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Friday 3rd June

Some good work done for tomorrow no 3 - have read your thoughts with interest :D

i'm a gonna side with t'layers in a race on t'morrow

4.30 Epsom EMILY UPJOHN 11/8 win

Unbeaten in her first three races and won her last two very well over 10fs at Sandown and York. Those were on good going. I expect she'll be just as good if there's soft in the going description (good - good to soft in places as of now) or perhaps better even, and the step up in trip to 1.5m should see her in even better light.

Might chance a cheeky (not sure what a 'cheeky' bet is, or indeed lay, but I hear a lot of folks on t'gogglebox, like Wrighty and his mates, going on about cheeky x,y,z type bets when it comes to punting 😆) plce-lay @ evs on Nashwa as well ere.

Aidan O'Brien's TUESDAY 9/1 is of interest also, being by Galileo, and I'll go each way on her. Not so sure about his Concert Hall 9/1 and whether she'll stay. The 2nd fav Nashwa 7/2 might want better ground so will leave her off here. She's a stablemate of the jolly and was ruled out of the first race (non runner) she was down to go in on account of the going.

I don't think another of Aidan's four, Thoughts Of June 12/1, is up to this level

Luuks as tho low numbers are generally preferred here

Will also do Joey O'Brien's TRANQUIL LADY 12/1 each way as, if the going gets soft, she would have a live chance I feel. No opinions on the rest as am clueless - I'm only concentrating on those at the top of t'market and pretending I knows what I'm on about 😁

ta and thank you please

shout out to me fellow degens - $ "we'll meet on the dark end of the street" $ 😊

leff

I was havin a break @j@utiseeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😀 gt ur shít together female and help us keep thread going ! me likes days off so you will have to tek up slack betimes :D

Saturday 4th June

6.15 Lingfield

Alba Des Tormes - trained by the crook Butler,, having his third run for new trainer,, first time blinkers,, hard to fancy

AMALFI SALSA - just the thirteen runs in total,, like a few of these, she's yet to win,, very consistent over a mile on the AW this year,, good chance here in Classified Stakes race.

FOUR FEET - a winner lto at Wolves and is paper jolly,, came 2nd over 1m 2f at the course four runs back,, should be good enough to win overall, but this race is at Lingfield and not Wolves,, place-lay claims if fav/short price on Saturday

Gonzaga - a serial loser and cost t'thread before,, almost exclusively races over seven.. has never won but has flopped on both of the times he's raced at a mile, or above,, leave off

Hart Fell is a big price and is stepping down in trip,, can't be discounted - will give another look,, has first time cheekpieces, and S Levey is on board

Julie Johnston - won't say she can't possibly win, but it do look unlikely

LAURENTIA - has a poor draw in 11,, a few reasonable runs this last while over a mile, at Lingfield and Chelmsford,, they wouldn't be good enough to see her win an 'ordinary' Class 6, but I can't rule her out of this,, if she's held up off a fast pace then she's got a right good chance here I feel,, will give another look

MISTER FREEZE - his second over C&D last Sept would at least give him e/w claims here,, is zero from 11 at the course but is a good price at the predicted 16/1

Papas Girl - this 1m race will be 2fs more than she's tried before,, just the one win which was over 5f at S'well,, overall 'obliged to look elsewhere' is me though

Purple Paddy is three times a winner on Standard/Slow at Kempton over the 1m trip,, not for me

Star Of St Louis is paper 2nd fav,,, likely to finish closer to the one in front than to the last home,,, unlikely to come placed here I feel,, 23 runs w/o a win,, looks 'tripless',, thankfully has no first time equipment to complicate thing,, placelay if a shorty on t'day

