Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

TA'd at having to work for a living haha

Roll on summer holidays

Every tuesday is Fat Tuesday for me. I'm not exactly slim on the other days of the week either.

TA at being a Scotsman in Ireland.

I feel sorry for people who have to listen to me raise my voice (not angrily). It is always misconstrued as me being angry when it couldn't be further from the truth

It's been a very frustrating thing I've dealt with since moving to this country where friends always misunderstand where I'm coming from when I raise my voice and the response is always "stop getting so thick", and it ends up completely derailing the conversation or discussion into an unnecessary argument where I'm trying to defend myself by saying that I'm not angry and people will argue back and say "you are" and "why are you in a bad mood?"

It's even worse when I'm in a shop and the person behind the counter can't hear me very well so I have to raise my voice and it ends up drawing eyes.

I remember when I was talking to my missus in the kitchen one day, and her sister (in the living room) called her in a few minutes later and asked "why was he giving out to you?".

It's embarrassing.

To anyone who has met and heard me in real life, please, I'm not angry. It's just the way I talk!!!

Take my wallet, please don't hurt me.

Pretty sure the rat living under my shed has mutated into some giant Ratzilla thing straight out of season 3 of Stranger Things. Just went in there for something and EVERYTHING non-metal was shredded. Time to just take a match to the whole thing methinks.

Which would also solve the problem of next door's triffid taking over that whole corner of the garden, now that I think of it. Hmm... 🤔🤔🤔

This one ate 10 kilos of suet balls over Christmas. In fairness, that was on me cause I left the lid off the tub by accident, but I fcuking dread to think what size the thing is now. Even my dog won't go near the shed anymore.

Why? I don’t get it…

Tiktok… I was asked to sign up by my girlfriend… she has her work profile on there for her healthcare job… but what is it with the app ? I enjoy the functionality.. it’s clever, well designed, great functionality and user friendly so… design 10/10….very user friendly but…

it’s full of fućkin weirdo attention seekers, who wants to watch….?….

1) a stranger playing Xbox/PS5 in a darkly lit room

2) a girl putting on makeup/using cleanser

3) a person sleeping :O

4) a person making odd sounds with a furry microphone cover thing and their mouth wtf…bizarreness… I’m reading it’s called ASMR ?

5) two people watching tv, the camera is on them… and they talk about what’s happening in a movie or tv show…none of us can see..

when and why did attention seeking become such a thing with this generation of 16-25 year olds, it’s pure bizarre !

ok I’m probably old now, officially, ok middle aged…so I genuinely don’t for the life of me understand it but if anybody knows why one person wants to be one of these people… a tiktoker, I’d be grateful for any opinions, feedback and thoughts……

respectfully yours,

unimpressed…

Calm down, would you? There’s no need to be giving out.

Was in doing the theory test. I want to add trailer BE to my licence

I walked in, put the contents of my pockets into a locker and got photo and into the test.

Guy behind me has to do the same but was given the once over with a metal detector.

He was black. I'm no captain woke but that's pretty fcuking racist..I wouldn't mind but I was wearing baggy fleece, he was wearing a skin tight t shirt.

It's not trivial, but thunderous headaches that painkillers don't make a dent on. Yes , I know the whole whiplash culture was out of control and something had to be done, but f.ucking hell these headaches only started after my 'crash'. I was given a stronger pain killer, but it's been removed due to evidence it causes heart problems.

Promise rings, Push presents, Feck sake !

Annual car insurance rant, part two.

Rang my insurer after getting a quote elsewhere almost €100 cheaper, and might as well have been talking to a robot. First asked me all sorts of marketing questions - no, I don't want to receive emails about special bloody offers. Made one small change to the policy and went through all the legal stuff again. Was that really necessary before I took up the policy? Eventually came back with a quote €2 less than my renewal quote! Then spent ages telling me how their benefits were ever so slightly better than their competitor whose quote I took up. Twenty minutes plus on the phone to (not) save myself two fecking euro. Shouldn't have bothered giving them a chance to retain my business.