Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

I cant see the EU letting them in just yet, if they did, would that not mean the EU members will have to foot the bill to rebuild Ukraine?

"...hey!...don't forget me, i'm a Supreme Leader after all..."

100% agreed 👍

My point exactly, earlier, if membership granted the EU will be bankrupted by ending up paying for the destruction.

Wait till this is over, EU will run a Mile from this mess .

Very easy to be a socialist when your earning almost 100 k as a TD. And almost as much in unvouched expenses!

Pets of the pandemic:

Murphy

Brando

Buttsy

Topsy (A rabbit)

Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)

Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS!  Divoc

Bailey

BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)

Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)

Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)

Snuggie - dognapped

Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged

Charlie - HARLEY?!?!

Johnny O - A boat

Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot

Ruby - sits in the foire engine

Jojo and Fergus - both girls?

Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.

Lunatic Soup aka Kelp

Dukey Dog?

Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.

Benji Senior (Josh)

Taz - The CPR chiwawa

Holly - cat

Oisin- an madra marabh

An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people

An unnamed rat the size of a small car

Princess - dog (what's his name)

Prince - of peace. A small little lovely dog we hope has many years ahead. But is 15 years old and not heading for Lour-des.

Annabel- 35 year old donkey

Daisy - a little yaris with a little face that you wrap your arms around (Joe's words)

Unnamed Kitten - on the loose in Eyre square chased down by a trained solider

Unnamed Big German Shepard - AWOL

Rocky/Spud - Confident sun glasses wearing golf player

German shepherds, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Cats, unnamed, x 2, both deceased - smoke inhalation

Fluffly - spoiled 16 year old cat, great company as is her owner

Glen Taisie- barked in a feminine fashion at the owners daughter

De dogs of St Anne's Park struck down with the Vomiting bug

Sam -16 year old jack Russell had his 2 cruciates done did 6 months hard time in a cage

Lexie - company for Sam after another dog was put asleep and Sam wouldn't eat

Dog died of cancer and 3 legged talking cat

Puss Puss - Kitten found on a stone in a stream in Galway trained to scratch the carpets. Quietly dispatched after a brief discussion. Didn't wander off into the woods to die as Joe opined is 'how cats die'.

Dílis - a great dog by all accounts. Caller: 'Dílis'. Joe: 'Treelish'. Caller: 'No - Dílis, Dílis!' Joe: 'Ah yes Treelish'.

False Widow Spider - or else a hot water bottle, essentially the same thing

Timberlake the Cockatoo - Timby to his friends. Not named after Justin Timberlake but after a place in Canada that Twink knows.

Holly & Bobby - age 9 & 4. Two Yorkshire terriors barking and runnin around de place wid egg site ment. Nearly smashed a window with their mighty paws.

Bella & Alfie - less favoured than Holly & Bobby

Brandy - gun dog got a few rubs post mortum

6 cardigan corgi pups - 3 dogs 3 bitches - quick little poo and then in for night is their routine

Stella - mother who dodges her pups from 6 weeks

Morgan- father drinking in the marble bar in kilkenny

Lynx- mystery dog

Pet name of the pandemic - sweetheart - a cattle lorry driver who 50 years ago tried to escape a woman and shes still haunting him

Bella and Poppy - June Rodgers dogs rescued from the dump whose lives actually got wurser after being rescused

Susan - It's a little car, a little Susan, but it doesn't answer to that name.

Petronella - previous car (highest pitch giggle ever broadcast)

A spooky horse

A tallish kind of running dog

June - Born in March and fell off a cliff

Tom the cagey cat- The biggest Cat in the world - 'cot' in a wheelie bin, tried to hi-jack a van and then absconded 

Mia, Coco (deceased), Cotton socks, Peaches and Calli - Each with their own bedroom and may or may not be related to each other

Psyco Cat aka Peep - more like a snake than a cat. 3 days up the chimney, previously rehomed and it didn't work out

Snugglepuss/Snufflepuss - went for the callers partner at one point

Honey- Bray recycling center cat rehabilitated after 3 months & shows off her underside

Quinto - 'printo?' & 'QUINTO AS IN FOIVE?!' Guide dog.