Stranger Things - just the four runs,, 2nd trainer same owner,, lto third at Yarmouth over a mile was big improvement,, drawn widest of all in stall 12 but can't discount

soon time for bed,, no harm in giving the mind a bitta exercise

a good start there anyroad; as wise man say "a journey of a thousand yards begins with a single step" ☺️

ya could always quit the 'work' part j@u 😂 more time for study 🤣

that's some liberty your 'mate' took - hogging ur computer in ur own station, in ur OWN FLAMIN HOUSE!! 😒 I would nae do it meself and I'm not in a county what's generally perceived to be as 'tasty' as yours, vees a vee the 'populous' - they're almost 'West Brit' / loadsamoney types, but with fek all scruples it would appear,,,,, Barsteward - 'working from home' by dint of hogging ur mate's (some mate ya has 😁) computer in THEIR house,,, stone the flippin crows 😕😌

in the 'etiquette' thread, and other places, that sort of person is known as a 'kernt' 😒

has the audacity to 'visit' ur house and 'work' #rolleyes from home - where to begin on that one eh??

kick them to the kerb girl 😂

Emily be no bigger than 4/5 if she go to Irish Oaks I reckons -they were on about 'rematch' there on Virgin One ,, Can't see anything else but an Emily Upjohn win (if she goes) , regardless of competition/ground etc,, but likely she'll be too short to back so just watching brief there

Luuks a good shout that Piastrella j@u - just had a squizz,, will do me @ the 13/2 available 😊 Mon FAYE!!!

6.15 Lingfield

Plenty of these with no wins, and a lot that are 'tactically versatile' (read - crap 😎) so looks as though there be a decent pace on here,, Will go for two that can be held up, and they're drawn 8 and 11, so I hope they will be staying on from out the back; and one (drawn in 2) that's likely to chase the pace here,,

AMALFI SALSA (8) 3/1 ew , LAURENTIA (11) 16/1 ew , MISTER FREEZE (2) 14/1 ew ,,, is three-place race from who I can punt with, which is a pity - four'd be better 🤣🤣

Think Four Feet 3/1, as mentioned above is more a Wolves horse,,

The yet to win Gonzaga 11/1 can be given a squeak based on a few staying on close finishes over 7fs here, but it's the lack of any kind of form over a mile that's offputting - have lost on this beast before, and am hoping I won't 'lose out' today 😃

Even with Sean Levey atop, I'm gone off Hart Fell 20/1; has done very little over further, and I don't think (just my opinion is all!) stepping down in trip is the answer,,

Stranger Things 6/1 showed improvement lto at Yarmouth over a mile, on her fourth run, when coming 3rd,, ran two poor (all three previous to lto run were poor) races on the AW at Chelmsford over 7fs (one for each of her two trainers) , but can kinda discount those as was out of/never in form,,,, nonetheless, I think this one is more suited to turf (going by her sire's offsprings' recent races [almost solely turf runs] / results),, add in the reltively short price, and with three picks already, in a wide open race, I'm leaving Matt Crawley's filly out of calculations

Star Of St Louis 13/2 and shorter with 365 @ 11/2 is too big atm to be looking at laying him for the minor honours,,

Small stakes - I'd be happy if I get a plce from one of the bigger priced 2, out of three in total, picks; but, if i aint in then i can't win,,,

might do a few foolish combi f'casts/#tricasts for pennies on the three picks aswell,, #nature of race 'tricasts' may not be possible; not a h'cap so depends on bookie,,, not that it makes much odds; pie in the sky, but what harm?? a degenerate could be at a lot worse 😃 speaking of degenerates, I'm disappointed I aint been lauded lately - Lauded?? - for what leff??  Good question caller - What I mean is i've left da hoose a few times this week, and managed to refrain from any kind o scumbaggery - where's me 'props' / 'attaboy' {as da Yangks say} / 'ringing endorsement' eh??? Oh aye, I see leffesem; and no wrong u is; why just there recently I saw in t'paper how 'refraining from scumbaggery' (in other words) was put forth in mitigation for a known scumbag with multiple convictions    damn straight chief, and I'd wager (were I a punting man, and were bets taken on such things - hard to quantify irregardless, the criterion on how such wagers might be settled) that said scumbag likely engaged in 'gourmet' (to a high standard) [at DC level anyhow] mayhem, and most he got was a fine of a ton?? Close enough leff; mayhem and thefterage were the charges laid forth, and, in this instance, no fine; but what's galling leff is the chap got a 'suspended' , tho it seems to me he hadn't served fully the last portion of one of his previous suspendeds... Fkd up mate; any time I been there, or read local rags, once ur 'marched up steps' , for whatever concocted (cos the rozzers, guess what?? - they lie like mofos) reasons, and tho the charge is relatively minor, less u be a 'known feral' then it's not a cent less than a deuce u be shelling out,, Indeed leff; best leave convo off lest either o us gt 2 riled ,, right ya be chief, all the besht to ya nd yars

