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Mary, Mary, War's Quite Scary: The Late Late Show-Friday 11th March 2022

  • 11-03-2022 6:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Not ONE Mary, but TWO Marys, will grace us, not only with their presence, but also their ineffable and not at all hypocritical exhortations that WE ALL NEED TO DO MORE.

    This weeks topic du jour is of course Ukraine and the hellish goings on over there.

    If only we could get Miggeldy to refer to himself as Mary (after all, it was Gaybo's middle name), we could potentially look forward to the prospect of a triumvirate of Marys, a trio of our betters all talking at us and telling us off.



    "Former presidents of Ireland, Mary Robinson and Mary McAleese, will appear on this Friday night's Late Late Show to speak about the war in Ukraine."

    Meanwhile, RTE's own Tony Connelly gives us the latest from the front line, the front line being somewhere in Northern Poland. (To be fair to Tony, he IS one of the better ones).

    "RTÉ Europe Editor Tony Connelly will discuss the scenes he saw first-hand on the streets of Kyiv while broadcasting from a bunker where parents and children sought refuge."

    Book boner incoming, as the ever lovely Dolly Parton-can't say a bad word about her, Zooms in to plug a book, with James Patterson, who writes books. Hobbidy likes books, did you know that kids?

    She still has it, however good her surgeon is.

    "Beloved entertainer Dolly Parton and bestselling author James Patterson will join Ryan Tubridy from Nashville, Tennessee, to talk about their new novel Run Rose Run.

    They will also speak about why they're both extremely passionate about encouraging children to read from a young age."


    Music by someone called Aimee.

    Have at it...!



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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    The pointer strikes again!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    I had the misfortune to catch a little of that interview-they were practically, apologies in advance, on the verge of fellating each other.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,485 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    God almighty....that sure sounds like a terrible night of television.

    Gonna take the TV plugs out of the wall just to make sure.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Misery, war, horror, patronizing elders and betters. It's an Irish version of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

    Music by Aimee. Every Apocalypse needs a musical interlude.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,671 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Doesn't get any better, does it?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Life with more bite 😄👍



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I'm just beside myself with excitement at tonights line up , what precisely the Two Mary's can tell us about the Ukranian Crisis is beyond me. Mary Robinson might however enlighten the nation as to what she was thinking , re the Dubai Princess PR disaster 🤔 but of course Tubs would never go there.

    I like Tony connelly, reliable, consistent, knowledgeable, traits not to be found in most Senior RTE correspondents.

    Dolly Parton (Why 😳)

    Aimee (Who 🤔)

    I had expected to see the Irish Medical student who just escaped Ukraine to appear and Tub wet himself with excitement, but I'm sure shes exhausted and besides being in the presence of Tubs for more than a few minutes would have been hell in comparison to what's she's just been through.

    This should take no more than 30 minutes airtime, surely 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    As far as Riffin Ryan is concerned the war only effects people who 'look like us' so it wouldn't fit in with his view of the world. He wouldn't be able to sightly tilt his head forwards and look up at her from under his eyebrow to give the impression that he empathises with her as he doesn't really think that people who don't 'look like us' feel the effects of war in their cities the same as 'we' do.


    Incidently I think she is very brave and must have an amazing story to tell and I would love to hear it through a competent / normal person carrying out the interview.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭sonofenoch


    All hail Marys



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Your a mind reader , I was tempted to mention the infamous "They look like us" attitude but ,bit my lip (so to speak 😁)

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,552 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    I considered taking a sleeping tablet tonight

    But I reckon that if I get into bed when the 2 hail Mary's are on. ... I should be asleep in a few minutes



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭enricoh


    Marvelous a couple of multi millionaires with their numerous pensions telling us we need to do more! Maybe Mary will donate a few quid from sheikh Mohammeds cheque to the red cross!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,552 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Former Irish President Mary McAleese was paid a pension of €137,749.14 in 2015, the Irish Department of Finance has revealed.


    McAleese was the eighth President of Ireland, and was in office from 1997 until 2011.


    In addition, the President before McAleese, Mary Robinson, who served as president from 1990 to 1997, was paid a pension of €121,158.72 in 2015.


    Some gig!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Champagne socialists.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,826 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    There'll be no chicken kiev jokes tonight....

    Tubridy will have the crocodile tears going again...


    "Fascinating" is it Ryan??

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Never took to Mary Robinson, very aloof, off handish, lost a lot of respect and credibility after that Dubai Stunt.

    Mary McAleese was like an annoying Aunt, chummy with everyone , she's gone a bit odd since leaving office , on a very strange and at times bitter rampage against the Catholic Church in Ireland.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,734 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    I'm in for the Tony Connelly bit.


    Maybe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,239 ✭✭✭Pussyhands


    Genuinely can't listen to this tonight.

    Hasn't anyone told Toyboy the pandemic is over and the zoom interviews should go? Why would anyone want to be in the audience to watch a pre recorded zoom interview 🙄



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Will miss first 30 minutes, Rugby far more entertaining

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,707 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Mary Robinson will probably waffle on about the need for carbon taxes while we are struggling to finance the fill of a tank of fuel in our cars.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,283 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Evening all 😊


    So Mary Mary are on? Haven't heard from them since their chart hit... 😎





  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    One assumed, one would be distracted by Rugby 🏉

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,283 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Mary and Mary, meet Numpty.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,181 ✭✭✭✭martingriff




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Does she and ex presidents still have state cars 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,283 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    I’m waiting for the puppies and kittens 🐈‍⬛ 🐶



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,181 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    As they say wear another jumper if cold.








    Yes I kid



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    A now, we all have lives but the Thread always a good giggle, I only half watch the late late to be honest 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,829 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Two great Women.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,181 ✭✭✭✭martingriff


    Was not talking about the thread will be on it now and again myself. Rather listen to love me for a reason by boyzone on repeat then listen to the Mary's. (Something I had to do once when I was bedbound once in Beaumont and they visited and left a video of the song on repeat and it was played repeatable)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,283 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Merde 😐️



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    🤣🤣 I know , I was just saying, so to speak

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Bit forlorn to expect China to step up to the plate.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Turbidy trying to be serious, is Hillarious

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,707 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I'm disappointed by the lack of javelin coverage from the war, I've seen one poor quality video.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    If the Russians are watching, they couldn't give a Shyte

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭_NAGDEFY


    Just tuned over from the rugby. Very disappointing for Wales and Ireland. Hopefully I've missed most of McAleese. Wrote 3 times to the Russian ambassador ffs



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,707 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    They should have let the Russian Embassy upgrades go ahead and made sure the best quality Mica blocks were used for it 😂



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Mary McAleese really has become quite angry about life in general 😳

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,033 ✭✭✭Gusser09


    McAleese is a bit of a spoofer. Chip on her shoulder.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭_NAGDEFY


    Yes. All started with the church not recognising 'her' son's sexuality. She didn't give a feck about gay rights before that.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,033 ✭✭✭Gusser09


    RTE are pricks.

    Why is it always a **** misery on Friday night



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    They missed a Trick here

    Mary Robinson in Blue

    Mary McAleese in Yellow

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,707 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Next week in Russia you will be able to swap a pair of 501's for a new Lada.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭sully123


    If these two were running against each other for president today who do you think would win?

    Mary probably..... Mac



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