Can’t stop thinking about Priti Patel..

KieferFan69 · 18-03-2022 5:35pm #1

This has been going on for ages, possibly a year. I have a girlfriend but keep having intrusive thoughts about Patel. I want to bang her really bad. I’m a man in my thirties. I keep thinking what it would be like to wake up beside her. I also fantasise about cooking for her and doing household chores etc.

I would earn a small income as an artist while she does her busy high-powered day job. She would come in in the evenings tired, but after some wonderful food and a candle lit massage she would be ready for intercourse.

CalamariFritti · 18-03-2022 5:36pm

:) Priti Patel crush.

She's not bad looking but comes across fairly hard nosed.

adox · 18-03-2022 5:38pm

So what you’re saying is you find her Priti?

KieferFan69 · 18-03-2022 5:40pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802685#Comment_118802685

Yes I know. But I love the idea of this tough, high-powered woman kicking off her heels and eating some of my home cooked grub in the evenings.

CalamariFritti · 18-03-2022 5:43pm

She's married with a kid tho. So there's that.

As fantasies go not a bad one I guess. There's something about a smart woman in sharpish business attire. Especially when nice to look at too.

18-03-2022 6:03pm

I must get my eyesight tested....

Zebra3 · 18-03-2022 6:08pm

Fantasies about someone who wanted to threaten to starve the Irish?

OP, are you in the DUP?

Kermit.de.frog · 18-03-2022 6:28pm

Priti Patel is the type of person who would unplug your life support machine to charge her phone.

KieferFan69 · 18-03-2022 6:36pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802724#Comment_118802724

Was just looking at the hub. Not a good looking man. I feel I would be a huge upgrade for her although the hub probably has a savage piece of tackle. He looks like a pork sausage.

CalamariFritti · 18-03-2022 9:33pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802949#Comment_118802949

And there's that.

But if you're into the whole submission fantasy stuff that may actually be a turn on.

fryup · 18-03-2022 10:29pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802949#Comment_118802949

did you think of that off the bat? kudos if you did😐️

KieferFan69 · 18-03-2022 10:31pm

I tell you something, I’d plug her life-support machine something savage

KaneToad · 18-03-2022 10:35pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802847#Comment_118802847

She seems like a horrible individual. But she is good looking.

Tork · 18-03-2022 10:37pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118803989#Comment_118803989

No, that saying about her charging her phone has been going around for a while. Good though!

Ash.J.Williams · 18-03-2022 10:40pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802871#Comment_118802871

That is kind of hot

StupidLikeAFox · 18-03-2022 10:44pm

A night with Priti Patel would put hairs on your chest

AyeGer · 19-03-2022 12:10am

Thats hilarious, i sort of understand but i wouldn't see her as all that attractive. Funny enough i'd find Nadine Dorries more attractive.

Btw Patel holds mouth in a really strange way, like she's off her head on Ecstasy.

Hangdogroad · 19-03-2022 7:08am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804326#Comment_118804326

Its that weird, semi -permanent smirk that I cant stand.

That and the fact that she's a thundering cnunt.

Mr.Crinklewood · 19-03-2022 7:30am

@KieferFan69 Would your current girlfriend wear this?

https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1055427492/priti-patel-politician-celebrity-card?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_ie_en_ie_-accessories-costume_accessories&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjw_tWRBhAwEiwALxFPoZK6CUTmcLDEO1sM6mBmqfGAQ5LcJ_xUGnuujbITexevxyN-pzrn-BoCPiYQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_13703307986_123455823319_530490400291_pla-314262773467_m__1055427492enie_517520666&utm_custom2=13703307986&gclid=CjwKCAjw_tWRBhAwEiwALxFPoZK6CUTmcLDEO1sM6mBmqfGAQ5LcJ_xUGnuujbITexevxyN-pzrn-BoCPiYQAvD_BwE

.https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B099RT7JCC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_imm_dl_4M31EKP1ARGA80EWJZ4Y?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

fryup · 19-03-2022 9:07am

she's let herself go these recent years, wide as a bus

not so.......Priti

KieferFan69 · 19-03-2022 4:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804568#Comment_118804568

I would love if my girlfriend wore that. I would wear one too.

Donald Trump · 19-03-2022 4:27pm

Jesus. Just when you thought that humanity couldn't sink any lower what with the Russians committing atrocities in Ukraine, then we are dragged to a new low

Donald Trump · 19-03-2022 4:29pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802987#Comment_118802987

You were looking at the hub? Might be better off looking at the pornhub

19-03-2022 4:41pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118804026#Comment_118804026

Well, each to his/her own, and thankfully we don't all fancy the same type, otherwise it would be very tricky. I'm more 6 foot Nordic blonde, myself. Also, attractiveness for me isn't just about good looks.....

Not my idea of good looking, but there you go

briany · 19-03-2022 4:43pm

She's alright as British parliamentary sex fantasies go, I suppose, but she's no Penny Mordaunt, sitting MP for Portsmouth North.

goldenmick · 19-03-2022 4:45pm

You're taking sadism to a new low. Good looks don't matter if you've got an arse the size of a parking bay.

You've given me nightmares for the foreseeable future now. I hope you're very proud of yourself. 😥

19-03-2022 4:45pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806305#Comment_118806305

How tall is she? Asking for a friend 😁

Larbre34 · 19-03-2022 4:51pm

Socialism is the one true faith my friends. I'd give Angela Rayner the starry plough any day

Mr.Crinklewood · 19-03-2022 5:03pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806262#Comment_118806262

You could use this for added excitement

https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/27470-priti-patel-soundboard

touts · 19-03-2022 5:04pm

There is a real whiff of Putin about Priti. But not in a "likes to ride topless" sense. More of a "we'll all have to learn how to use Javelin missiles and elect Tommy Tiernan as president" sort of way.

Xander10 · 19-03-2022 5:19pm

no, still not getting it.

Donald Trump · 19-03-2022 5:24pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806459#Comment_118806459

That's what she said to you alright even after all your efforts

Donald Trump · 19-03-2022 5:27pm

None of your fat politicians can hold a candle to future President Ivanka.

Only Bunga Bunga Berlousconi was able to have any politicians remotely attractive.

KieferFan69 · 19-03-2022 7:19pm

She looks very fine in that shot. Imagine smooching that neck when she comes in home from a late night session in parliament. Warm up a bit of grub for her in the microwave. Get her comfy on the chaise-lounge with a lap tray and cold mineral water, ant and dec flickering away on the tv.

KieferFan69 · 19-03-2022 7:20pm

Desperate to do a deep dive on that.

Christine Neville · 19-03-2022 7:48pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118802706#Comment_118802706

I heard she was bullying people? I can't remember what the outcome was?

Would you consider all this a fetish by the way?

BrianD3 · 19-03-2022 8:21pm

I prefer Nadine Dorries - hard to believe she is in her mid 60s.

Patel has a very good looking face but a bad figure and her clothes often look sloppy.

gmisk · 19-03-2022 8:23pm

A nasty piece of work....but hey to each their own!

KieferFan69 · 19-03-2022 9:04pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118807092#Comment_118807092

It’s not a fetish?? I want to be with her.

Mr.Crinklewood · 19-03-2022 9:14pm

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118806997#Comment_118806997

I'm the reincarnation of Cilla Black..... soi grant you three questions to woo " Our Priti"

Q1:- When Priti arrives home from a hard day's slog at Parliament, what would you cook her?

Q2:- Priti asks for a nice bubble bath, but you have none in. What four items from the kitchen cupboards would you make a some home made bubble bath from?

Q3:- Compose a Limerick about Priti.