I Love Punting , Providing Selections & Chatting Gibberish ; & I Intend To Do So On Hyah

Wednesday 8th June

1.18 Yarmouth CATCH MY BREATH 9/2 , PRISCILLA'S WISH 5/1 , MAYKIR 80/1 ew on these three

Otto Oyl 6/4 - place lay

2.20 Haydock Changing Colours 8/11 lay

REVISION 12/1 ew

2.00 Wexford Trendy Lady 1/2 lay - very short and the jockey's a relative unknown; rubbish in this but her form figures don't exactly read well

3.45 Wexford JOURNEY WEST 7/2 win

5.05 Cork ARDAD'S GREAT 11/2 ew , Silmaniya 11/8 place lay

'Ardad' ew double Revision 2.20 Ardad's Great 5.05

g'luck :)

Question - I backed a moderate animal, with #recent form figures: 12th of 13, 10th of 14, 7th of 10 - who am I? #recent at the time of said loser ass poster posting .

nowt wrong with that ya might say - what about the grade, going , jockey-booking , price etc,, ??

PRICE ya say?? twas a similar Mickey Mouse race what he was running in (on t'back o' 3mth layoff) as the ones that he was contesting previously; oh and the price was 😂 a mere 9 to flippin 4 😂 😁 ,, what idiotic degenerate would put summit like that in OP 😀

Can ya guess who it is yet - t'weren't today or y'day, and nor were it number one what posted it,,, no sah, 'twere infacta a poster what rarely posts, but oft complains about, yes ya might've guessed it, de-gen-e-rits 😃 and 'losers' too (unsanctioned of course 😏)

clue: it were same poster, who, apparently, were 'wondering' 😊 "where the losers had gone" 😂 ; 'losers' meaning urs truly nd others, one would presume,,, chap aint 'fooling' me; a less than sterling poster in his day he were, and now follows me aroond like a beggar lukin for scraps; expecting folk to believe (w/o explicitly stating it) that he'd only recently stumbled upon 😂 t'thread what you folks is right now reading,,

horse were a non that day, but still an all, it sho do have da bang of degeneracy off of it,,, So, again, WHO AM I ??

oh aye

yis probably guessed it 😄

AMAZING EMMA 8/1 ew 6.10 Cork

7.20 Ham

AYR POET 6/1 win NB

that's enough from me,,

there aint no sanctioning certain types

bye and good luck !

thoughts for the day

Chel Cty

1.30 Dhariye ~ 3/1 place lay - didn't do much first time out

True Statesman ~ 8/13 lay + place lay,, 2 runs over 5f, looks an awkward conveyance,, first run at 6fs - evidence says not a guaranteed stayer,,

7 go to post, and all bar one of t'other five have had a run,, earregardless, I hope summit or more than one summit can finish in front of both the abovementioned

4.30 Autonomy ~ 7/4 Up in trip and grade,, plenty of AW experience, but aint never raced at the course or on Poly,, 7/4 fair price, so will leave off, ftm at least,, if shortening to 11/8-5/4, will consider for plce-lay,,, Man Of Riddles ~ 3/1 looks a bit short, and I don't think he should be 2nd fav here..

Mukha Magic might set fractions hopefully,, 2 ew agin the field, tho there only be five (hopefully) going to post:

TRINITY GIRL 12/1, DOUBLETHETROUBLE 10/3

Ripon : Good

2.15

Dare To Hope 1/2 jolly Lay + plce-lay ,, Will probably win by half the track - Rocket Rodney, who finished 2nd to DTH on his first start lto, gave form a major boost y'day when coming 2nd in Windsor Castle; nevertheless, he's by Camacho, so will 6fs be too far is what i is thinking here 😃

GETHIPTOTHETRIP 16/1 ew Only a moderate 4th over #this trip (#about 40yds. shorter than today's 6f exact distance) on his first outing at Carlisle; might be sharper today,, 6f looks fine on breeding to me

MONTELUSA 5/1 ew,, might win or come nowhere,, by Washington DC so not sure if the step up in trip will suit (not unsure neither 😊) ,, first run at this trip after 4 goes over 5fs,, was going to be win only pick, as thought he'd be shorter,, could be well 'andicapped..

