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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Get off the stage Mary



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 82,538 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M






  • He will be broadcasting from here



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,538 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I suppose in theory if any Irish company is doing dealings with the Russian Embassy it's breaking sanctions to a degree. Let the bollix rondevous with some Russian sub off Howth to resupply him with a few cans of diesel for his boiler. The electric, water and internet providers should refuse to do business with them too.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Touché. Whilst I'm personally not against the concept of a universal basic income , this stinks of favoritism to placate Luvvies. It also, yet again is creating a 2 tier welfare system. Why for example is someone who can play a guitar getting €325 pw and no requirement to be actively looking for a Job and say an engineer, made redundant and must be looking for a job getting €208 pw .it's absolutely bonkers and added to this craziness, Luvvies can continue to earn on top of the €325 pw 😳

    I say give them €208 like every other Jobseeker and maybe waive the looking for a jib requirement.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Well if you consider B-B-B-Bertie is still treated like Royalty by RTE and Newstalk in particular you can see WHOY.......



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    What's this Death of a Pandemic Pet 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Pets of the pandemic. "Buddy". Going to be cremated 🔥



  • Registered Users Posts: 82,538 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Exactly there should be a 'sitting on your hole dole' which is the base rate, this is for people who don't work, don't want to work and never have worked.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I was thinking about Bertie the buffoon also 😏

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    is pets of pandemic list still going? Buddy to be added.





  • She took the corpse home to show to the other dogs. I suppose that’s not a bad idea, to get it across he hadn’t just left.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Ashes are Ashes Katie, not easy to form them into a shape, so to speak

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 82,538 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    I recall a friends dog doyed, they were given 2 options on the cremation, 1 was to go with only their dog being cremated, the other option was a sort of pick n mix bulk cremation of multple deceased dogs. The pick n mix version was much cheaper. The whole thing seemed like a con job to me.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭littlevillage




  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    O Dear God, wtf is this shyte about, the world upside down and this 😳

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Pets of the pandemic:

    Murphy

    Brando

    Buttsy

    Topsy (A rabbit)

    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc

    Bailey

    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

    Snuggie - dognapped

    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

    Johnny O - A boat

    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

    Ruby - sits in the foire engine

    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

    Dukey Dog?

    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

    Benji Senior (Josh)

    Taz - The CPR chiwawa

    Holly - cat

    Oisin- an madra marabh

    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

    An unnamed rat the size of a small car

    Princess - dog (what's his name)

    Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

    Annabel- 35 year old donkey

    Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

    Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

    Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

    Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

    German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

    Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

    Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

    De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

    Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

    Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

    Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

    Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

    Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

    False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

    Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

    Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

    Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

    Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

    6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

    Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

    Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

    Lynx- mystery dog

    Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

    Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

    Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

    Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

    A spooky horse

    A tallish kind of running dog

    June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

    Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

    Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

    Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

    Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

    Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

    Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

    Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

    Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

    A menagerie of turty animals:

    Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

    Lilly- Sister Ferret

    Crazy Colly - 5 months old

    Free roaming bunnies X 2

    Terrapins - Free slow roaming

    African Pygmy Hedgehog

    10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

    Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

    Several Mice

    Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

    Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

    Guinea pigs

    Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

    Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window

    Dessie "The Border Fox" O'Hare

    Dominic "Mad Dog" McGlinchey

    Anonomous - Black Collie 9 months pursued by a sleigh (chair)

    Sandy - 21 year old piano playing singing waving gunshot victim

    Persia - cat and recognised blood doner. Gone to cat heaven age 16, sister made it to 20.

    92 blood donating hounds.

    Casey - a little princess Collie a spritely 12 but replaced with a little slob.

    Molly - rescue dog - ate some rat poison recieved blood transfusion from

    Cello - mad as a brush hyper. Both dead now.

    Lucy -Cocker spaniel full of beans (sunday) listeless (monday) dead now. Recieved blood transform from

    Maggie - golden retriever.

    Little Pug 10kg (overweight) cover his ears so you don't upset him.

    Honky - the talking pig.

    Judy & Jodie - house ponies held hostage by Waterford Co council

    Vladimir Putin - Rabid dog to be put down by an OAP hit squad.

    Little Buddy - deceased, ashes to ashes, or so it would seem...

    Buster - unknown ashes



  • Registered Users Posts: 20,544 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I imagine all the doggies are put into the same oven together , and divided up afterwards ...





  • As my late mother used to say “you get mixed up with other people’s ashes, the urn you get is a representative of your loved one, but a mixture of whoever else died around same time”.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 39,516 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Buster was glad to be free

    Blowing in the wind through the trees

    But Buddy was lost, he got handed to a postie

    Down in auld Tralee

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,427 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    I think the idea of not supplying the Russian Embassy with esentials is small- minded and churlish. It goes against the tenets of why embassies are there in the first place. It as most important to keeps comms open and in good standing for dialogue problem solving etc,.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    So if its been explained to you whoy are you calling da live line, please go and F**K off

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This is peak liveline. Great topic.



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    What colour were the Ashes Cawlur

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    SERIOUSLY...


    i love animals but wtf. Who cares. What does she want. Compo???



  • Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    This is actually an absolute C**T on the line

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.






  • She’s wants de doggy undertaker’s ashes now.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,766 ✭✭✭lertsnim


    Is there anything else even remotely interesting that they can talk about.



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