What's the etiquette here??

Sounds pretty much perfect, dude. Shanks, high flush tank, pull chain, a "winner all white". Hope you had a tremendous day, and get the ride later on this evening. You deserve it.

I've started making that porridge bread stuff recently. Gorgeous stuff, and you could set your watch to me marching into the privy to drop a hawser into Shanks Bay. I mentioned being extremely "bound up" after knocking the smokes on the head recently. Regular readers will be happy to know I've gotten over that dark period, and a diet high in fibre, salad, plums, pears, and pineapples has left me with a tremendous sense of "hoop happiness".

His diet of strong Eastern European lager, Aldi sausage rolls, Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie, and microwaveable cheeseburgers must have his badge in a red and raw state. Explains his extreme irritability.

Got some good news on Friday, so decided to head down West for the weekend to celebrate. Ended up in Linnane's Lobster Bar last night, and had a dozen oysters to start, followed by a platter of smoked salmon, crab claws, prawns, mussels, clams, and smoked mackerel. This was accompanied by approx half a loaf of brown bread and 10 pints of lovely smooth stout.

Woke up this morning at around 10am with some serious distress signals coming from the missile silo. Fired on the radio to mask the impending sounds that were to emerge from the lower half of my digestive system, then marched into the en-suite and unloaded an enormous load of very maritime smelling scour into the rather poorly designed pan (some Italian fiasco). Knew I wasn't finished, so solved the daily Wordle while waiting for the "stragglers" to catch up. This was a rather more civilised affair, and there was minimum paperwork required to "get past customs".

Couple of slightly sour farts in the car on the way back - blaming the smoked mackerel. In fairness I was given plenty of advance notice they were coming, and had the window down each time. Domestic harmony was therefore not damaged.