Ffos Las : Good

5.25

Fat Sam 6/4 place-lay has some good chase form,, 4 hurdles runs - the last of which was a year ago; been chasing since then, and might have improved,, back hurdling today, but looks short enough, and the jury is most def out on t'eight yr old,, hard to find winner here but Accidendal Rebel & Goleiriham have form to go close, and Of Corse I can can't be ruled out going on his PtP runs,, think AR or OCIC will likely lead here, and will hope t'pace is too hot for C Down's short priced jolly.

6.35

Maliboo 11/10 lay + 2/3 plce-lay ,, am hoping her big weight will bog her down

8.10

GEORDIE DES CHAMPS 11/1 ew,, just two places here with Francky Du Berlais looking a fair price @ 7/4 gen and some 15/8 also; jolly could go off shorter,, am not interested tho and will hope JP's two time C/D winner will be on a going day; looks as tho there'll be some pace on here, so a hold-up ride may see GDC go well here today,, will overlook his lst three runs for reasons various,, Galileo Silver & Jersey Wonder look like they'll be in t'van, and Chosen Path & Itacare are other (potentially) race prominent types - looks like it'll be a true run affair anyhow,,

8.40

ZUCAYAN 9/4 win,, won lto, what more do i want 😂 ?

Pilgrims King 11/10,, chance win and place-lays on t'jolly in this here.. won last twice over CndD, but is a bit of a keengoing blundersome (don't care if 'blundersome' aint even a real word 😂) sort and therefore opposable..

DINSDALE 12/1 ew,,, first time visor may help,, is CD winner from way back,, 9yr old is a dual purpose horse, and tho he be out of form, he can't be ruled out imo,, just the two places as only seven down to go,, Is also a 'pagejumper' (based on his name) ,, there a great anti-gambling docco on YT starring Reece (sp?) , who's a degenerate gambling plumber,, funny as fuk in parts - will try find it nd put it up hyah 😊

gd luck y'alllss ✅

ta KR 🤣 ya, tis a funny one that alright 😊

any old road - have did most of what I said I would,, have laid all them (ones i mentioned above) for places - some matched, some not,, them 'odds against' jollies, I've let em off as far as 'win' lay goes - too big for me,,

decided to back Francky Du Berlais also in 8.10FLas as on t'drift, @ just above 4.0 (3/1) on t'exchange,, bout 11/4 now with t'layers is FDB; bit too big to not back

had a look at KR's picks and I likee - overall; most are drawn middle to high - reckon there must be some sort of overall bias there, for whatever reason,, 8 picks but only seeing 4plcs a 1/4 with onliest laya i'm with online, so done em win and place (5 mainly is wot i've did em for, tho they're offering prices on up to 6) on t'machines,,

g'luck to us all ☺️

A bitta pahrspektive ,, atbe, or all tings beeing ee qwall

name not mentioned, but they were on aboot F. Cumani and how it made front-page news that she and some other broad wore same hat or somesuch rubbish o'er in Oz

gets worse: some royal bint called Zara is a 'style icon' ffs 😏 what a crock a Barry ! "Stlye Flipping Icon" ,, GORDON BENNETT !! Whoever came up with that shoight expression back in day musta got summit out of it bigtime; modern(ish) society hit a farkin low when that rubbish entered vernacular,,,

And folks ridicule me - a bunch o lizards and Lizzie the Queen lizard might make an appearance,, me mug runneth ova; am on tenters over here,,, likely be a hologram - clever money reckons she's "In The Sunlight" if ya gets me drift 😏

4.20 STRADIVARIUS 9/4 WIN

hUP fRANKIE