😊 🙂 🙂

7.45 Lingfield

Took five mins to make us mind up here,,, #prolly take twice that long to type this oot 😂

Have gone off Toronado Grey and Cu Chulainn - might be another day for one or both of these,, enough form/form at the distance from most the rest to overlook bottom two in h'cap...

Dual Identity 13/8 shouldn't be far away,,, has won twice at the trip - a Class 4 on AW at Ncs, Class 5 on gd to firm at Salisbury,, one moderate run at Kempton on Stan/Slow over 2fs further than today's trip (led at about the 2f pole then last August, but that means little, as one cannae say that's good enough to get involved at a different course/distance,, similar surface mind, but that were a grade lower race) ,,,, makes no appeal at all at prices; lightly raced, is only 4; eff it, he wins, then he wins; hope he won't, and aint w/o ??s

Elkonix is fair short at ~ 5/2 gen,, only his seventh run,, at 5/2 best price I'm no hanging my hat (the opposite in fact) on him replicating or improving upon his 2nd over CD in a Class 5 two runs back,,, has a tendency to go wide an all - Good - and if this aint rectified then, as the Aussies say, "he's got Buckley's" 😂 lay for two and three places - job's hopefully a gud'un 😁

MISS MULLIGAN 15/2 ew topweight, first time cheekpieces,, pretty much zero AW form, but no mind,, she's won and hit crossbar o'er this trip quite a few times and her price is appealing = good enough for me

MORLAIX 8/1 ew a winner at Chelmsford over the same grade/trip four runs back,,, added to the price = same as above ie 'good enough for me'

Likely MM be chasing pace and MORLAIX be held up,,, haven't spotted an out and out frontrunner, and am hopeful of a true-run race here,, rev f'cast as well on t'two pix 😄

#didn't check watch, but I reckons 'twere thrice as long

twere a daycint day for thread 2day (y'day now) - me put up a cupla wunners, and KR, I think, managed to #get 3 or so favs beat out of four or so that he were agin; and some of those beaten favs were oot t'places also,, So WD Konny 😊 #figure o' speech that - go figure eh 😆

any old road,,,

fare thee well punting boardies :)

yours,

leff aka NUMBER FKING 1 😃

1.30 Hexham

Tokaramore 8/1 - big enough price, but place-lay claims

West Lawn 4/1 - won a similar race (Class 5 over CD non amateur race) 3 runs back by a head. Might fare less well today; only managed 4th in her two recent runs. possible place lay; was hoping she'd be fav here. 4/1 aint a bad price for a win all the same with a decent enough amateur on top.

Olympus NB 12/1 - ew and place,, Third over CD three runs back,, that were Class 4; today's race Class 5,, Becky is a decent amateur,, ran yesterday over 2m at Catt, so unless pulled, can assume he's in fine fettle

place-lay ones are biggish prices, so will likely just do Olympus here

What's that? ............ oh right, yeah - "thanks leffesem" , very good

ur welcome 👍️

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good (good to firm in places) is t'going,,, heard somewhere earlier on it were same as y'day (good - gd to soft in places) 😒 rain is due/forecast apparently, so there is that