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Naked cleaners

  • 08-02-2022 11:17am
    #1
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    Hi all,

    One of my mates who lives in London suggested that I try out ordering a naked cleaner service for myself - he does it since the pandemic started. Do you know if such services are available in Dublin? Maybe got someone to recommend?

    To be clear - I am not looking for any sexual services, only a person, who will clean my house while being completely naked and let me watch.

    Cheers



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  • #2
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,878 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What....the...f....



  • #3
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭gifted


    I can see Netflix series about this OP......



  • #4
    laoisgem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭laoisgem


    What would you be doing with your hands while they're cleaning? 🤔



  • #5
    El_Duderino 09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,726 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599257#Comment_118599257


    Presumably they'd help the cleaner - by polishing their knob.



  • #6
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599296#Comment_118599296

    Not really, I'm a naturist myself, just looking for some quality cleaning with a naturist twist.



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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 864 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you try searching the internet for what you're looking for caller?



  • #8
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599493#Comment_118599493

    Doesn’t the “watching” part take it a little beyond the naturist element?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Just put on Pornhub and clean it yourself.



  • #10
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,661 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Just go on an escort site and throw her an extra 30 quid to hoover the place after yous are done.



  • #11
    Cordell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,390 ✭✭✭Cordell


    I can pretend to clean your house while naked for 200E. Since you're a naturist and not a lad looking for sexual gratification, the fact that I'm a middle aged hairy overweight man should not bother you.



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  • #12
    OU812
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭OU812


    I’ll do it. €50 an hour. Quality “museum class” cleaning. Minimum 4 hours or part thereof.

    I’m a heavy set balding man in my 60s with a moderate length grey beard. Body hair is full and greying.


    I’ll expect your PM with details to confirm dates etc.



  • #13
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599882#Comment_118599882

    I'm looking for a female naked cleaner.



  • #14
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,878 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599904#Comment_118599904

    Why? if it isn't sexual as you said...



  • #15
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,084 ✭✭✭✭neris


    sounds like something out of eurotash from the mid 90s



  • #16
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,234 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    While not wishing to feed the troll, a guy once messaged me on POF asking could he do exactly this - come to my house and clean it naked.

    He didn't even want paying.

    There are some strange folk out there. Another memorable one was Naked Jogging Guy™️. Ah, POF, I miss it sometimes...

    *stares wistfully off into the distance*



  • #17
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,591 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599904#Comment_118599904

    Good luck with that. The Employment Equality Acts 1998–2015 outlaws discrimination based on

    • Gender: this means man, woman or transgender
    • Civil status: includes single, married, separated, divorced, widowed people, civil partners and former civil partners
    • Family status: this refers to the parent of a person under 18 years or the resident primary carer or parent of a person with a disability
    • Sexual orientation: includes gay, lesbian, bisexual and heterosexual
    • Religion: means religious belief, background, outlook or none
    • Age: this does not apply to a person aged under 16
    • Disability: includes people with physical, intellectual, learning, cognitive or emotional disabilities and a range of medical conditions
    • Race: includes race, skin colour, nationality or ethnic origin
    • Membership of the Traveller community.




  • #18
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,790 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Was this not on Euro Trash back in the day?

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #19
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    OK I can certainly get why you think this is funny and treat my message this way, but just this once, try and broaden your perspective a bit - there are many people with diverse hobbies, and this is just one of them. I get it that no of you are into that, that's ok. I know people who are - only not here. I've actually just read a few articles from Naked Cleaners' Blog, which apparently is Irish, so following the trail I contacted them and was actually able to get some contacts. And from what I see there, this stuff is getting more and more popular 🙂



  • #20
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600506#Comment_118600506

    Your “hobby” is watching, in the nip, someone, also in the nip, clean your house.

    Wasn’t this a storyline in ‘Neighbours’ for a bit? Wasn’t naked but it was, certainly, risqué.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #21
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,878 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600506#Comment_118600506

    People here are not taking the piss out of naturists. They are asking why would you want to watch someone naked cleaning your house, you said it isn't sexual...but you made it clear you only want a woman...I wouldn't classify that as a "hobby" either....

    Post edited by gmisk on


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  • #22
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,641 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599947#Comment_118599947

    Do you still have their contact details? My stairs could do with a hoover*



    *Not a euphamism.



  • #23
    rameire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭rameire


    What is the price per hour?

    My current cleaner is 13 euro per hour but keeps her clothes on.

    Would you have the heating on full because they are naked or would you be leaving it off for a while?

    🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞



  • #24
    The Mighty Quinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭The Mighty Quinn


    What harm if all involved are consenting adults, and whatever rules and boundaries are in place are strictly adhered to, but lets not try kid yourself here, it most certainly is sexual if your preference is a naked female cleaner.



  • #25
    northknife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭northknife


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600005#Comment_118600005
    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600005#Comment_118600005

    Think they were called The Romeo Cleaners. Going around dusting in leather thongs

    😂😂



  • #26
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599947#Comment_118599947

    I'm surprised that the OP is apparently catching people off-guard.

    There have been articles and interviews about these kinds of services on-and-off (no pun) for years.

    I recall one guy saying that he just sits in his chair and reads a book while the cleaner does her thing. With a decent amount of side-eye no doubt - maybe that's the kink for some people, the voyeurism without it being a seedy thing associated with sex work.