Rory - The retiree guide dog. TYFYS.

Iris & Issac - penthouse cats who won't pay any rent

A menagerie of turty animals:

Daisy - Missing Finglas ferret Wanted Dead or Alive, a carnivore who escaped but hasn't killed...YET

Lilly- Sister Ferret

Crazy Colly - 5 months old

Free roaming bunnies X 2

Terrapins - Free slow roaming

African Pygmy Hedgehog

10 Rats - "Are dey white ones?!"

Sky - Skoy the bedroom rat possible COVID death

Several Mice

Sonny - Green Cheek Parrot

Joy - Monk Parakeet/Quaker parrot

Guinea pigs

Temperamental Bunnies x 2 -Fluff flying

Eve - Cat, prone to popping in the bathroom window

Dessie "The Border Fox" O'Hare

Dominic "Mad Dog" McGlinchey

Anonomous - Black Collie 9 months pursued by a sleigh (chair)

Sandy - 21 year old piano playing singing waving gunshot victim

Persia - cat and recognised blood doner. Gone to cat heaven age 16, sister made it to 20.

92 blood donating hounds.

Casey - a little princess Collie a spritely 12 but replaced with a little slob.

Molly - rescue dog -  ate some rat poison recieved blood transfusion from

Cello - mad as a brush hyper. Both dead now.

Lucy -Cocker spaniel full of beans (sunday) listeless (monday) dead now. Recieved blood transform from

Maggie - golden retriever.

Little Pug 10kg (overweight) cover his ears so you don't upset him.

Honky - the talking pig.

Judy & Jodie -  house ponies held hostage by Waterford Co council

Vladimir Putin - Rabid dog to be put down by an OAP hit squad.

Little Buddy - little shih tzu deceased, ashes to ashes, or so it would seem...

Buster - unknown ashes. A bigger hound.

Star - Companion of buster, sits on the chair the same way he did.

Sammy - 13 year old chocolate Labrador. Cancer. Left under the TV now.

Ollie - lovely lad

Allie -  ??/??/???? - 01/07/2011

Dusty - diabetic died 2 years ago aged 18. Insulin x2 per day into the back of the neck. 5:45am and 5:45pm blood tests.

Cat - 20 years outdoor cat unnamed to protect her privacy. Ulcer on her eye age 6 months. Name revealed as "Bad Eye".

Podge - born with one nostril and one eye. Died age 10 of cancer.

Unnamed Dog - died age 17 years.

Charlie - cat

Molly - cat

Wally - cat

Mindy - cat

Mork - cat

Pepper - Corgi mix died 3 days ago.

Holly - Bichon Frise 16 years.

Dearg - Horse who was cremated and loved Bach.

I actually think that was really good episode yesterday. Some nice stories from people about their pets, a few funny moments, a classic liveline topic of mislabelled animal ashes in and urn and a host who acted like a normal person when bereavements came up.

Yea but at least we are getting a pat on the head, and the government are patting each other on the back.

What would we have done if they didn't look like us 🙄

Same principal as the publican who looks after the guy who drinks 3/4 pints every night.preferred every time over the guy who slobbers and throws around a wad of cash one night. Dem hotel owning political families are no daws.

TYFYS.

I actually think that was really good episode yesterday. Some nice stories from people about their pets, a few funny moments, a classic liveline topic of mislabelled animal ashes in and urn and a host who acted like a normal person when bereavements came up.

I am the same. I have no interest in listening to arm chair experts on Russia. Enough shite about it on the news already.

The money Tree one thing but with endless crisis already to deal with, we're this will all end up is just beyond me. 🙄

I knew that other E.U. countries begrudged us our new found gains always whinging about our corporate tax etc., Telling Mehole etc how great we are ( all the while laughing up their sleeves at us ) while we flounder under the weight of an unfair proportion of refugees.

That means no Wurdled Darts Grand Prix there in October I assume, there will be a lot of pissed off athletes and fans so to speak with that loss. I'd say it won't be staged at all in Ireland as a result.

Ireland is diffident on the world stage. It is well known that they hid between hind the UK in Brussels before bexit. Eg Ireland kept its low tax rate because UK would not budge on giving away unanimity on tax.