RTE Radio 1: The Ryan Tubridy Show

Yup. It is. Allegedly.

I’d say it was cluelessness rather than laziness in that case, I can’t imagine he’d have the first notion of how to change a flat.

I can assure you he was a Lexus Brand Ambassador for a number of years.

He may now have a relationship with BMW, or of course he may have paid for his car himself…..but I would suspect the latter is unlikely.

More than one of my colleagues own one and most of them prefer other cars tbh….

“So m’lady, with your expressed permission and written consent I’m going to vigorously bisect your lady triangle with my wibbly wobbly wonder throughout the bouncy bouncy boffing until the train arrives at the station and the horizontal refreshments are no longer available at the bar.

Or like a deadly Black Ops soldier I shall test the humidity before I invade your cave with my Special Unit, and we shall dance the four-legged foxtrot until the donut is freshly glazed with some hot piping DELICIOUS goo to complete the jingle jangle jiggery pokery.”

Right, so that’s what you took from that? Ok….I think you might need some jiggery pokery thineself.

Also, has you googled a little further you’d have noticed:

1. that “expressed” is historical and the language has evolved to “express”
2. ”expressed” is still accepted in the US

…and Tubs being such a delicious fan of both history and the US I thought it fitting to, if you’ll pardon my choice of words here - express - myself thus.

The adjective 'express' means 'explicit, not tacit or implied'. The adjective 'expressed', derived from the verb meaning 'to articulate an utterance' can mean either 'communicated in words' or 'precisely and clearly articulated or readily observable; leaving nothing to implication'.

I’d say you have a delicious wa_k yourself alright listening to Tubs.

Obviously I mean walk…..

Jesus this is barely one step above Loddie Ryan reading out her "showbiz goss" - at only 5 times the cost.

To paraphrase a Dollymount resident:

Yes, I am aware of this and have not forgotten.

Yes, I am aware of this and have not forgotten.

Yes, I am aware of this and have not forgotten.

Tubs having to slum it with a flat white from the canteen this morning - even though highly subsidized no doubt not paid for by the recipient.

So far we’ve had 2 “aren’t RTÉ amazing” stories and a LLS mention.

A “quite bonkers documentary” that was “intriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiguing” (extra emphasis).

Macca!!!!!! We’ll have a full house shortly.

Tubs shocked that Macca didn’t pick one of his own songs for Desert Island Discs. Maybe he’s not a complete self-centered entitled and deluded pr*ck Bryan? Has anyone ever picked one of their own songs on Desert Island Discs?

RTE Guide: what’s your favorite tv show of all time Bryan?

Bryan: anything I was involved with.

Over-emphasized ‘THAT’s are back again with gusto. Delicious.

It’s hilarious that he’s basically reading snippets from today’s papers, but in the current and “modrin” media world, these stories are 24 hours old and out of date. Yet of course RTÉ and Tubs haven’t realised this……

That’s my point. You’d want to be a complete bell-end to pick your own work…..but Tubs was shocked Macca didn’t pick any of his own songs. The lad is clueless.