Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

This c*nt of a website on a phone.

It keeps jumping back to the top of the page.

My neighbour…

decides he’s getting the train to Galway to hang out with the parents for a few days … knocks on my door asking if I’d mind every day getting into his car and starting and running it for 5 minutes…as last couple of times when he got back the car was dead which was true as he had to borrow jump leads…it’s a ‘08 focus.

he’s got a family who drives living 10 minutes away or close enough, so can they not do it ?

i cannot be arsed. The fella wouldn’t do you a bad turn but he would be massively slow up off his big fat arse to give you a dig out… when his other neighbour was being broken into he didn’t call the Gardai , “ I heard something break alright but sure “… on the residence association whats app but asks constantly .. “ did anyone see, is anyone doing ? Did anyone fix ? Is anyone calling ? “ maybe, you’d like to, DO ?

I was in Flying Tiger last weekend and bought myself some Salty Liquorice Stars. I like liquorice, I like salty things. They sounded perfect. I can safely say they are one of the worst thing I have ever put in my mouth. Given my history that is saying a LOT. Those danes are weird.

My aunt has covid, fully vaccinated but working in a homeless facility at 79 years of age ? Hmmmm

symptoms are mild, just a cold so she’s isolating….but it’s of no big surprise to anyone who knows her, only surprise is it took that long.

my dad ‘big brother’ is worried and wants to bring her some shopping and a few sweets and biscuits but the kibosh has been put on that, as he’d probably be roped into some DIY or doing some selfless altruistic effort indoors as usually occurs up there. 😖

Well that was nice while it lasted 😞

TA at my sister-in-law causing unnecessary drama amongst the family over my upcoming wedding. Trust me this is more trivial than it sounds because it's blown out of proportion.

Her alcoholic boyfriend (who nobody likes and is widely disliked in the area he's from) is trying to get invited to my stag, and both him, and her, as well as the mother in law, are constantly harassing my fiancée about it, giving out to her, as if it's all down to her decision. I've already asked to step in and say something but she wants me to keep out of it for now.

I don't know him, I don't like him, and I've never interacted with him in any way. I've already said to my missus that if anyone asks, tell them to ask me, which she has done numerous times, and nobody will ask me - they're dancing around asking me, because they know I'll say no.. It's as if it's not my decision at the end of the day when........... it kind of is....

She just sent me a screenshot of the text between her and her mother. Mother is trying to draw the guilt card onto it now.

Mother: I just thought you'd have the power of persuasion (To make me change my mind)

Wife: This has nothing to do with me, you may talk to him about it. Leave me out of it now.

Mother: It's your family, that's all. Don't worry about it (Passive-aggressive sarcasm)

Wife: [Alcoholic boyfriend of sister] is NOT my family.

Mother: Your sister is. She'll be thick about it obviously.

Wife: She's not going to the stag, sure. Look, like I said. Talk to my husband about it if you have a problem.

Mother: Ah now, I was thick with my family when they left your father out of things. I'm not trying to stress you, but it's obviously causing a bit of bad feeling

Strangely, it doesn't just happen once, but repeatedly does i ever time you scroll back up.

I finally caught "The Vid" after managing to avoid it for over two years. The good thing about it is that I'm catching up with plenty of gaming and episodes of Rick and Morty. The disadvantage is that I'm totally out of beer and I can't visit the off license as myself and the OH are isolating 😥

Also I was supposed to go to Limerick this morning to spend the long weekend with the parents but for obvious reasons I had to knock that on the head.

Woke up with the intention of having a relaxing weekend only to find my Dad is in a panic about his sister, she’s only barley symptomatic with covid but he’s again after being talked out of it…adamant he’s going to drop her down some shopping… “ we’ll only be talking in the garden for 10 minutes “

him with medical condition that makes him vulnerable despite vaccination and my mother with the same…. The auld cûnt of an aunt never even went to visit him when he was in hospital after a serious operation “ I just don’t like hospitals” yet she’s in there every few months with my uncle who has to have regular treatment for a non life threatening condition.

people… ughhh

We’ll I won’t be saying anything, I tired of trying to manage him.

if he gets covid it’s his own lookout, if he gives it to my mother, let’s say that changes everything…he’d better be the one looking out.

You need to have a conversation with your wife.

My TA: have woken up between 5 and 6am every day this week and not been able to get back to sleep. I'm shattered. But as sure as eggs is eggs, I won't be able to drag myself out of the bed on Tuesday, when I'm starting my new job 🙄