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    #52202
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119019295#Comment_119019295

    The one on the M4 was sho/// whoyte.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #52203
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,573 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    good advise from Joe, get out of the car if it goes on fire. Do not sit and try out last the fire



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    #52204
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Opel Insignia and Opel Zafira are top of the charts so to speak.



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    #52205
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,767 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Caller: "You told me not to m,ention the car"

    Joe: "Well I didn't tell you that "


    He then muttered something about that being their legal advice , so they did flippin' advise him not to say it !



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    #52206
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users Posts: 8,192 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119019295#Comment_119019295

    Black, when the fire was put out



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    #52207
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119019300#Comment_119019300

    He's really on the ball, there.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #52208
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119019306#Comment_119019306

    Maybe it was a Hotpoint.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #52209
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,767 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    "Why didn't you let the dogs burn?", says Joe



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    #52210
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I recall telling a Lock Hard in Dublin when refusing to pay for free parking , there's a German shepherd in the back if he touched me car.

    He enquired can the Dog put out fires.

    I coughed up a Fiver 😉

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #52211
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    What groceries did you get, caller?



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    #52212
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,942 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Was this the car on fire on the M4 this morning?


    Legal advice because the crash is being investigated maybe?



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    #52213
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Did he have any Mona Lisa's?



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    #52214
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,573 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'what were the binoculars for caller ?'



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    #52215
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,579 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Ye man is mad to name the car 😁



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    #52216
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    The over royde button would be the carjackers wet dream.



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    #52217
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I wasn’t able to get a picture of it so to speak as de carriage doors closed and the train took off and dat but I just saw a poster urging de peeples dat do use de Tube and dat (I do be in London at de moment) to be vigilant and report suspicious activity and dat. De poster is a drawing and shows a woman sitting on de tube looking out onto de platform and seeing a ne’er do well so to speak who of course is a white man. Don’t forget now only de white men do de bad tings. De policeman who is coming to interrogate de ne’er do well is wearing a turban.


    You couldn’t make this stuff up. I’d love to see the reaction if de roles were reversed so to speak……de tube would be cancelled by 3pm.


    if I see it again on my adventures I’ll be sure to take a photo and send it into Joe.



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    #52218
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Fire extinguisher isn't worth a fook once the engine is up.



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    #52219
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Plug, cheeky bleeder.



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    #52220
    Greasy Tool
    Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    I rember the Volvo 740's were prone to spontaneous combustion . Saw two in flames myself .



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    #52221
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,767 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    The real reason for the call!


    The Foxes Covert was a great spot for stopping on the way to Sligo over the years. It had absolutely gone to the dogs before it closed, so we'd typically keep going and stop in Rathowen



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    #52222
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,137 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    My car went on fire, sob sob, almost died and rescued the dogs, uninsured content Joe…

    Ah but can I give my new start up business a blatant free blag?



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    #52223
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,573 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    why are you following people home late at night ?



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    #52224
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Ye posh effer.



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    #52225
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,573 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    was it white dog poo, like the good old days ?



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    #52226
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    .A car bomb - that we never heard of.

    Really?

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #52227
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 82,616 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Did this really happen or was it the froyday night fillums he was watching?



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    #52228
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Wtf, sounds like Beruit 😳

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #52229
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 13,137 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119019367#Comment_119019367

    Reported to Admin for racial profiling of the poo.



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    #52230
    Dempo1
    Registered Users Posts: 26,978 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Car bomb in Dublin City 😳 that was kept very quiet

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #52231
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,535 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I think he's getting flashbacks to up north.

    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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