    Anyway, seems like an odd question to ask on boards when it's pretty clear from Google that there are plenty of naked cleaners available in Ireland.



  • #27
    TheIrishGrover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    I...... uh......


    Welcome Back AH!!!!!!!



  • #28
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,304 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    They had them in NY in the 90's. I don't know of anyone who hired them, but basically escorts who'll do a light dusting with a feather boa. Not a girl who'll empty and clean your cupboards.



  • #29
    goldenmick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 665 ✭✭✭goldenmick


    I'm sure Mrs Doyle from Father Ted would come and do a little *moonlighting* for you, if the price is right.

    "Ah, gowan,gowan,gowan,gowan. I'll make you a nice cup of tea as well father - you don't mind me calling you father do you - while you ogle my saggy arse".



  • #30
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118601404#Comment_118601404

    It wasn't the case like this at all. I ordered the service last Friday and can't complain about the level of cleaning. There was window cleaning, dusting off, using all the cleaning fluids, paper towels, rags and squeegees while staying in the nude. Cleaning the bathroom, kitchen, vacuuming and mopping the whole living area in my house and doing laundry. Took her almost 4 hrs and the job was done really well. She also enjoyed being looked at, which made the whole experience even more pleasant. Will do again.



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  • #31
    El Gato De Negocios
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,350 ✭✭✭El Gato De Negocios


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600598#Comment_118600598
    Screenshot_20220221-110127_Chrome.jpg




  • #32
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,304 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118666928#Comment_118666928

    How much € .?



  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Personally, I'd actually pay my cleaner to make sure she kept her clothes on!

    I think what you're looking for is a fluffer, n'est pas?



  • #34
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118667571#Comment_118667571

    4 hrs x 75 EUR so 300 EUR in total. She was not a full time naked cleaner though, as she stated from the very beginning, not too bad based on the rates I've seen here: https://nakedcleaners.com/blog/handsome-pay-naked-cleaning/ My mate in London paid about 150 quid for 2 hrs, so I'm quite happy with the pricing.



  • #35
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,962 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I knew of a guy who was sharing a flat in London in the early 2000's and he was paying 1/2's for a cleaner with the other lad.

    All was going well except then he noticed after a certain time period that the place wasn't that clean really.

    Turns out that the other lad had starting boffing the Polish cleaner bird.

    So the one guy was effectively paying the other lad to ride the cleaner!



  • #36
    mary 2021
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭mary 2021


    Once upon a time that was called a girlfriend but the feminazis put a stop to that natural fun. Nowadays you have to pay for womanhood in your gaff sad but true !!



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  • #37
    circadian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,221 ✭✭✭circadian


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118668609#Comment_118668609

    Try harder.



  • #38
    mary 2021
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭mary 2021


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118668654#Comment_118668654

    try harder at what ?



  • #39
    Dante
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,592 ✭✭✭Dante


    I'll do it for you mate.



  • #40
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Here you go.

    Screenshot (256).png




  • #41
    BaywatchHQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 652 ✭✭✭BaywatchHQ


    I used to be obsessed with the thought of hiring an escort but I think I am beyond that stage now. Just too much anxiety in my system and general mental tiredness from life. I doubt I would even get an erection in that situation. I turn 30yo virgin this year. In incel circles this means I gain a wizard status.

    Inceldom is scientifically proven to cause health problems, sex and intimacy with a woman is a necessity for a healthy mind and life. Plus you are denied the chance to breed and you get no sympathy from society, it it the opposite, you are hated on. On the other hand if an attractive man had fertility problems and can't breed he is given all the sympathy in the world but ugly incel is laughed at.



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  • #42
    silliussoddius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,892 ✭✭✭silliussoddius


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118669639#Comment_118669639

    They spelled prostitution wrong.



  • #43
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118666928#Comment_118666928

    In fairness I've no issue with this at all TBH when I lived abroad it's been around for years but "she enjoyed being looked at"? How do you know that? If that's what she told you isn't that the equivalent of a hooker telling a bloke he has the biggest cock she's ever seen? She can't say stop looking.



  • #44
    Effects
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599493#Comment_118599493

    You're not a naturist.



  • #45
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058231938/naked-cleaners

    id check with insurance company , they might take issue if youre " cleaner " got careless with the hoover and ended up trying to make a personal injury claim



  • #46
    Pussyhands
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    Purposely spill some food or drink on the floor under the couch...



  • #47
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118674158#Comment_118674158

    Or on the couch under your crotch?



  • #48
    Pussyhands
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118666928#Comment_118666928

    You following her around the house looking like this?

    https://media.giphy.com/media/fJj0bgjqzAMUw/giphy.gif




  • #49
    Nick84
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15 ✭Nick84


    Had another naked cleaner appointment, I gotta say this is actually growing on me. This time I had the cleaner come and do the work while the Missus was having her home office day, so we were both at home. Had some laughs, was great overall. House is clean, we both smiling, what's not to like? ;)



  • #50
    Danno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Danno


    Well, that's enough Internet for one day.

    * Ctrl+D on the link *



  • #51
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I’m not sure what’s worse, ogling at some, random, naked person cleaning my house or ogling them with company while they clean.

    Do you follow them, room to room, as they clean or is it more about the titillation “factor” where you pretend to be reading the paper but you’re really stealing a few, cheeky, glances of the naked help?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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