What's the etiquette here??

Was off the beer for 4 days last week and was a bit bunged up.Come Friday I went back on the cans,Lidl's finest cheap dishwater in the blue cans.After about 4 cans I felt a movement and the load was on it's way.Now I knew by the feel of it that this was going to be a heavy deposit.Anyway,this was a breach birth ,really had to strain to force the fecker out,felt like millimetre by millimetre,as the tip was touching the water it still had'nt all left me hole.Finally with one last groan it fully dropped into the bowl.Clean up was easy enough,as it was a real dry sh1te.Flushed the jacks and after the water had settled,there it was starring back at me,the toliet paper all flushed away, it looked like a Pringles tub.So waited for the cistern to fill up full again,then took off the lid nd pressed down on the ballcock to allow the water level to fill to just below the overflow pipe.Flushed the handle and as you've guessed,after the water settled the Pringles tub was still there,could'nt see the start of it as it was well into the u-bend,but its tail was still poking out above the water line.An idea came to me,read it on this topic I think,about using hot water.Went down to the kitchen,boiled 2 full kettles of water into a bucket and topped up with hot water from the tap,the full 20 litres then poured down onto Mr. Pringle,who still didnt budge.Left him to steep while I went back to the telly and another can.Came back to the jacks about 20 minutes later to see a brown stew in the bowel,flushed the jacks and finally this time the monster was gone,not even a skidmark left.I did'nt bother ringing the lad's at Ringsend,those night shift lads never answer!!!

No no I wouldn’t do that, just put it back where it can be easily accessed.

Jaysus Steve…..

Has anyone any tips for twitter, I am not having any luck elsewhere so may aswell give it a go

Have to be careful with those ones, ADP. I’m often minded of when Alan Partridge got a visit from the Inland Revenue.

“An unexpected, but potent, gust”. They’re the ones to watch out for. All you can do is learn from the experience and grow as a person.

Had a packet of these bad boys last night washed down with some imported lager.

just deposited the smoothest turd in ages. Not a divot or a wrinkle in it. Looked like one of those old fashioned black puddings you used to see hanging in the butchers windows back in the 80s

feel like a new man after it

When do you heat it up again?

Filthy kernt

Thread has taken a turn for the worse. New posters would do well to acquit themselves with the purpose of this thread before posting such nonsense.

On another note. Twitter user yesterday complaining that her husband makes reference to the fact that the toilet would be out of bounds, every single time he leaves a deposit. You just can't win sometimes. I would have thought it was common courtesy in a relationship to inform your better half that the bog would be out of action for an hour or so, every time you cleared the pipes?