a problem with these if they weren't trying to replace, but instead be an alternative. If I want a beef burger, I want beef in it, not not-beef. I've tried a few, and each of them have been absolutely horrible, nothing like beef and anyone that says they are are talking out their hoop.

    Be careful of Apache, I got caught out by them. Depending on the staff, any pork products will be replaced with a pork substitute. They won't tell you this in store, but it happens in any store where there's a halal follower. I knew the second I bit into the porkball that it wasn't pork (or at least contained some part of a pig). Disgusting carry on, if it was the other way around there would be war.

    I'll never not eat meat. It's 50% of my diet. It tastes too good and the pig is a magical animal, most of my meat consumption comes from them. I'm also not into "fancy" beef, like Angus, horrid aftertaste. Sick of people replacing good decent Irish beef with alternatives that taste worse, but charge more... makes no sense. We have the best meat in the world here (albeit, our ribs need some work, but that's most likely down to the chefs). Why do we want to change/replace it?!

    We (Ireland) produce 0.1% of the worlds pollution, and 0.35% is agriculture. I was horrified to find out that forest only covers 11.2% of our landmass. We need to change that asap.

    https://ourworldindata.org/co2/country/ireland



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,039 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    It is weird, and more than a little sad, how some men judge their “manliness” by the meat in their diet and the petrol in their cars.

    Especially when most of them are eating over processed muck. Reclaimed connective tissue, “meat slurry”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,608 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    I like to think of it as an alternative source of protein.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,479 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    who's replacing anything? Ireland is producing more meat and dairy than ever.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,308 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Good. But we know that if certain groups shout loud enough, it will affect us. Meat seems to be getting it bad lately (in the last few years anyway), I'm just defending my food!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    It is weird, and more than a little sad, how some men judge their “manliness” by the meat in their diet and the petrol in their cars.

    How you could have derived that from post is beyond me, and is in fact a little sad.

    Especially when most of them are eating over processed muck. Reclaimed connective tissue, “meat slurry”

    You must have skipped over the bit where I said that processed meat is unhealthy.


    Lean meat it not unhealthy. It is very healthy in the same way vegetables are very healthy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    People wouldn't have a problem with these if they weren't trying to replace, but instead be an alternative. If I want a beef burger, I want beef in it, not not-beef. I've tried a few, and each of them have been absolutely horrible, nothing like beef and anyone that says they are are talking out their hoop.

    Yes I alluded to this earlier. Substitution is often used a a weight loss technique and it hardly ever works long term. Fake Sugar is about the only substitution that I know of that can work but only in limited circumstances and done the right way.

    Be careful of Apache, I got caught out by them. Depending on the staff, any pork products will be replaced with a pork substitute. They won't tell you this in store, but it happens in any store where there's a halal follower. I knew the second I bit into the porkball that it wasn't pork (or at least contained some part of a pig). Disgusting carry on, if it was the other way around there would be war.

    Sounds disgusting. A point I would make is commercial vegan products have the potential to be as unhealthy as anything else. It all depends what's in it. Bad fats for one. Palm Oil is 'vegan' used in many products but it's an unhealthy fat.

    I'll never not eat meat. It's 50% of my diet. It tastes too good and the pig is a magical animal, most of my meat consumption comes from them. I'm also not into "fancy" beef, like Angus, horrid aftertaste. Sick of people replacing good decent Irish beef with alternatives that taste worse, but charge more... makes no sense. We have the best meat in the world here (albeit, our ribs need some work, but that's most likely down to the chefs). Why do we want to change/replace it?!

    A plus for lean meat is that it's satiating. Which implies it keeps you satiated for longer, meaning you eat less and if you eat less you're less likely to have a weight problem. The ironic think is starchy carbs which are 'vegan' have the opposite effect, because being overweight is not good for your health.



  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I didn't say I was healthier than you, or any meat eater. I said I feel healthier...................meaning healthier than before. I've always had a good diet, mostly veg, fruit , grains, no saturated fats. I'm slim and fit anyway. But meat was always harder to digest, or so I felt a whole lot better by cutting it out completely. I also felt with hormones and fillers in chicken, and micro plastics in most fish, that getting them out of my diet was a good move.

    Red meat consumption is known to be a risk factor for colon cancer, both processed and unprocessed (i.e. steak) https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/diet-and-cancer/does-eating-processed-and-red-meat-cause-cancer.

    I've lost 2 male friend and 1 female to colon cancer in the last 2 years. For me its been a no brainer to go meat free and I myself feel healthier for it. I'm also very aware of the animal welfare issues involved in mass beef production. That's all.



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