Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

ShamNNspace · 02-02-2022 1:46am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118567571#Comment_118567571

Psssst Rene, it is I LeClerc ze mastour of disguise 😉

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 9:40am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118568742#Comment_118568742

😁

McGinniesta · 02-02-2022 12:34pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118568112#Comment_118568112

I thought she might have read them a poem about st Brigid or some sh1t

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 12:57pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118569856#Comment_118569856

I'm not sure the Audience on this Thread would have survived dat Cawlur, the show was bad enough without a mutual love fest between the Host and Imelda , coupled with a Poem, it would have been vomit inducing, so to speak 🤢

leath_dub · 02-02-2022 1:43pm

"Mia contacted us yesterday", says Joe.

No she didn't Joe -you contacted her while rounding up the usual muppets from the the last time you "discussed" this topic

mumo3 · 02-02-2022 1:44pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118565397#Comment_118565397

She's green Joe, she's the apple of me eye Joe, so that make's her Green.... or Jesus Joe she could be red, or even one of those fancy pink ones... I'll have to check Joe

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 1:46pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118570187#Comment_118570187

Precisely, I reckon all the contributors let it slip , they were called 😉

ButtersSuki · 02-02-2022 1:48pm

Snowflakes again.

Mental elf.

Hostibble visits. Woman pays one turd of her pension on parking - if only there was such a thing as public transport? To be fair she may not have access to public transport but could she perhaps park somewhere nearby for free (or cheaper) and walk the rest of the way is not a question Joe will ask.

Savage spitting incident in the unadulterated kip.

A D4-head or more likely a daughter of an RTÉ staffer or luvvie (probably) goes off on a day tip somewhere and gets abused online for it. While most normal people would ignore it and get on with their lives she took time to contact Da Lahv Lahn and tell everyone about it - or more likely the researchers contacted her when they were searching for content on social media on dis caller-driven show.

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 1:51pm

Barely a whisper this morning about the dastardly department of educations ongoing appalling, shocking, vicious treatment of our next generation.

Joe's loosing his Shock Tatic mojo, so to speak, no doubt he'll blame the Russians for his dip in relevancey, so to speak .

Not the first time he's had a foreign Nation in his sights, a little nugget from da Archives, hilarious if Cawlurs have time to listen back , listen out for the "Shyte on Your Shoe's bit" 🤣

https://youtu.be/Wzd4eBaR7h8

Losty Dublin · 02-02-2022 1:52pm

On the show today....

E mails have been dominated by poor downtrodden students, who's dreams and aspirations are ruined by commie teacher unions.

A repeat of a moan student from last year, Mia the hybrid Pariah. Never have Irish kids been as badly abused by the education system!!!
Something else about wimmin and sauce boccles Daily Mail style.
Visiting hospipitubals; a pensioner cawlur who probably ringed up on the old number ages ago but she says that the parking bill's does be do be do be 1/3 of her pension. We find out what sort of a car she drives.

A wimmin put her holibop pics on Instant Gran n got all sorts of victory all from people.

All this and other important matters of the day from 1:45PM....

leath_dub · 02-02-2022 1:53pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118570236#Comment_118570236

"Don't do the accent!" ☺️

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 1:54pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118570243#Comment_118570243

O, this has potential 😏 will the color of the Pensioners car be disclosed Cawlur 🤣🤣

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 1:55pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118570249#Comment_118570249

That's the one, it's hilarious 😂 😃 😄, before my time , observing Joe Duffy, so to speak

ButtersSuki · 02-02-2022 2:05pm

St. Brigid’s Day (best read in Jim Larkin’s voice)

St. Brigid’s Day, St. Brigid’s Day,

It’s in Feb so to speak, and not in May,

In 2-22 and 2-23, thanks to Joe Duff-fee,

We get an extra day off to drink some tea,

De Gubbermint are giving us a new day off,

Dont turn your nose up or dare to scoff,

Be thankful that Joe thinks of you,

Esp. when the licence fee is due.

De finest graduate of TCD,

Public servant, he’d work for free!

But we all know in the heel of the hunt,

He’s really just a miserable………and terrible broadcaster who represents poor value for money for the taxpayer so to speak.

leath_dub · 02-02-2022 2:08pm

While we are on the subject of classic livelines - this has to be up there:

Joe to Blindboy; "Can you talk properl?y"

Outraged caller: "It's a joke, Joe"

Blindboiy: "You got that right, kid"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNLU-14HMp4

02-02-2022 2:17pm

De Nigerian Embassy, I was once given the task to call upon it for work purposes to get stuff to create a promotional display on Africa. They looked upon me with very great suspicion, can’t actually remember if I got material for the project.

Dempo1 · 02-02-2022 2:18pm

Big discussions today on Pension age, increasing, not increasing, Joe's ears must be pricked up, so to speak

02-02-2022 2:24pm

I’m laughing at de dichotomy between what some folk from the WFH thread imagine de young peepul will want of a wurkin environment, and doze who do be phoning de Liveline moaning dat dey couldn’t be gettin into de skewel and out and about an dat. One cohort of de WFH believe all young peepul will want to be sitting at home behind a screen all day, never to interact personally with a colleague as they are so technologically advanced compared to de old dinosaurs. It’s great hearing these young folk ringing into de Lahvlahn or having Mammy on do it for them.

Mena Mitty · 02-02-2022 2:29pm

Today's show sounds like it could be a bit of a Hornet's nest wid the mammies rearing up and dat.

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All hail the head Hornet !

ButtersSuki · 02-02-2022 2:32pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118570312#Comment_118570312

Joe would never ask a person of colour “can you talk properly?”.

It’s a Limerick accent Joe, and guess what? As bad as it is, it’s still better and easier on the ears than yours.

gmisk · 02-02-2022 2:37pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118567571#Comment_118567571

Thanks I needed a good laugh!

Username - Notwhoyouthink..

I think you are Joe Duffy or his "researchers"...

Note to self copyright the drag queen name "Polly Math"

BPKS · 02-02-2022 2:43pm

Pension age discussion today will be awkward for Joe.

Yesterday his Party Political broadcast for the upcoming Presidential election to get the kids on board will be replaced by his disgust at any attempt to increase the pension age.

All this despite the fact that a few weeks ago somebody who is 65 is only a youngster who is well able to do anything they want. But today I think the same 65 year old will be an auld crock incapable of getting out of bed in the morning.